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    Matt Le blanc turned silver fox :yay: How you...

    Matt Le blanc turned silver fox :yay:

    How you doin
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    Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me ...

    Longer hair, plus 10 pints, that could be me

    :smile
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    Yes Shush, they will all want in. :smokin

    Yes

    Shush, they will all want in. :smokin
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    You state your wife's co name, what you did and...

    You state your wife's co name, what you did and get a (good) reference from your wife.

    It's not a 'break' you were still working.
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    G'night John-boy

    G'night John-boy
  6. Thread: Grimsby

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    Born in Burnley, schooled in Blackburn and uni'd...

    Born in Burnley, schooled in Blackburn and uni'd in Dundee

    :wave:
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    We have a tonne of NZ'ers leading the Chinese...

    We have a tonne of NZ'ers leading the Chinese tech teams in china.
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    I can't recall the last decade of NYE countdown...

    I can't recall the last decade of NYE countdown antics, for all sorts of bad reasons.

    This year I'll be in the land of nod and up and out running bright and early.

    Have one, or more for me,...
  9. Haven't you read the spiel online - the force is...

    Haven't you read the spiel online - the force is strong with her, hence they had lukes light sabre calling her name, that's why Han is on payroll for the next one :grin
  10. They are currently casting in london for the next...

    They are currently casting in london for the next one - any takers :wink
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    Brillo, surprised you didn't jump on this one...

    Brillo, surprised you didn't jump on this one :smile

    OP, if your war chest is good you can gamble on the new one.
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    Indeed, my last place, 25 of them, no one knew...

    Indeed, my last place, 25 of them, no one knew what they did, took the (rubbish) management three months to realise and get them out.

    The place before it was the management (permie) who set up...
  13. Selection box.

    Selection box.
  14. Indeed, expectations were high; a nice chiseled...

    Indeed, expectations were high; a nice chiseled hunky type - looks more like Steve Coogan :frown

    Good plot though, 2 more to follow apparently.
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    Went to see starwars today, all the pre film ads...

    Went to see starwars today, all the pre film ads were remakes; bfg, turtles and another Harry potter type and starwars itself are there no original ideas?

    Although in jan there is one about the...
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    Cheeky

    Cheeky
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    I am hardly the epitome of a girls girl either...

    I am hardly the epitome of a girls girl either but I do think there needs to be a place where women can discuss this without the chauvinists and the feminists.

    The womens networks facilitate...
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    These attitudes towards women are common and...

    These attitudes towards women are common and won't change in your working life.

    Before all the regulars chip in with NKOTBAC BS I would suggest you consider a different area and look to the...
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    I am 3 months in with Qdos accounting, happy so...

    I am 3 months in with Qdos accounting, happy so far.
  20. Thing is where I am the renters have the upper...

    Thing is where I am the renters have the upper hand due to oversupply, I have never paid full rent and the landlords that I know top up the mortgage payments.

    One of the more experienced ones...
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    You bloody well are not.

    You bloody well are not.
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    It's already been done on sexcetera ........

    It's already been done on sexcetera ..... According to a Friend :wink
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    Exactly, what's the benefit of having a licence...

    Exactly, what's the benefit of having a licence other than willy waving?
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    Private Pre-specified hospital, Wine list and...

    Private

    Pre-specified hospital, Wine list and wash bag :cool:
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    To a max of 3k That's nothing

    To a max of 3k

    That's nothing
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    +1 :yay:

    +1
    :yay:
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    Why you always descend into porn and your...

    Why you always descend into porn and your dillusional sex life when it's plain you are gagging for any action or attention in your perpetual drought of a sad life.
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    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and...

    Run wearing a bin bag to keep the sweat in and carry a rucksack of books, increase the books as you train.
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    He is just massively insecure and needs propping...

    He is just massively insecure and needs propping up by anons on a **** board.
  30. Thread: RIP Jonah Lomu

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    Tw@t

    Tw@t
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    I have the false black widows, the cleaner said...

    I have the false black widows, the cleaner said all her clients houses have them now.

    Bitten twice last year, nasty, now I am on top of them and nuke the b'stds :mad
  32. Thread: What a result!

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    BAPM in an IB on 550, you are 10 a penny.

    BAPM in an IB on 550, you are 10 a penny.
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    I get the investment pieces etc.... But for that...

    I get the investment pieces etc.... But for that I'd be going bespoke not off the rack.

    I have a few bits, bespoke wetsuit was over 500, it's perfect and will last years.
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    Poll: When is the cutoff to confirm? I'd need to swot...

    When is the cutoff to confirm?
    I'd need to swot up on the secret santa and jumper thing too.
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    It's Aston carter in an even cheaper tshirt.

    It's Aston carter in an even cheaper tshirt.
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    Oldham, next to Todmorden; very high suicide rate...

    Oldham, next to Todmorden; very high suicide rate round there. The realisation that the gene pool is that small they are all related.

    You can pretend to have as much fun as you like, that neck of...
  37. Having done older and younger, there is room for...

    Having done older and younger, there is room for both and that should apply to both sexes :tongue
  38. Thread: Warning Signs

    by Dallas
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    And credit Suisse

    And credit Suisse
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    A bit long but lots if nice eye candy for me and...

    A bit long but lots if nice eye candy for me and a good plot, makes you wonder where the next one will go.

    Saw burnt yesterday, warms the cockles .....
  40. You are having a flounce over a speculative...

    You are having a flounce over a speculative situation, it's simple, you hate it you don't renew.

    HTH
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    +1 to money laundering to the uks future

    +1 to money laundering to the uks future
  42. Thread: My Lunch

    by Dallas
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    Home made tomato, sweet potato, red pepper and...

    Home made tomato, sweet potato, red pepper and mozzarella soup, I have made a tonne :tongue

    Followed by home made apple chips.

    Off to see Burnt then gym session.
  43. Ooooh, Syndicate smack down. I'm in. PM to...

    Ooooh, Syndicate smack down.

    I'm in. PM to follow.
  44. Thread: Euromillions?

    by Dallas
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    Grr missed it Good luck

    Grr missed it

    Good luck
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    Sticky: First residential christmas tree just spotted, I...

    First residential christmas tree just spotted, I am going to have to walk past it every day now :mad.

    Too early!!
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    Get an office and lock the door or issue invoices...

    Get an office and lock the door or issue invoices to the mrs per your day rate for every interruption.
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    Sticky: Don't drink neat apple cider vinegar. HTH

    Don't drink neat apple cider vinegar.

    HTH
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    Swimming shifts everything inc. bike grease/oil.

    Swimming shifts everything inc. bike grease/oil.
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    Really

    Really
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    :hug: poisoned chalice but better than perm. The...

    :hug: poisoned chalice but better than perm. The upside is that you learn more from the pants gigs.

    Hope the next one picks up for you!
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