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    .. and his brother, Warwick.

    .. and his brother, Warwick.
  2. Thread: #copslivesmatter

    by GlenW
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    Wrong! That man was innocent of any wrongdoing...

    Wrong! That man was innocent of any wrongdoing and after he went to the police himself was released.

    I reckon the snipers will be shown to be right-wing, white, nutters.
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    You must be so annoyed that the D5 is so good.

    You must be so annoyed that the D5 is so good.
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    I once had dinner in a topless restaurant, it...

    I once had dinner in a topless restaurant, it started to rain and took me 2 hours to eat my soup.

    :igmc:
  5. Thread: Weekend thread.

    by GlenW
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    BTCC at Donington Park, a few rain showers on...

    BTCC at Donington Park, a few rain showers on Sunday could liven things up a bit.
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    At least we get the pictures of her in the nude,...

    At least we get the pictures of her in the nude, as consolation, when we lose though.
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    I thought the US constitution insisted that they...

    I thought the US constitution insisted that they be totally secular, no religion in schools or any other government or public institutions.
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    Paid

    Paid
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    I'm in

    I'm in
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    Didn't know Charlton Heston had a restaurant, do...

    Didn't know Charlton Heston had a restaurant, do you need to be armed to go there?
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    From leaving home to sitting my arse at the desk...

    From leaving home to sitting my arse at the desk takes just under an hour. A perfect commute for me, any longer and it would be boring, any shorter and I'd still be in grumpy twunt mode.
  12. Thread: Boomed

    by GlenW
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    Boomed

    Another 6 month extension. I'm a happy bunny as I won't need to buy a new suit for at least 6 months.
  13. Thread: Luggage

    by GlenW
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    Especially if you're a thief.

    Especially if you're a thief.
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    What, up the bum?

    What, up the bum?
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    Close but no prize, it should be present without...

    Close but no prize, it should be present without a capital P. It follows a comma not a full stop.
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    Stop being a bully.

    Stop being a bully.
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    This...

    This is quite chortlesome.
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    If Trump wants to come to the UK let him, just...

    If Trump wants to come to the UK let him, just insist he appears on #HIGNFY. They would rip the piss out of him like nobody's business. I'd pay to see that.
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    According to Wikipedia: "2 November 2014: A...

    According to Wikipedia:

    "2 November 2014: A PSNI armoured jeep was hit by a horizontal mortar in the Creggan area of Derry. A rear door was blown off and a passing car was damaged, but there were...
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    +1 Sheer class!

    +1 Sheer class!
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    My wife was born in Carrickfergus, Northern...

    My wife was born in Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland and is Catholic. I warn people that if she leaves the room and doesn't take her handbag they should run. She stopped finding it funny quite a while...
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    I used to enjoy necrophilia, bestiality and...

    I used to enjoy necrophilia, bestiality and sadism, but I realised I was just flogging a dead horse.

    :igmc:
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    I live near Keighley and have to deal with...

    I live near Keighley and have to deal with Muslims all the time. If you go into a shop you'll be there ages, 'Haven't seen you for while, you okay?' or 'Did son W win his rugby match last week?' or...
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    Do you really want to admit that?

    Do you really want to admit that?
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    No, I'll only give references after an offer, I...

    No, I'll only give references after an offer, I thought that was what was being said here.
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    You've actually given two previous agencies as...

    You've actually given two previous agencies as references and they have been accepted?
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    Has this ever worked? Have any agents been...

    Has this ever worked? Have any agents been satisfied with this?
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    Rolf Harris used, "Hello little girl, want to see...

    Rolf Harris used, "Hello little girl, want to see some puppies?"
  29. Thread: I got 9

    by GlenW
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    9 for me too.

    9 for me too.
  30. Does he propose banning everyone who shares the...

    Does he propose banning everyone who shares the religion of the zealot who killed all those people at the Planned Parenthood clinic a couple of days earlier?

    No, because he was a Christian...
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    They don't, simples.

    They don't, simples.
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    I've got two teenage sons, they cost me so much...

    I've got two teenage sons, they cost me so much the only gold I ever see is on chocolate wrappers, and they are from my sons chocolate wrappers.
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    I am, always have been and will continue to be...

    I am, always have been and will continue to be crap at sockie spotting. I had a crush on, and masturbated regularly to Gittins Gal.
  34. Thread: FAO Tykemerc

    by GlenW
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    They've made a vegan version of The Wizard of Oz,...

    They've made a vegan version of The Wizard of Oz, "Apples, bananas and pears. Oh my! Apples, bananas and pears"
  35. Thread: FAO Tykemerc

    by GlenW
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    Was the wizard Richard Branson?

    Was the wizard Richard Branson?
  36. Thread: Anyone we Know?

    by GlenW
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    The bloke on the right is thinking, "Will I,...

    The bloke on the right is thinking, "Will I, won't I and how far up would it fit?"
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    I thought hectoring cock-wallets were male grouse...

    I thought hectoring cock-wallets were male grouse dancing about trying to attract female grouse.
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    Too late, that already happens every Friday and...

    Too late, that already happens every Friday and Saturday night at the Quayside in Newcastle. Not a bother though you just buy the slapper a bottle of Bud and you get your rocks off with her round the...
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    You learn something every day! I always thought...

    You learn something every day! I always thought it was never possible.
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    Because it is illegal to have Housing Benefit...

    Because it is illegal to have Housing Benefit paid to a family member. So, either he is fiddling or you are fibbing.


    Get a ******* life you sad twunt.
  41. Thread: Where to live?

    by GlenW
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    Best you can hope for is to be the exception that...

    Best you can hope for is to be the exception that proves the rule then.
  42. Thread: Where to live?

    by GlenW
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    Tadley – Chav Central | iLiveHere - Britain's...

    Tadley – Chav Central | iLiveHere - Britain's worst places to live
  43. Thread: Where to live?

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    Just make sure you avoid Tadley like the plague!...

    Just make sure you avoid Tadley like the plague! ******* tulip hole populated by ******* retarded arseholes.
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    Who told you that, your invisible sky god friend?

    Who told you that, your invisible sky god friend?
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    The fat bloke, who is pictured getting into a...

    The fat bloke, who is pictured getting into a boat, warms things up at times.
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    WWF? Is she a wrestler?

    WWF? Is she a wrestler?
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    When I started I opened a business account with...

    When I started I opened a business account with NatWest. I got 2 years free banking then a monthly fee that is so small I can't remember what it is. I've never had any problems and things are done...
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    As there is some support amongst the UK's Muslim...

    As there is some support amongst the UK's Muslim population for ISIS is it really going to reduce that support by attacking Muslim communities in the Middle-East? I think bombing attacks, that will...
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