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    Sticky: a thucculent thirloin thsteak, with chestnut...

    a thucculent thirloin thsteak, with chestnut mushrooms and chips, for dinner.

    ThTuffed now, i am.

    feck all on TV as usual.

    i'll have to make decisions.
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    Marvins gone Hitchhiker's actor Stephen Moore...

    Marvins gone
    Hitchhiker's actor Stephen Moore dies aged 81 - BBC News

    :(

    now we only have AssGoo
  3. ftfy

    ftfy
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    Poll: if it was somewhere closer to civilization, i...

    if it was somewhere closer to civilization, i might have.
    but Manchester?
    FFS.
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    Sticky: nah, nothing exciting, just the mother ship...

    nah, nothing exciting, just the mother ship beaming up another of the brethern.
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    not really, i don't give a flying feck. actually...

    not really, i don't give a flying feck. actually
    :smokin
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    what? - they're football fans then?

    what? - they're football fans then?
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    Sticky: WTF?? what's that bright light in the sky???

    WTF??
    what's that bright light in the sky???
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    nothing to do with a global war, then. WWS.

    nothing to do with a global war, then.


    WWS.
  10. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    here you go.. ...

    here you go..

    https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/steam-retort-260nw-734169313.jpg
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    Slipper

    Slipper
  12. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    I didn't enter. my porridge would win, hands...

    I didn't enter.
    my porridge would win, hands down.
    too easy.
    the level of my porridge making skills is higher than AssGoo's imagined IQ.

    so there.

    nya nya nya.

    :smokin
  13. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    Scumsucking, bottomfeeding maggotmuncher. :D

    Scumsucking, bottomfeeding maggotmuncher.

    :D
  14. Thread: OUTRAGE!

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    feck off you spawny eyed English badger botherer...

    feck off you spawny eyed English badger botherer :D
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    OUTRAGE!

    SWIZZ!
    its a Fix!
    we wus robbed!

    England takes the World Porridge Making title in the Highlands - BBC News


    :tantrum: :tantrum:
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    so that's a 'yes' then. oh, well

    so that's a 'yes' then.

    oh, well
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    It can get worse? :eek

    It can get worse? :eek
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    Sticky: :wave: morning. another sodden sunday in...

    :wave:
    morning.

    another sodden sunday in soggy sarf herts.
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    Sticky: my condolences. fortunately, i have my stuff...

    my condolences.
    fortunately, i have my stuff delivered.

    dinner was the last of the moroccan spiced lamb from the freezer, with couscous and harissa.

    very nice it was, too.

    oh, and a nice...
  20. offered one a kiss once, he declined :smokin

    offered one a kiss once, he declined :smokin
  21. not for anything I do, they don't.

    not for anything I do, they don't.
  22. not to mention lunches/dinners. monthly, if you...

    not to mention lunches/dinners.
    monthly, if you go back far enough.
  23. i send car park tickets.

    i send car park tickets.
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    Sticky: Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that...

    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.”


    :D
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    Sticky: I just had a sausage sarnie. with HP sauce. ...

    I just had a sausage sarnie.

    with HP sauce.

    and bergamot tea.

    just for a change.
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    Sticky: this place was good last time i was there

    this place was good last time i was there <a few years ago, mind>

    San Carlo Bristol | Fresh Italian Food | Award Winning Restaurant

    lots of bars around the harbour
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    Sticky: :wave: morning. grey here. meh.

    :wave:
    morning.
    grey here.

    meh.
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    CHARTS or nuffink. we NEED CHARTS. FFS

    CHARTS or nuffink.
    we NEED CHARTS.
    FFS
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    Sticky: now watching 'the lost reggae tapes' on BBC4. ...

    now watching 'the lost reggae tapes' on BBC4.

    yah ,man

    :smokin
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    Sticky: anybody know what the fecking point is? meh

    anybody know what the fecking point is?

    meh
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    Poll: Christmas jumpers? Secret Santa? you're all...

    Christmas jumpers?
    Secret Santa?

    you're all disguised permies and i claim my £2480.
  32. there's some stuff in KSA. depends on what you...

    there's some stuff in KSA.
    depends on what you do, and your appetite for risk
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    Sticky: dinner was chilli , naan bread...

    dinner was chilli <from the freezer>, naan bread and lime pickle.
    a sort of global cuisine thing :smile

    actually rather pleasant.

    :smokin
  34. Thread: Warchests

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    I just winged it. you can't know what happens...

    I just winged it. you can't know what happens tomorrow.

    do what suits you, and any dependents.
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    Sticky: i think i'll go for more escapist nonsense. it's...

    i think i'll go for more escapist nonsense.
    it's generally better for my mood, otherwise i'll wander off and damage some/thing/body
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    WTF? you missed your meds again?

    WTF?

    you missed your meds again?
  37. Thread: Word associations

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    Cheese

    Cheese
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    state pension gets better the longer you leave...

    state pension gets better the longer you leave it, though.

    private might, depending on the underlying investments.
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    feck off, craphat :ladybags: :D

    feck off, craphat :ladybags:

    :D
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    you get the ammo. ruperts don't carry ammo. ...

    you get the ammo.
    ruperts don't carry ammo.

    :smokin
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    and the GPMG. and ammo. just have to raid an...

    and the GPMG.
    and ammo.

    just have to raid an armoury, no worries :smokin
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    and constantly labelling anyone who disagrees...

    and constantly labelling anyone who disagrees with you as a 'cretin' is different from this?
    how is that, then?

    feckin twat!
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    Varadkar - 'you DO know we've got you by the...

    Varadkar - 'you DO know we've got you by the goolies?'
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    Board

    Board
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    Seat

    Seat
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    SFA TFA :smokin

    SFA
    TFA

    :smokin
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    Panderer

    Panderer
  48. Thread: Post Brexit

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    looping again, then? go and...

    <buffer overflow> looping again, then?
    go and polish your clogs, sonny.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: damp dreich drizzly &...

    Morning all
    :wave:

    damp
    dreich
    drizzly
    & dark in dull sarf herts.

    meh.
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    Sticky: wot, more than weegies ?? :smokin and 1967...

    wot, more than weegies ??

    :smokin

    and 1967 is a loooong time ago
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