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    Avoid 4GB RAM and mechanical hard drives. It will...

    Avoid 4GB RAM and mechanical hard drives. It will be slow.

    I'd suggest something like this - Intel i5, 8GB Ram, 256GB SSD, 15.6" FHD non glare screen.
    HP 250 G5 i5

    It also has HDMI and VGA...
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    Valet

    Valet
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    Poor sap, I did 10 years then retired. :smokin

    Poor sap, I did 10 years then retired. :smokin
  4. When you stop contracting are you ever going to vist CUK again?

    I have and I do. :smokin

    Not a lot going on that warrants a response though. :(
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    Next door to Suity. :tongue Nuclear war - stand...

    Next door to Suity. :tongue
    Nuclear war - stand outside and wait. Come and take what you like!
    Any other war, "We will never surrender" and Sainsbury's will provide.
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    Just checked, I've got a pound of dried lentils,...

    Just checked, I've got a pound of dried lentils, 4 tins of beans and some paracetamol.
    That'll do. :smokin
  7. Poll: I got 3 points back in about 1995 for doing about...

    I got 3 points back in about 1995 for doing about 46 in a 40 zone - my fault, I ventured over the border into Wales.:emb

    Never been back! :freaky:
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    Moi?

    Moi?
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    Will we be seeing a Dalek in a frock?

    Will we be seeing a Dalek in a frock?
  10. Oh yes, Reading Rock Festival in the early 80's....

    Oh yes, Reading Rock Festival in the early 80's.
    Wild Thing! :yay:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KosTzYSUYO4
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    So Class O is as good as it gets? Linky...

    So Class O is as good as it gets?

    Linky

    "What is the difference between Class 1 and Class II ?

    Both are classifications of the surface spread of flame test (BS 476 part 7). They refer to the...
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    FTFY :tongue

    FTFY :tongue
  13. 1st one, not in IT but electronics. Did a...

    1st one, not in IT but electronics.

    Did a quote to supply some electronic gizmos in the defence world - not really my job as I was a designer usually.

    Visited the big chief to deliver the quote...
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    year

    year
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    Only one answer is correct. Crap Ex Mod ...

    Only one answer is correct.

    Crap
    Ex
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    :tongue
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    Plucker

    Plucker
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    The other reason people put stuff in the fridge...

    The other reason people put stuff in the fridge is because there is never enough cupboard space - especially in a modern micro house.
    Oh, and for those that can read, it tells them on the jar to...
  18. You need to go here...

    You need to go here.

    Work your way backwards or forwards - everyone is nice and the posts are amazing. :smokin
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    Crash for cash hey? :tongue

    Crash for cash hey? :tongue
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    Glad you are OK AtW. Nice long bonnet to...

    Glad you are OK AtW.

    Nice long bonnet to absorb the impact. Proves a sporty car is best!
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    Dylan

    Dylan
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    Zebedee

    Zebedee
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    Probably found a fly in her cornflakes.

    Probably found a fly in her cornflakes.
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    Politics Free Day

    It's the local elections today so BBC R4 are not really doing politics.

    I now know how much a healthy hedgehog should weigh.

    Might be a good idea to abandon politics for a while on here. :tongue
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    I eat Quorn - that's probably a banning offence...

    I eat Quorn - that's probably a banning offence as well. :smokin
  26. Not sure what's worse - the "The egested...

    Not sure what's worse - the "The egested intestine" or the Ikea catalogue cover from 1971! :tongue
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    Bobby

    Bobby
  28. Great set of links - thanks Nick. Cairo looks...

    Great set of links - thanks Nick.

    Cairo looks like the American Dream needs some work!
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    Drugs

    Drugs
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    Weekend

    Weekend
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    Offshore

    Offshore
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    Recumbent

    Recumbent
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    Microwave

    Microwave
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    Biscuit

    Biscuit
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    Good old Tom & Jerry. Takes me back more years...

    Good old Tom & Jerry. Takes me back more years than I care to remember!

    Like the tractor hacks as well! Screw the little man and he'll fight back. :fight:
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    Kite

    Kite
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    Vulcan

    Vulcan
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    Gods

    Gods
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    Bland

    Bland
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    Collie

    Collie
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    Diddy

    Diddy
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    Red

    Red
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    No, it is CUK after all. :tongue

    No, it is CUK after all. :tongue
  44. Thread: NHS

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    I've gigged in the NHS. It strikes me as...

    I've gigged in the NHS.

    It strikes me as utterly daft that the NHS Trusts have basically the same IT requirement, yet they all invent their own particular way of implementation. As their internal...
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    Expensive

    Expensive
  46. Thread: Shìt Question

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    :nopics:

    :nopics:
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    I would have thought it more likely that the...

    I would have thought it more likely that the battery charging circuity is fried.

    That may be on one or more circuit boards that do one or more things!
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    Piggy

    Piggy
  49. Thread: Foggy

    by ctdctd
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    There is so much sun in Bedfordshire, the solar...

    There is so much sun in Bedfordshire, the solar panels are running the heating :smokin
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    The format was getting very stale even when they...

    The format was getting very stale even when they were still doing it.
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