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    Antisocial, Antisemitic and antipersiprant. Yep...

    Antisocial, Antisemitic and antipersiprant. Yep makes sense.
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    Doom : Dr Doom!

    Stop using My Name or the Squirrels get it! ...
  3. https://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://imgflip.com/i/...

    https://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://imgflip.com/i/4ixvvyhttps://i.imgflip.com/4ixvvy.jpg
  4. No it's convenience. Next day delivery,...

    No it's convenience.

    Next day delivery, bundled sent to you home. A lot of them are sent as gifts. A lot go abroard, most are people who went to the shop and couldnt find any.

    Take Chocolate...
  5. Oh! Jacko! You wouldn't believe me if I told you...

    Oh! Jacko! You wouldn't believe me if I told you how you can make money online by making things or bundling them.

    I now run a small Facebook group where we tip each other about deals in stores,...
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    Bloody Hell, it's bad enough bringing back Zombie...

    Bloody Hell, it's bad enough bringing back Zombie posts, but finding an article from 20 years ago and posting it! Talk about living in the past. (Jethro Tull ;-)
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    Pulled him out of school and self taught him...

    Pulled him out of school and self taught him yesterday after a terrible Monday.

    We now believe he is whats known as PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) . You can't give a direct request to him...
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    I've been working my arse off I'll have you know....

    I've been working my arse off I'll have you know. Those £50 bottles of Dettol didn't send themselves.
  9. You're gut is six foot lying down isnt it?

    You're gut is six foot lying down isnt it?
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    Should have been an employee. Could have sat on...

    Should have been an employee. Could have sat on my arse for the last 201 days getting paid to go cycling, or masturbating like a chimp
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    This makes me want to puke!

    Coronavirus: We won'''t surrender North to hardship, mayor vows - BBC News

    FFS! Everyone else is trying to work their arses off, while some get to stay at home, not pay for transport, not have to...
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    You nicked the entire development teams test rig...

    You nicked the entire development teams test rig the day before a major presentation you douche.

    Anger issues? Don’t think I was the one who rugby tackled a small blind gypsy beggar girl in the...
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    covid. Of course they didn’t.

    covid. Of course they didn’t.
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    "So after what 8 years, we have a proper school...

    "So after what 8 years, we have a proper school for my son. Thank **** for that."

    Spoke to soon. And he's out of school again. Kicked out of his new special school which supposedly doesnt kick...
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    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I...

    I used to be a long time contractor. Then I became a successful corporate ladder climber. Then I did a little more contracting, and then decided it wasnt for me anymore and became a successful...
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    honestly I thought they were all remainders...

    honestly I thought they were all remainders having the paddies
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    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials....

    yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials. **** ‘em
  18. I had and sold a load of my book shares years and...

    I had and sold a load of my book shares years and years ago. Stupid idea selling books online. Whatever happened to Amazon?
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    I have no plans to stay inside. How about...

    I have no plans to stay inside. How about teaching the youngsters to socially distance and stop packing into pubs.
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    Just up the inheritance tax and let COVID run...

    Just up the inheritance tax and let COVID run riot. Problem solved
  21. Wow, your kids are in for a treat today then...

    Wow, your kids are in for a treat today then aren;t they
  22. Yes I can do refunds for pools, but not for your...

    Yes I can do refunds for pools, but not for your pants as you've already pissed in those.
  23. Liquid grass feed will become the new Swimming...

    Liquid grass feed will become the new Swimming pools! Thanks for the tip! :-)
  24. Swimmings Pools the New Chalk the New Gloves the New Sledges.

    Well there you have it, heat wave tomorrow, sold £500 worth of swimming pools on Facebook from the front of the garden via Facebook and £5000 on Amazon.

    Lovely jubbly. This time next year Rodders,...
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    My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.

    My cock weighs 24lbs, it's not my fault.
  26. Spod, Spod! Is that you?

    Spod, Spod! Is that you?
  27. Thread: Ocado

    by MarillionFan
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    Yes re-opened for me as well. Ocado has some...

    Yes re-opened for me as well.

    Ocado has some great deals and is well known for Amazon flips. I know someone turning over £60,000 a month in sales from buying on Ocado using multiple accounts,...
  28. FFS. Will goverments stop making change to tax...

    FFS. Will goverments stop making change to tax things I keep taking up so I can avoid paying taxes. Chunts!
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    For ****s sake. Is there NOTHING Putin won't do...

    For ****s sake. Is there NOTHING Putin won't do for a vote......
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    I thought you'd been banned some time in 2017?!?!

    I thought you'd been banned some time in 2017?!?!
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    Ah! Is that where the Chinese got the idea for...

    Ah! Is that where the Chinese got the idea for stealing organs from the Burgers
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    I do believe it's our 21sr Anniversary tomorrow...

    I do believe it's our 21sr Anniversary tomorrow people. I forgot about the 20th, but **** it.
    I think when I checked this, the first forum was registered on the 27th July 1999, but I'll let Admin...
  33. To be fair, if I had £200m in the bank, I would...

    To be fair, if I had £200m in the bank, I would have probably smoked a tulip load of crack by now and lost my marbles as well.
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    2005! 2005! You ******* newbie, coming in...

    2005! 2005!

    You ******* newbie, coming in here as a johnny come lately and saying that the site is crap and died!

    Well Ive been here since it started in 1999, and I can tell you, it died well...
  35. Good grief. Where do you get the time! ARE NONE...

    Good grief. Where do you get the time! ARE NONE OF YOU DOING ANY WORK!!!!
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    Admin has never seen this kind of money, unless...

    Admin has never seen this kind of money, unless he knocks over the shoe box below his wifes bed where she keeps her money from her 'night' job.
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    Poll: Everyday should be Marillionfan day. Of course,...

    Everyday should be Marillionfan day. Of course, as a Facebook Admin I get to ban dozens of people every day, and then also listen to their whining messages about how they should be allowed to post on...
  38. Don’t like Masks! Ask your accountant !

    Hundreds of anti-mask activists march on London's Hyde Park wearing plague doctor costumes | Daily Mail Online

    Anti mask demonstration organised by a bloke called Simon Dolan! Oh. Our Simon Dolan....
  39. how come to test for Covid they have to stick a...

    how come to test for Covid they have to stick a swab through your nose to the back of your throat while alledgedly a single droplet can infect an entire village? Load of bollocks to me
  40. Thread: Dear AtW

    by MarillionFan
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    Dear AtW

    Thank you for writing to me recently about your problems and I will be happy to reply.

    Firstly, yes it is illegal to engage in any form of sexual activity with animals, it's known as bestiality....
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    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in...

    Nice one AtW. It said it was already done in Europe. Even with Brexit I’m fairly sure the UK is in Europe unless we’ve been pushed out to see towards Canada.

    This was aimed at Americans
  42. I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown...

    I made a profit of around £50k during lockdown selling overpriced gloves, chalk, jigsaws and tat to idiots who spent too much time buying junk on Amazon Prime
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    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your...

    I don’t agree with this point. By denying it your complicit.

    #blacklivesmatter
    #MeToo
    #MoreWokeThanYou

    Admin please ban this poster
  44. Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a...

    Humans are the real virus. Sooner someone gets a jab for mankind the better
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    I chucked it in in October and became a full time...

    I chucked it in in October and became a full time Amazon seller, making around £10k a month, which is fine by me.
  46. Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an...

    Was straight out to pub on Saturday. You get an allocated table, so went for an all day bender.
    Massive session, ten pints, shots, got a lap dance off the girl on the next table but her husband...
  47. I was the top poster on the first forum. :/( I...

    I was the top poster on the first forum. :/(

    I remember those bunch of caravanning bastards who invaded the site, which funnily enough kicked off our yearly holiday invasion of other sites until...
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    Not seen that one but a good ‘un What’s that...

    Not seen that one but a good ‘un

    What’s that Nat? You want an apology. First rule of CUK is never apologise you perma offended woke liberal twat. The second rule of CUK is go in harder the 2nd...
  49. It's not as good as the forum before it.

    It's not as good as the forum before it.
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    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon....

    There is no comparison AtW. Ebay is not Amazon. Amazon is ££££££££££. IF You understand how it works. I am making more than I do contracting.
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