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Haha I like your humour BP

Well Democrats have repeatedly misled Americans about what the Democrats have been doing. So it's no surprise.

Unbelievable!
The Northern Ireland parliament have made it illegal to pay for sex there.

I mean, what's the point in becoming a high-earning contractor if you can't spend your ill-gotten gains on...

I've just taken a look at my "you may know" list, and there is nobody there I have ever been friends with. There is, however, Nick Griffin, Adolf Hitler, and David Duke of the Klu Klux Klan. I have...

The boy's mother, the suspect, is in custody. She is from Botswana. There are whole tribes of people over there who do that kind of thing.

This isn't even a rant against immigration - the boy...

I haven't been there myself. But my mum's been.

Send them off to Romania and Bulgaria and have the welfare states of those countries sort them out. After all being in the EU they can't stop them coming in :smokin

Part of my morning commute is along the M4, so I'll certainly be using this excuse to my client next time I'm late :D

WGAS

Tony Blair - what a c**t!

Some of the comments are quite saucy:

Will they start dropping after a few days ?

Santa will definitely be unloading his sack this year.

That could be a prickly bush.

you would need a...

Muahhahaha :devil

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/79453000/jpg/_79453806_blair-card-464.jpg

If it is a number one, best to wait until you have a fairly full bladder but not up to the point of it being painful. That makes best use of your time without suffering discomfort.
If a number two,...

Zero percent rise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gi7qqvRlY0

Gordon saves the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5stftd5qv3M

:sick

Very bad idea - surprised Boris entertains the idea.
Driving should be encouraged on sundays to reduce the load on the roads on the other 6 days of the week.

One of the many benefits of Islam - no bleeding Christmas

It just seems to be a set of common-sense comments which lefties hate. Lefties hate common sense.

I won't post any of them here in case I upset the moderators.

I've been a fan of Kate's bush. Does that count?

This story made me laugh today. A UKIP member in Kent took to Twitter to complain about the BBC broadcasting in front of "a mosque".

Well here is the building in question:
...

I'm 4 days a week at my current client. When I started the contract I was on 5 days a week, but on my second extension I said I would only extend if they dropped it to 4 days. Which they did.

So...

I don't see how the police officer could have done anything else. This guy was charging him, the officer had a gun, and the officer knew that if he didn't shoot there was a very good chance that the...

No. Like Ronnie Biggs and the rest of those nasty pieces of work he doesn't deserve an RIP

Best of luck.
Have a :banana: on the way in - they're full of potassium, and give you loads of energy.

Reminds me of a typical day in the office. Give this man a job in IT! :smokin

A very solemn piece. Great photos inline too!

I'm 100% UKIP, 0% BNP. A UKIP member.

Anyway as you don't like my style of humour/political_sarcasm then I'll refrain from it on here as it is your site, not mine. You see - UKIP respecting...

Parody, not provocator, cojak. You don't get some types of humour :ladybags:

UKIP is very different from the BNP.

Is a question that can't really be answered because it is a matter of personal preference.
But in the mean time here are a few of my favourites. Feel free to add!

Mozart Clarinet Concerto, 2nd...

Just curious - what lump sum do you have, and how much annual income does that generate? How have you invested it in order to generate that income?

I'm in a similar position myself and wondering...

Although I'm a UKIPPER I have to say that the influx of young Bulgarians and Romanians into the country has swelled the coffers of available young female hookers. Take a look at adultwork.com (NSFW!)...

I reckon it's moved from Comet to Currys/PC World.

So now it is confirmed - Microsoft exams are so easy that even a five-year-old can pass them :rolleyes:

I'm surprised nobody has asked - which poster is it on here?
Presumably someone who registered on here less that 5 year's ago (unless he operated from the womb). So that rules out Brillopad:tongue

Was it Dr. Jack Griffin, the lead character in the film "The Invisible Man"

The Invisible Man (film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So instead they'll make him president when he is released from prison. That's how it works in South Africa isn't it?

No you don't, you often get fewer services. Money that the British government is spending on providing benefits to these people is money that is not being spent on providing even existing services on...

Nonsense!

It is mainly BECAUSE we are in the EU that house prices are so high. Had there not been the huge wave of immigration into the UK from Europe, courtesy of EU membership, there would not...

Is this the first w@nk thread of this Christmas?

In your experience when applying for contracts, what proportion of them outside of the government (or involvement with the government/needing security clearance) do CRB / DBS checks?

You were in Eastenders?

Is this a response to my "I'm a lazy fecker" thread I posted the other day?

:rolleyes:

Mohamed married a 12 year old, so it seems that Muslims regard children as fair game for sexual relationships. If we don like that we have to prosecute them or kick them out, preferably both.

So man the f**k up it is then :happy

Following on from this, is it really the case that the prospect of a few £k's in bonus is successful in motivating people to work hard all day every day?
The...

I did live for a month in Fishermead, a chavvy council-estate part of Milton Keynes, at the tail end of 1996. It was pretty dire. My car got vandalised, and the accommodation was freezing cold.

I tend to find that I start contracts full of energy, but after a few months that energy flags, I get bored, my productivity goes down, and I leave (or contract is not renewed).

I think this is...

:spel This thread is useless without video!

I lie through my photo on Tinder - I got my teeth whitened on it with photoshop to make me a bit better looking :tongue

(and no it hasn't worked).

He's a hypocrite.

Oh, MF I've finally got together that £5K that I owe you. Where do you want it sent?

:rolleyes:

But companies are already allowed to hire workers at below minimum wage - as volunteers. Why is it payments between zero and the minimum wage only that are outlawed?

"But Labour MP says comments reflect 'values of the Victorian workhouse"

Typical Labour MP. The "values" of the Victorian workhouse were admirable. It was just the implementation of those values...