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  1. Thread: RIP Mrs W

    by shaunbhoy
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    Just come on and seen this. That is dreadfully...

    Just come on and seen this. That is dreadfully sad news Whorty. Sorry for your loss and condolences to you.
    Stay strong and remember all the good times you had together.

    SB
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    And still the gurning goes on......LOL

    A satisfactory Deal that suits both sides and addresses the overwhelming bulk of the concerns that the majority of Brexiteers had has been concluded.

    At the eleventh hour, as foreseen by those of...
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    In Cornwall they have got anti-tank emplacements...

    In Cornwall they have got anti-tank emplacements set up around Launceston with specific orders to take out any Londonistan plated vehicles.

    Allegedly.

    :wink
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    Am currently ploughing through a bunch of Peter...

    Am currently ploughing through a bunch of Peter May novels. Started with the Lewis trilogy and have just kept going. Good thriller writer.
  5. I voted for this country to unshackle itself from...

    I voted for this country to unshackle itself from the federalist bureaucratic profligate unaccountable monstrosity that the original Common Market that we signed up to had become.

    As did the vast...
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    Exhibitionist

    Exhibitionist
  7. Maybe, if you really want to attract some of the...

    Maybe, if you really want to attract some of the former posters back, we should just permanently ban all the dreary Bremainers that clog the whole place up with their morose chuntering and flawed...
  8. Nobody "promised" anything. You cretins would...

    Nobody "promised" anything.

    You cretins would have realised that if you stopped wailing and gnashing for a few moments once in a while.

    :laugh:laugh
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    One wonders just what depths your self-esteem has...

    One wonders just what depths your self-esteem has plummeted to.

    Have you been put in a support bubble with Whorty or something equally grisly?

    :wink

    Oy oy! I see the thought Police are out...
  10. Well YOU are still here, so it gives us all hope....

    Well YOU are still here, so it gives us all hope.

    :laugh
  11. And would that be in your Minky-Manky-Pansy-Latte...

    And would that be in your Minky-Manky-Pansy-Latte would it? Cocktail Parasol as well?

    :wink
  12. And how are you getting on with your Yaris OG? ...

    And how are you getting on with your Yaris OG?

    :laugh
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    Give it up Mordy. Their attention has wandered...

    Give it up Mordy. Their attention has wandered again. They will be drooling into their phones by now as your figures went so far over their heads they left a vapour trail.

    :laugh
  14. Nope.............a bit more like THIS one. ...

    Nope.............a bit more like THIS one.

    https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/hanoi-vietnam-nov-17-2016-600w-542975734.jpg

    :yay:
  15. Well you could probably do what you usually do...

    Well you could probably do what you usually do when danger threatens. Hide in the background making noises like a skittish chipmunk then appearing out in the open once the peril has safely passed,...
  16. I drive a vehicle that you couldn't reach the...

    I drive a vehicle that you couldn't reach the pedals or see over the steering wheel.

    One wouldn't expect you to understand.

    :laugh
  17. The History of Fish and Chips - National Dish of...

    The History of Fish and Chips - National Dish of Britain

    Nuff said.

    :wink
  18. At least I can manage to drive my cars without...

    At least I can manage to drive my cars without bouncing them off every wall that I pass.

    :laugh
  19. That will all be mitigated by higher sales...

    That will all be mitigated by higher sales figures due to the ready availability of a home market.
    It is all about supply and demand.

    Maybe best you stick to squirrels etc.

    HTH

    :eyes
  20. But you are saying that from the position of...

    But you are saying that from the position of someone that regards fish fingers as haute cuisine. The archetypal bottom feeder that you are.

    Many of us are a sight more sophisticated.

    :smokin
  21. Because we still have the French paying over the...

    Because we still have the French paying over the odds for them. Obvious really.

    :eyes
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    I reckon that not panicking is probably best. ...

    I reckon that not panicking is probably best.

    But I'm not a snowflake.

    HTH

    :wink
  23. Of course. There is no way we could possibly...

    Of course. There is no way we could possibly alter our palates to eat giant langoustines. Not unless we get to smother them in HP sauce first.

    :eyes:eyes
  24. I am sure that putting hurdles in the path of...

    I am sure that putting hurdles in the path of British tourists will go down a storm with those trying to balance the books of the beleaguered economies of Spain, Portugal, and Greece where Tourism is...
  25. Taking a wild guess, eating it maybe? HTH BIDI...

    Taking a wild guess, eating it maybe?

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes:eyes
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    Brexit: No deal is far better than staying in the...

    Brexit: No deal is far better than staying in the EU | The Independent

    Hear hear!!

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    Do we? Can you show us where that took place? Or...

    Do we? Can you show us where that took place? Or is it just something "the voices" told you?

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    It all depends on whether or not you believe the...

    It all depends on whether or not you believe the boasts of governments around the world that they are going to try and implement environmental targets.

    Even if they make a half-hearted attempt at...
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    Not when there is a worldwide shortage of the...

    Not when there is a worldwide shortage of the stuff, and your fatuous argument is much like "Why would you eat at this excellent restaurant when there is a Michelin starred one a few miles down the...
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    Try adding Guardian, Corbyn, and Not Anti-Semitic...

    Try adding Guardian, Corbyn, and Not Anti-Semitic to your searchline.

    HTH

    :wink
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    So that means we can't use the readily available...

    So that means we can't use the readily available decent quality Cornish stuff then?

    No? Thought not.

    Next.

    :eyes:eyes
  32. You can take the chicken out of...

    You can take the chicken out of Saffrica..............

    :laugh:laugh
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    It will all be for nought when the UK takes the...

    It will all be for nought when the UK takes the lead in producing electric vehicles powered by batteries made in Cornwall with their vast resources of Lithium.

    Cornish Lithium finds “globally...
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    The last time we had proper food shortages we had...

    The last time we had proper food shortages we had just won a World War, introduced the NHS, and had the healthiest population imaginable in terms of BMI.

    Just saying.

    :wink
  35. I think we've seen that before. Google...

    I think we've seen that before. Google "Trafalgar" and see what you get!

    :eyes
  36. Thread: Bah Humbug

    by shaunbhoy
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    Don't the Met Police know where Harrods is? ...

    Don't the Met Police know where Harrods is?

    :eyes
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    Only a matter of time before the paranoid...

    Only a matter of time before the paranoid knuckleheads that are up in arms about the "safety" of the vaccine show up quoting the "off-piste" speculations of various discredited medicos.

    In many...
  38. Well that is YOU sorted at least. Phew!! :laugh

    Well that is YOU sorted at least. Phew!!

    :laugh
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    There is scarcely any need for one then. You are...

    There is scarcely any need for one then. You are more than capable of doing that unhindered.

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes
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    It is high time someone told him where they have...

    It is high time someone told him where they have hidden the keys then.

    Don't need him blundering on witlessly, not while Whorty can still recall his own login details. No sense in overloading the...
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    Do me a favour. She has yet to consistently work...

    Do me a favour. She has yet to consistently work out what day of the week it is. SE is currently reliant on looking at the top page of her Grauniad.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Acceptance of guilt is the first step to...

    Acceptance of guilt is the first step to recovery.

    Well done.

    Now you just need to try and convince this dwindling bunch of like-minded nincompoops in this tiny non-representative sub-forum of...
  43. Ursula will insist that it is a non-negotiable...

    Ursula will insist that it is a non-negotiable part of the withdrawal agreement that Boris covers it.

    HTH

    :wink
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    ftfy :eyes:eyes

    ftfy

    :eyes:eyes
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    Mutty Merkel and Madman Macron. HTH

    Mutty Merkel and Madman Macron.

    HTH
  46. ftfy :wink

    ftfy

    :wink
  47. Jog on peabrain :wave::wave:

    Jog on peabrain

    :wave::wave:
  48. And just like that, Whorty appeared. As if this...

    And just like that, Whorty appeared. As if this thread is not already well stocked with gurning Bremoaning simpletons!! Welcome aboard jellyhead!

    :laugh:laugh
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    Wife: "Did I put on much weight during Lockdown?"...

    Wife: "Did I put on much weight during Lockdown?"

    Hubby: "Difficult to tell, you weren't all that slim before"

    Time of Death: 11:15pm

    Cause of Death: COVID


    HTH
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    If that theory flies we can all presume that YOU...

    If that theory flies we can all presume that YOU have few if any friends, and even those you DO possess have long been in favour of you wearing a mask, dating back to well before the outbreak of...
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