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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZ4CM3wr0U

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLZ4CM3wr0U
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    You can say "gammons this and that" all you want...

    You can say "gammons this and that" all you want but 65,000 people were murdered in Brazil last year.

    500 in Chile.

    We had to bomb Dresden to get out freedom.

    If chucking a few Marxists out...
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    double post

    double post
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    Chile... Chile has the best standard of living...

    Chile...

    Chile has the best standard of living in Latin America | This is Chile

    Chile has a homicide rate of 2.7 per 100,000

    Brazil 29.2
  5. Who cares. They are dead now like every...

    Who cares.

    They are dead now like every communist should be.
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    It's rightmove, but with fewer houses?

    It's rightmove, but with fewer houses?
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    Poll: Half of these interviews seem to be pulling up...

    Half of these interviews seem to be pulling up the leaders on what someone said 10 years ago on twitter.

    I'm not sure there is real value in them.
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    https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/59...

    https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/pb-389839.jpg
  9. I didn't have a clue what I wanted to do after I...

    I didn't have a clue what I wanted to do after I graduated. Someone phoned me up out of the blue and said "I'm looking for a engineering graduate that can program, is that you?"

    "ehh, well I've...
  10. I just write any old thing and tell them they...

    I just write any old thing and tell them they have to invest in bigger resources.
  11. Yeah, what has been said, visual studio code...

    Yeah, what has been said, visual studio code download and a free python course would be a good start.

    Introduction to Python Programming | Udacity

    Pi is probably a better bet for class learning...
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    What a surprise... Pisa: Mixed report for...

    What a surprise...

    Pisa: Mixed report for Scottish education in world rankings - BBC News

    Notice that the Scottish article has to say "The Pisa report is not definitive and the system has many...
  13. To be honest if I was setting up a system I would...

    To be honest if I was setting up a system I would not have the alarm go off first, have a dog bark alarm come from upstairs first for 20 seconds or something

    Last time the alarm went in the night...
  14. I was considering getting my NEST smoke alarms to...

    I was considering getting my NEST smoke alarms to send some json to a logic app that would send me a notification on slack if motion was detected when I was out the house. Then I decided to get a...
  15. Seems like there is a jamming war going on... ...

    Seems like there is a jamming war going on...



    Can Burglars Jam Your Wireless Security Alarms? | Safety.com
  16. I don't even know if wifi jamming is a thing, ...

    I don't even know if wifi jamming is a thing,

    It's just the first thing I thought of when I looked at how the new systems work as, ehh, I know someone with a mobile jammer.
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    Can I have "Souper Poster" back please? It...

    Can I have "Souper Poster" back please?

    It seems to have been removed in one of your regular moderator japes.
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    Who let the cretins out the Brexit forum?

    Who let the cretins out the Brexit forum?
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    That is because he is an idiot.

    That is because he is an idiot.
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    Whilst it will be unlikely that Corbyn would...

    Whilst it will be unlikely that Corbyn would actively support terrorism he will share the aims of the world's most nutjob terrorists. The fact that they are willing to take up arms and die for...
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    This is where it will eventually get to. Every...

    This is where it will eventually get to. Every country in Europe will have it's own Guantanamo Bay type facility with no out door. Ive said this before on here.

    I'm guessing premeditation of...
  22. If the house wasn't wired I would not be excited...

    If the house wasn't wired I would not be excited about getting it done.

    But a 12 year old could build a wifi jammer so I just dont see the new ones being that secure.

    And the NEST one I looked...
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    Trump "Khan is a useless midget" tweet in ...

    Trump "Khan is a useless midget" tweet in


    5..4..3..
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    Well he'll be doing well to ask for his lawyer...

    Well he'll be doing well to ask for his lawyer from the video I've seen.

    (on the Guido site now)
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    The police basically separate 2 chaps fighting on...

    The police basically separate 2 chaps fighting on the ground and shoot one.

    Like :eek
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    They've shot someone ( dead ).

    They've shot someone ( dead ).
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    After 11 years and 16 thousand posts it's still...

    After 11 years and 16 thousand posts it's still the same 2 questions every time I login. Who can I insult and what will make them insulted.
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    Sorry?

    Sorry?
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    2003, not something I recall with fondness. ...

    2003, not something I recall with fondness.

    The client had a member of staff, and she was jaw dropping beautiful. Like 1 in a million beautiful.

    Their manager calls a 10am meeting each day and...
  30. Poll: It's a PLC. Are you saying the shareholders have...

    It's a PLC. Are you saying the shareholders have all, like moved?
  31. Germany cannot be trusted with nuclear...

    Germany cannot be trusted with nuclear technology.

    I mean you live in a country that has a constitution written for you as collectively you cannot be trusted.
  32. Poll: So, the SSE office I walk past hasn't moved, the...

    So, the SSE office I walk past hasn't moved, the company location hasn't moved, the FCA reg hasn't moved.

    But you are sure SSE has moved.
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    :spel wife kicked him out

    :spel

    wife kicked him out
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    It's not exactly a great pitch. "you dont know...

    It's not exactly a great pitch. "you dont know what will happen"

    Anyway, Boris will get 360-380 seats
  35. Poll: Yes, the conservatives dont have a plan to stop...

    Yes, the conservatives dont have a plan to stop this. But if labour win and it happens then it will be the conservatives fault.

    Honest to F...
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    I don't know if you are an idiot or just spend a...

    I don't know if you are an idiot or just spend a great deal of time trying to look like an idiot.

    "heath was an idiot" "his government reacted badly"

    and you have processed that as blaming...
  37. Poll: The company is in Perth… SSE PLC - Overview...

    The company is in Perth…

    SSE PLC - Overview (free company information from Companies House)

    And has an FCA reg in Perth

    Financial Conduct Authority
  38. Poll: SSE are based in Perth.

    SSE are based in Perth.
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    "the great minestrone" :laugh

    "the great minestrone"

    :laugh
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    https://i.imgflip.com/3he8l0.jpg...

    https://i.imgflip.com/3he8l0.jpg
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    Honestly, I think I am quite an agreeable chap. ...

    Honestly, I think I am quite an agreeable chap.

    I just seem to be a bit of a ban magnet.
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    Making you a moderator.

    Making you a moderator.
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    My Facebook user login got suspended then blocked...

    My Facebook user login got suspended then blocked last week. I'm in the process of getting it restored but not sure if that will be successful.

    Despite having verified business accounts, verified...
  44. Thread: Man Flu!

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    Sorry, that was just my wind up lines to "health...

    Sorry, that was just my wind up lines to "health care professionals".

    Believe me there is no conversation with anyone in the NHS that cannot be spiced up with "a friend on facebook sent me a link...
  45. Thread: Man Flu!

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    "So are vaccines safe?" or "I read something in...

    "So are vaccines safe?" or "I read something in the Express last week about vaccines"

    I can't help myself.
  46. Thread: Man Flu!

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    I think they will be getting the nasal, But...

    I think they will be getting the nasal,

    But has been delayed..

    Flu vaccine delay for schoolchildren across Scotland - BBC News
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    We put taxes up to 80% and we lost Rod Stewart. ...

    We put taxes up to 80% and we lost Rod Stewart.

    https://www.saintstevensthingery.com/mybackpages/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Stewart-LP-1.jpg

    I don't want to see this generation lose artists.
  48. Thread: Man Flu!

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    75 kids off school yesterday at the heir to the...

    75 kids off school yesterday at the heir to the throne's primary.

    They don't get the vaccine till next week as it has been delayed due to a supply shortage. I tend to use this formulae when these...
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    "Little else is requisite to carry a state to the...

    "Little else is requisite to carry a state to the highest degree of opulence from the lowest barbarism, but peace, easy taxes, and a tolerable administration of justice"
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    We got one of the very first ones. the display...

    We got one of the very first ones. the display failed a few years ago, after about a year I called and asked to get a new one mailed out.

    "Oh no sir, you had the first generation, we have to...
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