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  1. Reminds me of Blair's views on migration from...

    Reminds me of Blair's views on migration from Eastern Europe in 2004. Actual numbers were a mere 20 times greater.
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    Sticky: Funny coincidences. Simpsons episode tonight was...

    Funny coincidences. Simpsons episode tonight was partly about Mozart. I just started reading a book on him last night.

    Lots of phoney phone calls in last couple of days from "BT" etc.
  3. Let them have it if they give Melilla and Ceuta...

    Let them have it if they give Melilla and Ceuta back to Morocco. F* hypocrites!
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    Sticky: Constant nightmares involving BR* though!

    Constant nightmares involving BR* though!
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    Sticky: I got up late due to falling asleep again. Gawd,...

    I got up late due to falling asleep again. Gawd, my dreams involve social distancing. Thank heavens they never involved Br***.
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    Sticky: My son used to make that sometimes. Miss it now...

    My son used to make that sometimes. Miss it now he's moved out. Whatya mean I could make my own? Nah, I'm a lazy old git.
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    High time they stopped playing chess with black...

    High time they stopped playing chess with black vs white pieces. Make them all brown!
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    Not what it says here: • COVID-19 deaths per...

    Not what it says here:

    • COVID-19 deaths per capita by country | Statista

    Unless your figure, by "Weekly average", applies to a spike in the past few weeks? Doesn't say over what period.
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    Sticky: Just got a Christmas card from my nephew in...

    Just got a Christmas card from my nephew in Milan. Daresay the usual *** on CUK would blame it on Br***.

    Still not got me little van back. Loony lady 1 is giving me a lift to Sainsburies later.
  10. Thread: Worn garments

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    Nah, thanks. Got plenty of my own.

    Nah, thanks. Got plenty of my own.
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    Trust you to spoil a good silly thread atW.

    Trust you to spoil a good silly thread atW.
  12. Maybe, but it rather depends on how heavily China...

    Maybe, but it rather depends on how heavily China intends to crack down on rights.
  13. Educated people whose contribution outweighs the...

    Educated people whose contribution outweighs the strains on our housing, green spaces, utilities, roads etc are the migrants we do need but that is assured by strict immigration rules. Hong Kong may...
  14. Insane. The last thing overcrowded Britain needs...

    Insane. The last thing overcrowded Britain needs is another 2m people.
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    Debauchery is all online these days. A dogging...

    Debauchery is all online these days. A dogging site is now a dogging website.
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    Sticky: Loony lady 2, who I haven't walked with for a...

    Loony lady 2, who I haven't walked with for a while, spends much of her day just sitting in her car when she's not wandering around the village. Seems to hate being at home.
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    Sticky: Quite slowly but yes. Second time in two years...

    Quite slowly but yes. Second time in two years when I've just been at my front window by chance and seen someone carried out on a stretcher.
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    Sticky: Seems to be this bloke. Hope ok, these searches...

    Seems to be this bloke. Hope ok, these searches often don't turn out well.

    Search resumes for missing Hove man and his dog - BBC News

    PS Hope little doggy ok too.
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    Sticky: Hope she's ok BP. Don't seem as serious as what...

    Hope she's ok BP. Don't seem as serious as what happened to my neighbour last year, broke his spine in two places. Walking around now but not the bloke he was.
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    Sticky: Darn it, missed out on a legal excuse to go to...

    Darn it, missed out on a legal excuse to go to the beach. Got an email from the police search team about a search for a missing man, but didn't read it until too late. Hard to get ready and travel 28...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  22. Thread: Yuck

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    Is he sure it wasn't one of these delivered by...

    Is he sure it wasn't one of these delivered by mistake?

    Poo Pen: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games
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    They can all sign up for the Paralympics.

    They can all sign up for the Paralympics.
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    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny...

    Just had a search to see if I've got a fanny hidden away somewhere. Unfortunately not.
  25. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Public sector has always been crap. When I was in...

    Public sector has always been crap. When I was in a company that did contracts for them back in the 80s, they always added a significant percentage to the estimated cost on the grounds that there...
  26. Just as well I didn't code it, life would be even...

    Just as well I didn't code it, life would be even weirder.
  27. Thread: QAnon shaman

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    Loved reading about Norse and Hindu mythology...

    Loved reading about Norse and Hindu mythology when I was a kid, sensible religions. Lots of different gods for different things seems to fit the facts much more than that one almighty one.
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    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd...

    Why do us blokes have nipples? One of the odd things about nature.
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    Yeh, wouldn't say France is is not a nice place...

    Yeh, wouldn't say France is is not a nice place but hate the <certain amphibian>s at the mo.
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    Sticky: Darn it, me little van cut out just as I was...

    Darn it, me little van cut out just as I was pulling into my drive and wouldn't start. Was stuck across pavement. Got a local recovery company to take it up to me local garage for 60 quid, they'll...
  31. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Is that true? Need a database expert to comment.

    Is that true? Need a database expert to comment.
  32. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Seems crazy they have no backups. That's public...

    Seems crazy they have no backups. That's public sector for ya. Best paid contract I ever had was on a defence project replacing a pile of stuff that had been accidentally deleted.
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    GIFLOGL Good way to bypass the swear filter...

    GIFLOGL

    Good way to bypass the swear filter without getting banned, swear in the Hatubi language.
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    Sticky: 50 shades of grey on grey? Yeh. I don't have any...

    50 shades of grey on grey? Yeh. I don't have any imagination for bloggy drivel these days either.
  35. Thread: Priti Oops..

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    Yeh, any error by public services is the fault of...

    Yeh, any error by public services is the fault of the current Tory government and the shadow Home Secretary would come up with solutions immediately. Typical Guardian drivel.
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    Does it make lady's bums swell up?

    Does it make lady's bums swell up?
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    Sticky: Revamping the business website. Summit to do in...

    Revamping the business website. Summit to do in these boring times I suppose. Local loony bubble lady 1 walk later.
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    Great. Summit to do while drinking yer gin.

    Great. Summit to do while drinking yer gin.
  39. Thread: Rudy Rudy Rudy

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    Good song that: ...

    Good song that:


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKU_lEDBVC8
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    Didn't know you'd been away!

    Didn't know you'd been away!
  41. I drew a 5 mile radius circle on my mappy thing...

    I drew a 5 mile radius circle on my mappy thing to see where I could go walking. I will redraw it with 7 mile radius.
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    Sticky: Being a retired old fart who never looks in the...

    Being a retired old fart who never looks in the accounting forum, not heard of that BP. Sympathies. Why people send abusive PMs I have no idea, should be permabanned.
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    Sticky: Me too. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!................

    Me too. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!................
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    Not sure Whorty. I'm still living in a 4 bed...

    Not sure Whorty. I'm still living in a 4 bed house with nobody but my little puppet parrot since my son moved out about a year ago. Very slowly doing it up with the idea that I'll move someday but,...
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    Sticky: You ain't my main source of fuel SE.

    You ain't my main source of fuel SE.
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    Sticky: Reading posts in General. Gets me so annoyed that...

    Reading posts in General. Gets me so annoyed that it warms the office up, I don't need to turn the heater on.
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    Sticky: Went for a local walk earlier. Fantastic trees...

    Went for a local walk earlier. Fantastic trees all covered in ice.
  48. What do we know about this poll? All it says is...

    What do we know about this poll? All it says is that "Opinium polled 2,003 people online on 6-7 January"

    So how did people find out about this poll, emails to those signed up to the Guardian?...
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    Dunno what this is about but yeh, come on MF.

    Dunno what this is about but yeh, come on MF.
  50. Quite. A dead hedgehog would have been a better...

    Quite. A dead hedgehog would have been a better PM than Germy Carbuncle.
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