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Bolloks
<only one, in your case mr ackeroff>

Beetle

definitely!
got a couple of primes already :laugh

<Twatbait> surely?

goodness, gracious me! :D

so let them eat spuds.

nasty.

not this year, i haven't

Horsepower

how did i do this year?
so far, SFA.

You can sleep peacefully tonight.
safe in the knowledge that Sainsbury's TTD teacakes are, in fact, delicious toasted and slathered in butter!
HTH
:D

:rollin:

the perfect time to re-migrate then
:wave:

There's a version of that on both sides

:wave:
Morning
Wet
Windy
wednesday

Osteorenalapathy? :D

WGAFF?

They'd better be good.
I've just added a pack to tomorrow's delivery.
35 pence each.
if they're no good, there'll be T-rub-L!
:smokin

Arfur fauykesaik

:frown

It's being so cheerful that keeps you, and your miserable russian chum, going, isn't it?

red sauce is for woos's! on anything.

:ladybags:

Funny you should say that.
I just had two, inna bap, wiv HP. :D

Trapped Chinese miners say thanks for medicine, call for sausages - BBC News

sausages :D

Have you asked HMRC this?

:wave:
dull and damp this morning
Tuesday
I'm bored again.

:laugh:laugh

don't we all?
:D

ALOOB

like i said, more succinctly - WALOOB.

WALOOB

Billet

Spondoolix

Cash

:wave:
Monday
Meh

so who's cat's got the biggest bolloks?

:popcorn:

:smokin

expresso? what's that? an italian train?

it was more about AtWat's cat having bigger bolloks than everyone else's*

*other pissing contest phrases are available
:D

and a bow-legged cat?

GDPS/PPRC

and does your cat have big bolloks?

As usual.

Walked around the block a bit.
posted 'proof of life' forms to CH and NL for my respective state pensions. :oldgit:
had a bacon and egg brown bap, with HP <manly> sauce* and earl grey tea....

Oh, my.

:wave:
morning
CBSwFB in shiny sarf herts.
Sunday

there's a big one two posts up from yours

Terry Pratchet's even better :D

Astounded

Asda

Aldi

:rollin::rollin::rollin: