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  1. +1 to that. Very weird. "Checks" are still an...

    +1 to that. Very weird. "Checks" are still an actual thing over there.
  2. Do they really know what they're getting...

    Do they really know what they're getting themselves into there, having an employee based in the UK? There is the PE risk (probably fine if you cannot bind the non-resident company) and other risks....
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    Different sharing rules apply to negative wins.

    Different sharing rules apply to negative wins.
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    You write a very angry review on TripAdvisor.

    You write a very angry review on TripAdvisor.
  5. I really don’t see how this could be inside IR35...

    I really don’t see how this could be inside IR35 given the far more clearcut AB5 rule in CA and the difficulty in enforcing SDC, in practice, but you should get it reviewed.

    I also don’t really...
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    Not sure his approach of nuking the site from...

    Not sure his approach of nuking the site from orbit really worked.
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    Well that was, er, bad.

    Well that was, er, bad.
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    At the pretend university of scootie, that's the...

    At the pretend university of scootie, that's the first thing they placate you with.
  9. Yeah, spotted that yesterday and thought of...

    Yeah, spotted that yesterday and thought of scootie. :D
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    At scootie's remedial secondary school and...

    At scootie's remedial secondary school and pretend university? Quite high, it seems.
  11. Poll: SFOLPM1.

    SFOLPM1.
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    It isn't even that fun to mock him anymore - more...

    It isn't even that fun to mock him anymore - more like muscle memory. He's just too thick. It's like mocking a rock.
  13. +2. Just don’t treat it like a bank because the...

    +2. Just don’t treat it like a bank because the FSCS does not apply.
  14. FOG.

    FOG.
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    By having an outlet for their cretinism, such as...

    By having an outlet for their cretinism, such as cryptotwaddle and technical charting.
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    It was probably just a short layover on their way...

    It was probably just a short layover on their way to tax haven, Monaco.
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    https://www.jolyon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/0...

    https://www.jolyon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Image-83.jpg
  18. Hopeless advice regarding Premium Bonds as the...

    Hopeless advice regarding Premium Bonds as the T&Cs specifically exclude investments on behalf of others, even if you have a Deed of Trust (here be dragons anyway).

    The main problem with...
  19. Thread: Leeds

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    If, by bin, you mean car and if, by collected,...

    If, by bin, you mean car and if, by collected, you mean pinched from your driveway then, yes, bins are collected regularly in Leeds.
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    Nice!

    Nice!
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    Doing good, I guess. Probably just lucky that...

    Doing good, I guess. Probably just lucky that most of my clients are governments, or partly funded by governments, and that work hasn't been impacted, except in terms of delays on individual...
  22. Thread: Furlough

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    Furlough 2.0 will look very different and will...

    Furlough 2.0 will look very different and will cost a lot less if the briefings/leaks are to be believed. You’re looking at a few hundred million per month in wage subsidies vs. several billions on...
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    All the kite flying was exaggerated, by...

    All the kite flying was exaggerated, by definition, but taxes are only heading in one direction. Especially in Autumn 2021/April 2022. Dividend tax, capital gains tax, pension annual allowance and a...
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    Jobs, jobs, jobs may be the current priority but...

    Jobs, jobs, jobs may be the current priority but that will shortly become tax, tax, tax. :laugh
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    Nah, that is already law. Last Finance Act.

    Nah, that is already law. Last Finance Act.
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    The words "analysis" and "process" and "variable"...

    The words "analysis" and "process" and "variable" have meanings beyond your comprehension, scootie. This is self-evident from the way you conflate them.
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    Last I heard, he was PMing on NHS Test and Trace.

    Last I heard, he was PMing on NHS Test and Trace.
  28. Thread: FLOPM1

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    Times are lean since PC and Suity left.

    Times are lean since PC and Suity left.
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    Probabilistic analysis isn't a stochastic...

    Probabilistic analysis isn't a stochastic process, dumb arse. Probabilistic analysis is analysing something within the framework of probability theory. A stochastic process has nothing to do with...
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    That's how charting works. You draw an arbitrary...

    That's how charting works. You draw an arbitrary line on a time-series that seems to match an artifact or two and then you pray to the high god of "that line I just drew", repeating for N different...
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    IF only scootie had a brain. ...

    IF only scootie had a brain.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/The_Wizard_of_Oz_Ray_Bolger_1939.jpg
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    FOG.

    FOG.
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    That's what I was thinking of, the borderless...

    That's what I was thinking of, the borderless account (it's great), but you need to treat it like a transfer service and not leave money there, for precisely the reason you mention - no FSCS...
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    Sure, but why would you hold money with them?...

    Sure, but why would you hold money with them? It's a transfer service, not a bank account. I was responding to scootie's post about transferring money.
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    Transferwise, for example.

    Transferwise, for example.
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    FOG.

    FOG.
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    Your cretinism is well-publicised, but I still...

    Your cretinism is well-publicised, but I still enjoy a direct link to your latest hotel reviews and post-stay expensing updates.
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    Sure, they went on far too long - off the top of...

    Sure, they went on far too long - off the top of my head, I can't recall anything after Tattoo You - but it's more than that. Even their best albums have a lot of weak tracks. Exile on Main St. being...
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    Some great tunes. Some of the best ones above....

    Some great tunes. Some of the best ones above. Also, Street Fighting Man, Start Me Up, Angie, You Can't Always Get What You Want. Etc.

    But they pumped out an inordinate amount of crap too.
  40. Clueless.

    Clueless.
  41. You can’t say “you’ll leave it there” and then...

    You can’t say “you’ll leave it there” and then bang on for another two paragraphs hoping I won’t respond :laugh

    If you’re outside IR35, then you’re outside, regardless of client location. If...
  42. Again, jurisdiction is completely irrelevant as...

    Again, jurisdiction is completely irrelevant as it relates to the residency of the client company. It is YourCo under investigation, not ClientCo, including from next April. You also misunderstand...
  43. I wouldn’t call it fraud, more like ignorance....

    I wouldn’t call it fraud, more like ignorance. Some fraction of directors will get caught out by their own ignorance, whether by preference payments or misfeasance or ultra vires dividends or...
  44. This is a gross simplification. Complying with...

    This is a gross simplification. Complying with your statutory and fiduciary duties as a director cannot be simplified as “not committing fraud”. For example, how do you avoid the rules surrounding...
  45. IR35 has nothing to do with where the client is...

    IR35 has nothing to do with where the client is based, rather where the work is done.
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    Greater risk of meeting scootie.

    Greater risk of meeting scootie.
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    I have the C920 Pro - very happy with it.

    I have the C920 Pro - very happy with it.
  48. You’re UK tax resident and have a UK company, so...

    You’re UK tax resident and have a UK company, so the contract is within the scope of IR35, yes, and you admit that you’re effectively an employee so, yes, you are probably caught and should be...
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    FOLPM1

    FOLPM1
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    +1 FOLPM1

    +1 FOLPM1
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