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  1. Thread: My Lunch

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    P4BR14

    P4BR14
  2. I blame the parent. :D Proves nothing. You...

    I blame the parent. :D

    Proves nothing. You could be using an VPN.
  3. You can sell the camera to your company at any...

    You can sell the camera to your company at any price you like. But if you sell it at £10000 or £10, and it's available retail of £4500, and you're investigated, HMRC will probably notice that you...
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    FTFY. :D ...BR14 makes a post.

    FTFY. :D

    ...BR14 makes a post.
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    You've never needed an explanation before. :D

    You've never needed an explanation before. :D
  6. So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll...

    So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll bear that in mind.
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    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife...

    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife know.
  8. If you hadn't posted, I might not have been...

    If you hadn't posted, I might not have been aware! So thanks for that. Masks have been mandatory in shops in the city for a while now. But locally, we didn't have to. Main changes for me will be...
  9. No, because that would imply things are getting...

    No, because that would imply things are getting better.
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    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer...

    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer - I do that. Or you can hire a secretarial service. After hours, calls will be routed to them, who'll take the details and promise a ring back. Or you...
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    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There...

    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There already appears to be a Baldrick advising Boris).
  12. I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I...

    I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I forgot later. It's don't care in the community.
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    Covered already - this is what happens next year....

    Covered already - this is what happens next year. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/140167-year-so-now.html?highlight=
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    I get these boxes when I have another chrome...

    I get these boxes when I have another chrome browser window open with a hot text (or whatever they call it nowadays). I switched to that window, dismiss the text and it goes away.

    So - you had...
  15. They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing...

    They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing any Western effort in certain countries whose populations are even less educated than the UK.

    Not really. This is about deliberate use of social...
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    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.

    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.
  17. Forget about using your company. If you had an...

    Forget about using your company. If you had an existing relationship with them, they might do it, otherwise too much risk. Rather than worrying about the ifs buts and whens, tell them straight up...
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    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of...

    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of Darkness. Nah - I'm in the sunlit uplands of Basel Brush Land.

    It's interesting. Due to the way Switzerland is set up, it'd be easy to isolate...
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    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean...

    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean drunks or not. And then others require a couple of glasses of wine to be sober.
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    Probably what's more important now is number of...

    Probably what's more important now is number of hospitalisations, rather than deaths, which are still, relatively, low.
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    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd...

    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd know this cannot possibly be true. As any fule kno - marxism is a demonic plot.
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    Sticky: BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following...

    BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following moderator instruction. I reinstated him this morning. The infraction is now fixed.
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    If you want to see what happens to people who use...

    If you want to see what happens to people who use loopholes and technicalities to gain tax advantage, have a look here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/
  24. Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you...

    Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you take your daily constitutional hike across your estate?
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    Is this a different company from the one you...

    Is this a different company from the one you talked about closing down 2 years ago? https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/130152-tax-efficient-way-close-ltd.html
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    That was compassion. It was a nice thing to say,...

    That was compassion. It was a nice thing to say, whether true for everyone or not. Possibly a little hyperbolic in my case.

    FTFY
  27. FTFY.

    FTFY.
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    I took some syrup of figs and I'm fine now. :igmc:

    I took some syrup of figs and I'm fine now. :igmc:
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    Perhaps some nitroglycerine will resolve the...

    Perhaps some nitroglycerine will resolve the blockage.
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    Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom...

    Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom
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    An art gallery near me found themselves in dire...

    An art gallery near me found themselves in dire straits recently. They found they'd sold a Monet for nothing.
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    HSBC and their subsidiaries state on their...

    HSBC and their subsidiaries state on their website that nothing will change for their customers after Brexit.
  33. That's how it is when you work for a global...

    That's how it is when you work for a global company and the offices are all over the world. As for getting responses - try working with an outsourced team. Every query takes at least a day to get a...
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    Says the Covid-19 profiteer. :rolleyes:

    Says the Covid-19 profiteer. :rolleyes:
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    I understood it to mean wearing masks outside if...

    I understood it to mean wearing masks outside if you're not maintaining social distance.
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    It's the only way to be sure.

    It's the only way to be sure.
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    That's why I wear tighty-whites.

    That's why I wear tighty-whites.
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    Because, unlike the armchair warriors, we have to...

    Because, unlike the armchair warriors, we have to give all posters the benefit of the doubt. It is entirely possible, and has happened, that some poor sap has a phraseology and chosen handle that's...
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    The idea of procedures, if you've ever worked in...

    The idea of procedures, if you've ever worked in a safety critical industry, is to reduce the number of deaths to a minimum. Not to make them zero. That means that sometimes the following of the...
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    Gricer.

    Gricer.
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    Sticky: Permanent.

    Permanent.
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    You always light up our lives when you post.

    You always light up our lives when you post.
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    Computing, technology and digital :ohwell

    Computing, technology and digital

    :ohwell
  44. I'm sure cojak will give you the cane if you ask...

    I'm sure cojak will give you the cane if you ask nicely.
  45. And thanks to Europe we know how easily a...

    And thanks to Europe we know how easily a democracy can turn into a dictatorship, and how quickly civil liberties can be lost.
    Let's just hope that the UK can learn from the European lesson... but...
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    Multiple reports. Perhaps you've misjudged your...

    Multiple reports. Perhaps you've misjudged your audience, but I think it's not more likely you're a dreary humourless dullard. :ohwell
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    But trump said flu is more deadly, so it must be...

    But trump said flu is more deadly, so it must be true.
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    There is no concept of free speech which defends...

    There is no concept of free speech which defends shouting "Fire" in a crowded theatre, when there is no threat. And there's no right to free speech here. It's a privately owned forum.
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    That's exactly what Gricer would say... :wink ...

    That's exactly what Gricer would say... :wink

    The ban took this time.
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    Just for future reference, next time you're on...

    Just for future reference, next time you're on that, live as though your on 500 a day. That's what I've done. :D
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