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  1. Thread: Client Medicals

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    That’s for employer/employee. Not for business to...

    That’s for employer/employee. Not for business to business contracts.
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    Not that carefully worded. They say they have...

    Not that carefully worded. They say they have guidelines.

    Excellent, a company with standards and guidelines that they work to. Documented procedures. That's a good sign.
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    Ah, so are you asking them to calculate based on...

    Ah, so are you asking them to calculate based on multiple hypothetical scenarios?

    Perhaps they want to talk to understand and advise on what they would consider the best scenarios.

    If you've...
  4. Neither do I. Why would they change the rules...

    Neither do I. Why would they change the rules that they've been pushing for the last few years?
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    It's possible that it's their way of stopping...

    It's possible that it's their way of stopping time wasters who just spam email all the umbrella companies with a generic email.

    If you're purely driven by costs, will you automatically choose the...
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    "Moving country" is a fairly big decision, I'm a...

    "Moving country" is a fairly big decision, I'm a bit surprised you signed an extension if you were already considering moving half way through (unless there are other factors involved)
    If you're...
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    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/...

    https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/pole.png
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    The Wife (tm): What do you want for dinner? ...

    The Wife (tm): What do you want for dinner?

    ME: Surprise me

    The Wife (tm): I once gave a dolphin a handjob

    ME: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza
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    I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to...

    I put my phone in airplane mode and it tried to sell me a tiny can of coke for £2
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    Help permies who say “I can’t believe it’s...

    Help permies who say “I can’t believe it’s December already!” by directing their attention to a calendar and explaining how it works.
  11. Do you want it done quickly or do you want it...

    Do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right?
    There's plenty of guys who could do it quickly, but you'll not be satisfied with the results and there'll be a mess to clear up afterwards
  12. OK, we've only just touched the surface, the...

    OK, we've only just touched the surface, the requirements are that it's time for a deep dive
  13. Thread: Bridgwater

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    Expect an announcement in August 2020 of a child...

    Expect an announcement in August 2020 of a child called Septus Rees-Mogg.
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    Sticky: Got a bit bored there so phoned up the bank to...

    Got a bit bored there so phoned up the bank to find out what was left on our 20 year mortgage, which we are now 1/2 way through (as of 3 days ago).
    Turns out that the outstanding amount less what is...
  15. Thread: Same Old Twunts

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    Can't blame MF for that one

    Can't blame MF for that one
  16. Thread: Client Medicals

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    I reckon an explosion would move them quite...

    I reckon an explosion would move them quite quickly off site. Possibly upwards, rather than along the ground.

    But yes, your point (and mine) are possibly very valid to the OP. For safety reasons...
  17. Thread: Client Medicals

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    Another dull story about rules that apply to...

    Another dull story about rules that apply to people in the "office" as well as those at other locations:
    I've done some work for clients in the construction industry. On their sites, they insist...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: TFIF, etc. Wet and windy...

    Morning all :wave:
    TFIF, etc.
    Wet and windy here, filthy dog walk. Chickens and guineas not enjoying the weather.

    Village Christmas dinner tonight. OK, I say it's the village, it's about 20 of...
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    Sticky: Oh look, travel agent has offered me a better...

    Oh look, travel agent has offered me a better hotel than the budget allows. It appears the other hotels are mysteriously full.
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    Sticky: Went up into the attic to get down a bottle of...

    Went up into the attic to get down a bottle of 2017 cider. Yes, very windy out there.
  21. Thread: Client Medicals

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    So it’s option 2: walk away.

    So it’s option 2: walk away.
  22. Thread: Client Medicals

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    I’ve been asked medical questions for several...

    I’ve been asked medical questions for several clients. Mostly around allergies to particular antidotes that might need to be administered if things go wrong.

    Was on a client site when one of their...
  23. Thread: Client Medicals

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    Two things... 1. Is the job going to be...

    Two things...
    1. Is the job going to be somewhere that isn’t a “normal” office - e.g. if something goes wrong, do you need to be able to run fast? Are there other physical/psychological stresses...
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    Sticky: It’s not about getting the Milleni...ommmm, it’s...

    It’s not about getting the Milleni...ommmm, it’s about stopping Brillo from getting it. :D
  25. Thread: XR protests today

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    He supported peelers... Potato peelers.

    He supported peelers...

    Potato peelers.
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    Sticky: Ommmm.

    Ommmm.
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    Sticky: Oh look...

    Oh look...
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    Sticky: Currently watching Spiral (S7E6) - The Wife (tm)...

    Currently watching Spiral (S7E6) - The Wife (tm) isn’t a big fan of foreign language shows that have complex plots.
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    Sticky: Tea in the oven here, The Wife (tm) is away...

    Tea in the oven here, The Wife (tm) is away tonight
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    Sticky: If it means they are wasting money on a travel...

    If it means they are wasting money on a travel agent rather than wasting it on me, it’s a concern.
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    Sticky: Dog walked. Minor row with corporate travel...

    Dog walked.

    Minor row with corporate travel booking who wanted to charge £375 for a flight I could book for £252.
  32. I asked my accountant, but he's about as clueless...

    I asked my accountant, but he's about as clueless as you.
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    Sticky: Yellow fever jab is the worst one I've had...

    Yellow fever jab is the worst one I've had recently - 2011 and 2015
    Thankfully if you have 2 in a 5 year period, it covers you for life (although I think they've changed it now and you only need to...
  34. This is binary code. It's all about ones and...

    This is binary code. It's all about ones and Ooooooooohs.
  35. It's been a while since I've seen a Palm Pilot.

    It's been a while since I've seen a Palm Pilot.
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    TBP Ltd losing more members

    Three MEPs quit Brexit Party to back PM's EU deal - BBC News
  37. It worked fine when I tried it myself.

    It worked fine when I tried it myself.
  38. Thread: Sexual Harassment

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    Or hide behind anonymity and then claim that they...

    Or hide behind anonymity and then claim that they are subject to sexist, racist or generally abusive content.

    In my experience of Internet forums, it's normally the ones who claim that they are...
  39. Thread: Sexual Harassment

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    Yes. I'm not from Surrey, I just choose to live...

    Yes. I'm not from Surrey, I just choose to live here.
  40. The front port seems a bit loose. Is there one...

    The front port seems a bit loose. Is there one round the back available?
  41. I think this needs a couple more tweaks.

    I think this needs a couple more tweaks.
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    Poll: Well, maybe if he wasn't chicken, he'd go on his...

    Well, maybe if he wasn't chicken, he'd go on his former boss's show.
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    Lord Buckethead is still around. He was...

    Lord Buckethead is still around.

    He was campaigning in Uxbridge and wanted a debate with BoJo under the title Buckethead v Mophead
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    Gordon's Alive! WTS :D

    Gordon's Alive!








    WTS :D
  45. Thread: Sexual Harassment

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    True, but we are highlighted in green so it's...

    True, but we are highlighted in green so it's obvious.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Chilly walk early this...

    Morning all :wave:

    Chilly walk early this morning (7am) before running the Wife (tm) to the station.
    Now sitting on a conf call learning about new corporate travel policy.
  47. Thread: Sexual Harassment

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    This is one of the great things about the...

    This is one of the great things about the Internet. Anyone can be who they want to be. Give yourself a male username, others reading your posts will assume you are male. Give yourself a female...
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    So, no sane person can support the Tories/TBP...

    So, no sane person can support the Tories/TBP Ltd, and no sane person can support the Labour leadership.

    Can any of you suggest who the sane should vote for?
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Sun rise was 7.42, when I was...

    Morning all :wave:
    Sun rise was 7.42, when I was about 1/4 of the way into the morning walk, a bit of a frost on the ground. Now settling down to my first day WFH, getting things connected,...
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    Yes, Boris doesn’t do difficult interviews. He’s...

    Yes, Boris doesn’t do difficult interviews.
    He’s scared.
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