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    Komrade Korbyn survival guide

    Just in case the unimaginable happens due to the large number of :cretin:s now amongst us.

    Tech opportunities in New Zealand | New Zealand Now

    I've filled in the forms already.
  2. Thread: Friday 13th

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    Sod off! 80's was my era. Yuppies, Loads a...

    Sod off! 80's was my era. Yuppies, Loads a money, Thatcher, New Romantics, Punk, best fashion, wonderful time.
  3. Thread: Friday 13th

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    Friday 13th

    You wake up and ....

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6e/8e/68/6e8e68216c5173d6b8918a3ebbf7009b.jpg

    :eek:
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    Emotional stuff

    Lily Allen sheds tears over Jeremy Corbyn's Labour manifesto | Daily Mail Online

    I too ended up with tears rolling down my cheeks, and I think a bit of wee came out.
  5. Thread: Brexit news!

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    About time old people did something useful...

    About time old people did something useful instead of going on endless round the world cruises. :rolleyes:
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    It will level the playing field. No more haves...

    It will level the playing field. No more haves and have nots. Everyone will be equal Komrade.

    Equally poor.
    Equally hungry.
    Equally jobless.
    Equally homeless.

    Equally ****ed.
  7. Thread: Brexit news!

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    Okay, what about.... Brexit risks pushing UK's...

    Okay, what about....

    Brexit risks pushing UK's nationality ranking out of the top 10 | Daily Mail Online

    France is the best place in the World for 8 years running, and Britain is going to...
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    Here's another. Go **** yourself twat!

    Here's another. Go **** yourself twat!
  9. Thread: FactcheckCUK

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    I'd settle for that :happy

    I'd settle for that :happy
  10. Thread: Brexit news!

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    Brexit news!

    Buy-to-let repossessions have jumped 40 per cent in one year | Daily Mail Online



    All the immigrants are leaving and there's no one left to rent the bedsits?
  11. Thread: FactcheckCUK

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    FactcheckCUK

    Dimprawn is the most handsomest, richest and likeable person on CUK?

    FACT!
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    Limp Undems promise to honour democratic...

    Limp Undems promise to honour democratic referendums....

    :laugh
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    Most big companies want to minimise risk. Where...

    Most big companies want to minimise risk. Where I work now I was a contractor, they told us all when these new IR35 rules were announced that all contractors had to take a perm offer or leave. No...
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    What I mean really is that with the Linq 2 Db...

    What I mean really is that with the Linq 2 Db approach, the complier checks your Linq, with embedded SQL + parameters it is easy to make mistakes and if you change the DB to a different vendor then...
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    I know nothing of umbrella contractors I've only...

    I know nothing of umbrella contractors I've only ever worked outside IR35 via a super tax efficient ltd company.

    So....

    There are 253 "working" days in 2019 (that's 365 minus weekends and bank...
  16. Thread: Boom!

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    Boom!

    Number of homes being built in England at highest level in 28 years | Daily Mail Online

    Must be all this uncertainty in the world....:rolleyes:
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    Today's important news!

    Petite food blogger munches THREE FOOT hot dog containing 5,000 calories in just 25 minutes | Daily Mail Online

    Woman polishes off a very big sausage.

    I'm glad the Daily Mail covers the...
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    It's up because the whole thing is controlled by...

    It's up because the whole thing is controlled by a few select people that own 95% of that Crypto, they pump, you buy, they dump, they buy Lambos, you buy Smart Price baked beans.

    HTH BIDI
  19. Thread: Passat

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    In the arse end of Eastern Europe preparing his...

    In the arse end of Eastern Europe preparing his next potato crop.
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    Totally different in that this works with a whole...

    Totally different in that this works with a whole bunch of databases (the MS Linq to SQL only worked with MS SQL Server).

    But is of the same philosophy in that it provides Linq to database SQL...
  21. Thread: Hi All

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    Prison I suspect.

    Prison I suspect.
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    Another alternative, slightly above Dapper (no...

    Another alternative, slightly above Dapper (no magic strings), but less heavyweight than EF (no object state tracking).

    Supports lots of different databases, including SQL Server, Oracle, SQLite,...
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    Shut up and go on a diet.

    Shut up and go on a diet.
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    We are the 10th largest exporter in the World. ...

    We are the 10th largest exporter in the World.

    The World's 20 Largest Exporting Countries - WorldAtlas.com

    There are 195 countries in the World.
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    And how many did you buy compared to the ones...

    And how many did you buy compared to the ones near £20K?

    :laugh
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    Oh, and this is how the markets react to even the...

    Oh, and this is how the markets react to even the thought of Komrade Korbyn being supreme leader.

    MARKET REPORT: Telecoms hit by Jeremy Corbyn plot to nationalise firms | Daily Mail Online
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    Eating is not a luxury, without food and water we...

    Eating is not a luxury, without food and water we all die.

    Therefore by the same logic, in the interest of fairness to all, food and water should be free. And to prevent disgusting capitalist...
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    How's the £100K per BTC prediction going and the...

    How's the £100K per BTC prediction going and the Lambos for everyone mantra working out.

    :rollin:
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    Except it is not better off by much at all. ...

    Except it is not better off by much at all.

    Big fat free pension...yep
    Paid for sickness, including visits to opticians, dentists, doctor and hospital appointments...yep
    30 days paid holiday,...
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    FFS, don't you start with this only export is jam...

    FFS, don't you start with this only export is jam and scones bollox...
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    Please don't use the word naked and Pooper in the...

    Please don't use the word naked and Pooper in the same sentence.

    I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire TBH.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx_pDo9B0NY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx_pDo9B0NY
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    Does it come with a free Soviet style iPad that...

    Does it come with a free Soviet style iPad that can only visit state websites?

    https://i-cdn.phonearena.com/images/articles/125040-image/atari.jpg

    :laugh
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    UPDATE 1-Fed's T-bill purchases to stay at $60...

    UPDATE 1-Fed's T-bill purchases to stay at $60 bln for next month -NY Fed - Reuters
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    https://garysanis.com/Pics/Music/SmileyMarchingBan...

    https://garysanis.com/Pics/Music/SmileyMarchingBandLeft.gif
  36. :tantrum:

    :tantrum:
  37. I'm so concerned about Climate Change I've...

    I'm so concerned about Climate Change I've ordered a new electric car for the school run.

    Rivian
  38. Boomed. I've seen the future and in it I'm a...

    Boomed.

    I've seen the future and in it I'm a property millionaire...

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/11/13/09/20947004-0-image-a-43_1573638517618.jpg
  39. We should send the fookers to Swindon and then...

    We should send the fookers to Swindon and then offer them a free ticket back to Germany.
  40. Subscribe to read | Financial Times...

    Subscribe to read | Financial Times
  41. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-14...

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-14/work-kicks-off-to-defuse-budget-timebomb-in-eu-s-east
  42. Count their legs and divide by two.

    Count their legs and divide by two.
  43. Thread: Where's...

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    Where's...

    AtW at?
  44. Germany will officially be in economic recession...

    Germany will officially be in economic recession on Thursday.

    There are 1.2 million illegal immigrants in the UK. However Germany has even more.

    There are 1.2 million illegal immigrants in the...
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    This time it's different™

    This time it's different™
  46. Problem is, in the UK, who wants to make cars...

    Problem is, in the UK, who wants to make cars when you can make trillions through global banking and "tax" management services?
  47. Want to process your German employees data in the...

    Want to process your German employees data in the USA... council says no.
    Want to change the working week or hours of your employees... council says no.
    Want to bring in cost cutting...
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    Overall, I wrote that post too quickly overall...

    Overall, I wrote that post too quickly overall...
  49. Tesla will be bankrupt in less than 5 years.

    Tesla will be bankrupt in less than 5 years.
  50. Real deal is economy based on low taxes for the...

    Real deal is economy based on low taxes for the super rich, global money laundering through "financial services" and prime London property sales to despots and crime king-pins.

    HTH BIDI
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