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    Sticky: https://youtu.be/PX5c2vCZ7D0

    https://youtu.be/PX5c2vCZ7D0
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    Sticky: https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/119743552...

    https://pbs.twimg.com/ext_tw_video_thumb/1197435521590595584/pu/img/P3C93XC9_wIuMd77.jpg

    Sorry, thought you said Blue Tits.


    :igmc:
  3. Personally I'll be keeping my Ltd ticking over if...

    Personally I'll be keeping my Ltd ticking over if I end up working via a brolly etc.

    It can carry on making pension contributions from retained profits and it's there if I pick up work on the side...
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    Sticky: And now I want chocolate.

    And now I want chocolate.
  5. And 2 out of three can do the job based on this :...

    And 2 out of three can do the job based on this :

    HMRC’s use of barristers in IR35 cases hit by a victorious Helen Fospero

    MOO and SDC in favour of the "contractor" Substitution deemed...
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    Had the same reply through last night. At this...

    Had the same reply through last night.

    At this stage I think we can legitimately request further details on points 4 and 5 regarding the nature of the challenge, including it's source and the...
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    Except it's not quite like that is it. It's...

    Except it's not quite like that is it.

    It's public sector Chief Execs only, and it's tied to the living wage, so as employees earn more, so do they.



    Still, it's a good pitch for a job as a...
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    Sticky: Morning all. CBS and a heavy frost here. So...

    Morning all. CBS and a heavy frost here.

    So far most of this morning has been spent cleaning up after Dog, who appears to have had a accident in her crate last night, eaten it and then suffered...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Cold clear start today....

    Morning all :wave:

    Cold clear start today. Large parts of Nottinghamshire appear to be underwater again.
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    Worse. Come April you'll lose the 5% expenses...

    Worse. Come April you'll lose the 5% expenses allowance as well.
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    Do **** off, there's a good chap.

    Do **** off, there's a good chap.
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    You include it as a bad debt expense on the...

    You include it as a bad debt expense on the return for the tax year in which you write it off. It gets deducted from your taxable profits for that year, so you don't pay CT on it, effectively getting...
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    Sticky: Shhhh, he'll hear you.

    Shhhh, he'll hear you.
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    Sticky: That sounds like a healthy relationship :D

    That sounds like a healthy relationship :D
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    If you are paid on 30 day terms it has to be done...

    If you are paid on 30 day terms it has to be done and dusted by the end of Feb at the latest to avoid payments running into April and being caught by the new rules.

    End of Jan gives them some...
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    £500m wont get them much. Cost per mile of...

    £500m wont get them much.

    Cost per mile of between £4.5m and £11m depending on required infrastructure (bridges, tunnels, stations ) according to this :
    ...
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    Cherry picking news stories again.

    Cherry picking news stories again.
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    Sticky: Flash of lightening followed immediately by a big...

    Flash of lightening followed immediately by a big crack of thunder and torrential hail.

    Dog has given up all pretence of wanting to go outside.

    Garden guys had just finished so that was good...
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    Sticky: MrsB is responsible for Tea. I'll get her to...

    MrsB is responsible for Tea. I'll get her to make one ;)
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Cold, wet, grey, pissing...

    Morning all :wave:

    Cold, wet, grey, pissing rain.

    WFH today,

    Dog keeps asking to go out, sticking her head out of the door and coming back in at a rate of knots.

    Back garden in the new...
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    That top and those shoes, really?

    That top and those shoes, really?
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    This. If you're a Twat, you're a Twat regardless...

    This. If you're a Twat, you're a Twat regardless of sexual orientation and we will call you one as appropriate.

    Honestly, the level of bitchyness on here frequently matches anything I've ever...
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    IR35 Reform for hiring managers

    Can anyone point me to a clear and concise summary of IR35 and the proposed changes, suitable for consumption by a client hiring manager.

    I've been asked to put something together for Client Co....
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    https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/7294...

    https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/72944280_2837717316287322_8295801590753787904_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQnk4iw-l846k483-v0PufgFMo2-5D4japIujDRB4UX_5sb6AY8dACXn2N4KqXA36Po&_nc_ht=scontent-l...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Back last Wednesday after a...

    Morning all :wave:

    Back last Wednesday after a couple of weeks cruising around the Med.

    Moved house Friday.

    Spend the weekend unpacking boxes and wondering how we ended up with so much...
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    As a public sector body you could submit and FOI...

    As a public sector body you could submit and FOI request for that info. As far as I can tell they sit under the MOJ but I can't find any on-line contact forms etc for them.

    UPDATE : Found their...
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    "Following further advice..." After a visit from...

    "Following further advice..." After a visit from HMRC
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Currently persisting it...

    Morning all :wave:

    Currently persisting it down and has been most of the night.

    Dog has retreated to her crate and refuses to go out.

    That weasels thing was pretty good. If Honey Badgers...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1vtJcXamSc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1vtJcXamSc
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    Sticky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYyo3hqdyI ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYyo3hqdyI

    Colemans. For when you really want to see a grown man cry like a baby. Accept no substitutes.
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    Sticky: If you spot it while it's still small you can...

    If you spot it while it's still small you can remove it without harming them, with a jar and piece of card in the same way you would a spider.
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    Sticky: That's cos a cardiac arrest is a sudden event...

    That's cos a cardiac arrest is a sudden event that usually kills you whereas a heart attack is usually the result of underlying disease and can be treated. I'm sure Mr Fitz will be along to provide...
  33. You are an employee of the Umbrella company and...

    You are an employee of the Umbrella company and get paid via standard PAYE. If they do anything else they are not a proper Umbrella co. and are operating some sort of avoidance scheme that may or...
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    A shoe in for next years IgNobles.?

    Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels - BBC News

    Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels

    Learning to drive small cars helps rats feel less stressed,...
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    Sticky: One of my first jobs in IT was 2nd line desktop...

    One of my first jobs in IT was 2nd line desktop support. Everyone says 1st line on the Helldesk is the worst job in IT but this was back when keyboards cost an appreciable amount of money and were...
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    Knock yourself out...

    Knock yourself out
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    Boris Johnson tries to unhappen Saturday with...

    Boris Johnson tries to unhappen Saturday with sociopathic unreasoning | John Crace | Politics | The Guardian
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    Not even safe in your own home over there. ...

    Not even safe in your own home over there.

    Black woman shot dead by Texas police through bedroom window - BBC News
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    Sticky: This. The Book...

    This.

    The Book is one of the best things I've ever read. Hilarious and heart-wrenching all at the same time.
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: CBS with a light breeze and...

    Morning all :wave:

    CBS with a light breeze and rather mild atm.

    In a shocking and hitherto unprecedented break with tradition, breakfast has been:

    Bacon (Two, fried)
    Sausage (One, oven...
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    Poll: Will He? Won't He?

    Will Boris get his amazing new "not in anyway related to and much, much better than May's Deal" Deal though parliament tomorrow?

    Place your bets now.
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    FTFTFTFY

    FTFTFY[/quote]

    FTFTFTFY
  43. And todays award for most inaccurately targeted email goes to

    Venn Group. There is absolutely nothing in this ad that matches anything anywhere on my CV.
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    Hitting the news sites now. Boris Johnson...

    Hitting the news sites now.

    Boris Johnson Brexit deal hits late legal challenge as it breaks legislation from... Jacob Rees-Mogg
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave: Grey, wet, miserable. ...

    Morning all :wave:

    Grey, wet, miserable.

    Breakfast has been, as is my usual routine: Toast (two, wholemeal), Eggs (two, poached), baked beans (numerous, from a can.) courtesy of Client Co....
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    This will be the abortion and same sex marriage...

    This will be the abortion and same sex marriage issues.

    If there is no Assembly then it falls to Westminster to take the decision, which is set to legalize both on Oct 21st. The DUP are fully...
  47. Thread: Post Brexit Food

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    https://live.staticflickr.com/77/200180401_0722ccc...

    https://live.staticflickr.com/77/200180401_0722ccc2f2_b.jpg


    OK, technically not deep fried. Actually Sticky Toffee Rat Onna Stick ala Terry Pratchett.
    Courtesy of Sticky Toffee Rat Onna Stick...
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UT8RkSmN4k

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UT8RkSmN4k
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    Sticky: Was going through a big pile of old DVD's with an...

    Was going through a big pile of old DVD's with an eye to getting shot of them via MusicMagpie. They offer the princely sum of 3p for the season three Buffy box set and bugger all for the rest.
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