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    PC killed in Berkshire

    Very sad, his family must be devastated.

    10 males arrested aged between 13 and 30. Travellers perhaps? Someone at work lives near there, said there's a group parked up not far from where it...
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    Marshalling at Thruxton. Going to be a hot one. ...

    Marshalling at Thruxton. Going to be a hot one.

    British Trucks Race Meeting - Thruxton Circuit
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    Or maybe this.... ...

    Or maybe this....

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/fea313a354cb0214921621bb143a4bda/tumblr_n0ue34cl5p1r2ndk4o3_400.gif
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    Too many things to list, but I think it's just...

    Too many things to list, but I think it's just what happens when you get old.
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    :wave:

    :wave:
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    Currys

    Currys
  7. We used to have Toad on there, but the client...

    We used to have Toad on there, but the client took it away for some reason. License costs probably.
  8. We use a remote desktop connection to a client...

    We use a remote desktop connection to a client site, it's the only connection they will give us, so I'm afraid we have to live with it.
  9. SQL Developer Crashes with APPCRASH Failure

    Hi

    Running SQL Developer version 18.1.0.095 build 095.1630 on Windows Server 2008 R2.

    When I open SQL Developer it runs fine until I actually try to do something (log onto a database, open a...
  10. Running TLS v1.2 on Windows Server 2003 SP2

    I have two servers running Windows Server 2003 SP2. Let's call them Dev and Prod.

    Both servers connect to a web service to transfer and receive data, which requires the connecting server to use...
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    I feel sorry for her kids. Imagine having that...

    I feel sorry for her kids. Imagine having that meet you outside the school gates.
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    What about if he wants to travel to Russia? Does...

    What about if he wants to travel to Russia? Does he need to pay £350 for a Russian visitor's visa like the rest of us?
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    Rolf coming out tomorrow...

    ...of prison, that is. Lives near me. Might pop in for a cup of tea.
  14. Yes, a very large marrow

    Yes, a very large marrow
  15. Thread: Car

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    I think I had a phone call from one of them...

    I think I had a phone call from one of them recently....
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    "Reserve 4,000 homes for rough sleepers" - from...

    "Reserve 4,000 homes for rough sleepers" - from the BBC's summary

    Might be worth sleeping rough for a few nights to get a place to live provided by the state. In the summer, obviously.
  17. When did that happen? The Barratt's home I bought...

    When did that happen? The Barratt's home I bought in the early 1990s failed to meet quite a few building regs. They told me they were only "guidelines".
  18. Thread: Nastase

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    He should be banned for life, and the tie should...

    He should be banned for life, and the tie should be replayed. Threatening or abusive language to an opponent must have an affect on how they play.

    He was supposedly banned from the venue, but...
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    My worst was £15k owed for several months....

    My worst was £15k owed for several months. Applied to the small claims court with a large amount of interest (8% above the base rate), and lo and behold they paid up. That was many years ago, so...
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    Pair programming? Is that a thing?

    Pair programming? Is that a thing?
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    Very good. I see what you did there.

    Very good. I see what you did there.
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    Sit in a bar/restaurant with your coat on the...

    Sit in a bar/restaurant with your coat on the back of your chair and your wallet in the pocket. Someone will take the wallet out of your coat, remove the credit cards, replace the wallet, then spend...
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    FTFY

    FTFY
  24. It's the watching part that I can't stand. Makes...

    It's the watching part that I can't stand. Makes me want to punch the TV every time I see him.
  25. Nigel Farage 'weighing up' whether to stand to be MP

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    Oh dear God, please, no.
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    Used to do this regularly. Now I can barely drink...

    Used to do this regularly. Now I can barely drink before I become ill. Red wine is a complete no-no.

    The worst I've been is when I woke up in the back of a police van, taken to the station,...
  27. Maybe there should be a referendum or election on...

    Maybe there should be a referendum or election on the captaincy / squad.
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    Another :winker:

    Another :winker:
  29. 'Cricket lie' wife-attacker Mustafa Bashir jailed

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    The question I have to ask is, why should it make a difference whether or not he had a potential contract with a first class county? If he beat his wife he deserved to go to prison whatever...
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    I don't know you well enough to describe you in...

    I don't know you well enough to describe you in three words.

    For me, I'd say "Fat, Lazy, Bastard".
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    More than likely

    More than likely
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    If the handball had been given for the first...

    If the handball had been given for the first "goal" then it would have been a different game. Who knows what might have happened.
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    I don't think there was any cheating involved,...

    I don't think there was any cheating involved, only poor linesmanship. Did Geoff Hurst punch the ball into the net?
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    Maradona sues over video game

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    Can we sue the twat over the "Hand of God goal"?

    #neverforgivecheatingbastards
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    I'm sure there are a few people on here who've...

    I'm sure there are a few people on here who've had a cockatoo

    :tumble:
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    It's rapidly becoming the Trump Dynasty. I'm...

    It's rapidly becoming the Trump Dynasty. I'm surprised his youngest son doesn't have a job in the White House. And an office. And a secretary.
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    All helpful suggestions, apart from the glazed...

    All helpful suggestions, apart from the glazed crispy tits.

    Thanks
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    Tried it. Failed. Lots of lessons with a golf...

    Tried it. Failed. Lots of lessons with a golf pro, still couldn't hit it straight. Could hit it a long way, just not in the right direction. Lots of lost balls as a result.
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    Bird Watching (the feathered variety)

    I need a new hobby, one which involves a bit of exercise and also gets me out of the house at the weekends (to avoid the problem neighbours over the summer).

    Bird watching seems like a good...
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    The BBC's version: "Knives, a gun and some...

    The BBC's version: "Knives, a gun and some unidentifiable liquid were found in the car, prosecutors say."
  41. Indeed. Not even the Trolls would dare support...

    Indeed. Not even the Trolls would dare support them.
  42. Donald Trump Jr criticises London Mayor after attack

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    The guy is a top-class bell-end.

    This just proves that the members of the Trump family have absolutely no class, and wouldn't know how to be diplomatic if their lives depended on it.
  43. You're missing the point. It's a thing of beauty,...

    You're missing the point. It's a thing of beauty, it doesn't matter if it's powered by motor, sail or potato peelings, it looks stunning.

    Sometimes, things just need to be looked at.
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    I'm sure the inmates of the ladies' prison will...

    I'm sure the inmates of the ladies' prison will make her feel very welcome. I expect it's not often they have a convicted rapist in their midst.
  45. Something for you contractors to spend your spare cash on (SFW)

    https://www.classicdriver.com/sites/default/files/styles/colorbox/public/article_images/bugattininiette66chiron_1.jpg?itok=90WieQ3E

    Linky

    I'm turned on...
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    It does get better. It's easy for others to say...

    It does get better. It's easy for others to say that, and it might seem hard to believe, but it does. My advice is to grab sleep whenever you can, if that means using grandparents then so be it.
    ...
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    Would there be tax relief? :igmc:

    Would there be tax relief?

    :igmc:
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    Shampoo! In my eyes!!

    Shampoo! In my eyes!!
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    I really don't want to fall out with them, and...

    I really don't want to fall out with them, and anyway would a court agree an injunction against noisy kids? Actually, it's not the fact that they're noisy, it's the type of noise. I'd prefer to hear...
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    They can still scream though....

    They can still scream though....
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