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    Not what my Military Record states. But you've...

    Not what my Military Record states.

    But you've never had one of those.

    Did you get any sort of commendations for slaughtering animals?

    Nah.......thought not.

    :laugh:laugh
  2. At least you are not attempting to put up your...

    At least you are not attempting to put up your standard risible cobblers. The therapy must be working.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Worry ye not. Anyone trying to blow your brains...

    Worry ye not. Anyone trying to blow your brains out would have their gun pointed towards your arse. :wink:wink
  4. Says the man who used to stun defenceless animals...

    Says the man who used to stun defenceless animals for a living and dines out on intimidating some plooky smackhead.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Where do you get "we" from you cheese-eating...

    Where do you get "we" from you cheese-eating muppet?

    :winker:
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    One can almost hear the wailing and breastbeating...

    One can almost hear the wailing and breastbeating from here...............

    :eyes:eyes
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    Garnering your nonsense from the horse's mouth as...

    Garnering your nonsense from the horse's mouth as opposed to the horse's arse for a change.

    Progress of sorts...........

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Don't be too surprised Mordy. WTFH is NOT thick,...

    Don't be too surprised Mordy. WTFH is NOT thick, he just has very bad luck when it comes to thinking.

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    And in making such a ridiculous generalisation...

    And in making such a ridiculous generalisation and then going to the tedious trouble to reiterate it, you have once again highlighted just why you are viewed as being the dimmest of the dim on here....
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    All desperately hanging around my jibe like turds...

    All desperately hanging around my jibe like turds to a blanket.

    Warms the cockles.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
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    13 days since Brexit

    13 days since Brexit and we've got.......grounded planes, chaos in the streets, unpaid workers, crippling strikes, a faltering economy, a buffoon in charge, petrol bombs, riot police, and snipers on...
  12. Thread: Phwoarr!!

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    Himmler, had something similar.....

    Himmler, had something similar.....
  13. Thread: Free ports

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    Of course you do. A zany conclusion that can be...

    Of course you do. A zany conclusion that can be laid squarely at the door of the fact that you are thicker than a whale omelette.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Thought you might just store them in your gob...

    Thought you might just store them in your gob being as you are such a twunt!

    :wink
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    Wouldn't you be better getting someone with a...

    Wouldn't you be better getting someone with a brain to make any points you might have as opposed to just blundering on in your standard manner?

    Hasn't exactly worked too well thus far has it, you...
  16. They'd be better sticking to shorts then as you...

    They'd be better sticking to shorts then as you are woefully deficient in both categories!

    :laugh:laugh



    Big deal......so you were a chalet maid fussing around a crowd of obese punters all...
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    Susan

    Susan
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    ftfy :frown:frown:frown

    ftfy

    :frown:frown:frown
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    Dear

    Dear
  20. Scotland latest: Nicola Sturgeon left red faced...

    Scotland latest: Nicola Sturgeon left red faced as independent Scotland fail EU membership | UK | News | Express.co.uk



    Oh dear..............:laugh:laugh
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    ftfy :laugh:laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh:laugh
  22. A straw poll conducted in the canteen at SNP HQ...

    A straw poll conducted in the canteen at SNP HQ aka Fort Bumble!

    HTH

    :laugh:laugh
  23. Aye....good old "Mr rough and ready" himself. ...

    Aye....good old "Mr rough and ready" himself.

    :laugh:laugh
  24. fair :eyes:eyes

    fair

    :eyes:eyes
  25. Thread: Utter nutter

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    Well don't watch it then you fooking jellyhead....

    Well don't watch it then you fooking jellyhead. It is not compulsory.

    HTH

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
  26. Well it has been almost 72 hours now with a...

    Well it has been almost 72 hours now with a weekend thrown in.

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
  27. ftfy :eyes:eyes

    ftfy

    :eyes:eyes
  28. How did that work out for the Catalan people? ...

    How did that work out for the Catalan people?

    :eyes:eyes
  29. Full of resources like Oil that the SNP want to...

    Full of resources like Oil that the SNP want to do away with in double quick time. Good luck utilising THAT resource to drive your "economic miracles"

    Scotland falls down economic and social...
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    No, but YOURS does. :wink

    No, but YOURS does.

    :wink
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    Sounds like a winning formula. Keep it up......it...

    Sounds like a winning formula. Keep it up......it suits you.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Nobody has ever doubted your expertise in all...

    Nobody has ever doubted your expertise in all things impotent.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    Your figures are as skewed as your logic. No...

    Your figures are as skewed as your logic.

    No change there then!

    :laugh:laugh
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    Weirdo!! :wink

    Weirdo!!

    :wink
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    Well are you planning to surrender to him or just...

    Well are you planning to surrender to him or just run away?

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkUOwBCt_0g ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkUOwBCt_0g

    :music::banana::music::banana::music:
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    Best of luck with that. You'll get better rates...

    Best of luck with that. You'll get better rates in Western Europe as the bottom has fallen out of the scarecrow market further east!

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
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    I can take it or LEAVE it. :wink:wink

    I can take it or LEAVE it.

    :wink:wink
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw


    :yay::yay::music::music::yay::yay:
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    Not half as glad as WE are. :winker: No...

    Not half as glad as WE are.
    :winker:




    No need to hang around here on OUR account. We still have more than enough of our own muttonheads....although thankfully most of them have now moved...
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    Quite a few toyless cots in this thread. ...

    Quite a few toyless cots in this thread.

    :laugh:laugh

    Happy LEAVE Day one and all.

    :banana::banana::banana:
  42. ftfy ftfy as well :wink

    ftfy




    ftfy as well

    :wink
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    Google is your friend. Wouldn't want to prejudice...

    Google is your friend. Wouldn't want to prejudice your opinions by nudging you towards any partisan perspectives.

    :wink
  44. Not really comparing apples to apples though is...

    Not really comparing apples to apples though is it?

    Besides, Farage looks to have achieved his original aims anyway.

    :wink
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    Alistair Stuart - forced out of ITV

    Seemingly he was undone by quoting Shakespeare to one of the "easily offended" Twitterati.

    After 40 years of exemplary service too.

    What do the panel think? Justified?
  46. Quite so....but soon it will stink in London and...

    Quite so....but soon it will stink in London and not in Brussels. Won't be so far to commute for those of a "lighted torch and pitchfork" persuasion.
    And that can only be for the best.

    :wink:wink
  47. Poll: Obviously not....who do you think I...

    Obviously not....who do you think I am......assguru?

    :wink
  48. Poll: Both of which specialise in Lagers and not proper...

    Both of which specialise in Lagers and not proper beers.

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes
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    Best stick to that approach. No point in letting...

    Best stick to that approach. No point in letting your paranoid hysterical hypothesizing make you look any more dimwitted than necessary.

    Not as if you are starting from a position of strength.
    ...
  50. Ah yes.....you can't beat a good bit of esprit de...

    Ah yes.....you can't beat a good bit of esprit de corps amongst the Gallic emergency services! :wink:wink Vive la difference!!


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kon0rmLQE7U
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