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They can still seek work in the EU. Hth.

You're projecting again.

If you weren't such a clueless tulipe you would know about the new virus killing masks invented and being supplied by Pharm2Farm a wholly owned subsidiary of "Remote Monitored Systems Plc." LON:RMS
...

Might I commend LON:RMS to the congregation...

Yes I am a shareholder but every little helps...

Buffer

Can we have the Fiona Fullerton version? Please?

Russia won't have him back - he's a coward. Italy might offer him refuge. Just don't let him anywhere near the Coliseum, he's not very good with stone walls.

I note that you're not an advocate of democracy or duty.

Funny, I thought it was "billionaire"...

Also, how do they know who was the father?

Knowing who isn't I can understand but...

It's such a pity that he saved an ungrateful turd such as yourself.

Yeah but your opinion is tulipe!

IMHO

I prefer the 19th Century version myself.

YMMV

You're 'avin' a giraffe mate! My Mrs is a left footer, but I know all the words to "The sash my father wore"! :wink

Heathen!

Brown sauce - Bacon
Tomato Ketchup - Sausages

Off you pop then!

So she can now go back to Iraq - or should I say back to "Hull with Sun"!

Do you expect the company involved to perform the task for nothing?

You can make wine out of them...

8 Ace!

The wife can do the shopping.

Who do we know who lives in Denmark...?

Rishi Sunak - Hth.

Shame your liver is f*cked!

It's good to see that the EU is finally learning.

Vaccination doesn't stop you from contracting or spreading Covid.

Hth.

If you want immunity, eat more bats.

Or something, Pangolins possibly.

See? Every cloud and all that.

It'll really have to go some to be as tulipe as Ireland's!

Northern Ireland isn't a place for rules. You can make up as many as you want but good luck policing that rabble of tulipe!

Indeed!

A few sourthern shandies catch a cold and the whole country sneezes!

Oh well, good job I stocked up on essentials - Shotgun shells and Tins of beans to see me through the melancholy.

Ask your accountant.

How much did the kid's family receive in compo?

Zig - in "Plan B" mode...

Treat it like an Argentine invasion, sink the bastard! Fuel up the Vulcan!!!

What's its current course?

Thank you for reading the Guardian, so the rest of us don't have to be subjected to that tulipe.

Oh and FOAtW.

That's what happens (amongst other things) when you build on flood plains and reservoirs!

#FuqUGreta - not even Mitch would!

https://youtu.be/8u5NgC4lZ8s

Racist bastards!

Where's the FOAtW option?

Tow it to the Arabian peninsula...

Or not.

It's good enough for Jehova!

A sea of red!

https://istheservicedown.co.uk/status/gmail/map

Oh dear, how sad, never mind.

So much for robust networks and servers...

It's because West Yorkshire coppers is fick, init?

What's the 2nd prize?

It's great to be amongst peers! :smokin

You're not my type. Thanks though.

A 69 from a 45 year old Cougar.

Gratis. Etc.

Of course it's a good idea, test it on people of least value to society! Have you not read your communist manifesto recently?

Just a quick question, as well as being an expert on modern policing strategy, are you also medically qualified?