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Do you lick your own balls with that mouth?

Seeing as every one in Westminster village is now open to talks and putting the national interest first (before party concerns).

I say here in GeneralForum Village we adopt the same supportive...

Hi,

I am just about to embark on a new contract where I will be staying away......in Basingstoke :ohwell

Are there any good tips for

The best "contractor" hotels to go for (I am thinking...

He is working through his own limited company.

I am about to substitute my current contract out to another contractor.

The client company has agreed and I am ready to go.

With regards to my legal relationship with the substituting...

I am attempting to substitute in my current contract.

I have the substitute contractor lined up he is happy. The client company is happy as the contractor has previously worked there and knows...

How hard is it to discern class:

Q: Do you work for a living?
A: Yes

Then you are working class

A: No
Then you are a bludger off the state, whether aristo or doley bum

I studied biological sciences up to and including post grad.

I too graduated into the 90's recession and no-one wanted to employ me. So I went for an MSc in computing.

I might have stuck to...

And I am guessing that you do BI?

HTH

How's the jag, did you buy it with your bonus.

Just wondered

:wink

Just wondering has anybody worked for Sony.

Anything I should bear in mind?

Many thanks

BB

About as much fun as anal bleaching (I would imagine)

(I don't know why I posted this I just wanted to share)

:emb

It's like you know me :tongue

I was on hols with wifie, so logging on to CUK was way down the list of priorities.


So fill me in. What's occurring

SASGuru I thought you had left.....glad to see you haven't. Now give me...

What has gone on in my absence????

Totally new look and feel to the site.

This will take some getting used to.

Hello to all, whatdidIMiss?????

I want to put him over my knee and tan his arse.

Alphabetti Spaghetti is not to be played with.

Naughty little guru

:spank::spank::spank::spank:

Concentrate on opening that flask of soup your carer gave you. We don't want you covering yourself in hot creamy liquid. Not before lights out anyway young man

Ever thought about a career in politics SG? You would go far I think:wink

I am back did anyone miss me?

I have just noticed he is posting today.

That's it, I am so perturbed he is back. I am flouncing off.

Bwoken pwomises in bwoken Bwitain

SG stick to your word man.

I will NEVER return...

Are you John Redwood (on and on and on). Don't you have to go and learn the words to the Welsh National Anthem or some such. Now run along....

Hi

I am working for a clientco at the moment and at renewal time they are asking for insurances from my Ltd co.

They have requested the following:

# £5million Public Liability Insurance...

And maybe a late nigth viewing of Beast Master II

Can I put you down for some spam smothered in Daddies Sauce and a Steve Reeves movie???

Can I sign you up as well then, live the dream.

Can I put you down for say:

Kirk Douglas and a pukka??

Mushy: - thought that would go without saying.

We are talking Chippie of highest quality here my man. So you in?

Can I put you down for Russel Crowe and a battered saveloy????

De-lic-i-OUS

<Drool/>

Can I get any for anyone else.

Watching Gladiator round mine. All welcome*

*(restrictions to Sasguru may apply)

Is that the shed housing his XKRR and his busa (busa-pass) more like

I have come to spice up your currie.

Wait porn stars could be outsourced to Bob Shawaddywaddy.

I have come to spice up your currie. Plenty man fat, plenty quickness

I read bottom for button :sick

I think that it is a short term blip. Medium to long term they should be okay as long as product quality returns to high levels. Toyota is a strong brand

Great post old bean.

A Quality Manager in my early career once counciled me as follows:

"A delay in delivery will remain in the mind of the client for roughly the length of the delay. A drop...

SG if you gave DP a hug would that technically be a reach around??

Oh to be original like you. I can only fantasize

Has it become that. No

Is it that. Yes

HTH SG

Cretin: The fragrance for the discerning fantasist. With evocative notes of alphabetti spaghetti and Croydon Kebab shop, mixed with the heady aroma of used German inflat-o-doll and Petroleum Jelly. ...

Just because you are butting uglies with a Kraut doesn't mean it is a good country. It just means that zee German women have no standards.

Ugly Cretin:tongue

SY01 = Sas guru sockie
MF = Dim prawn sockie
Sas Guru = Dim Prawn

I am confused now :talk::talk::talk::talk:

Then you are a cretin, you cretin.

Orbital: Doctor ? from the Altogether Album: Bangin' toon!!!!!! :nerd:nerd

Why are you soooo mean to me? When all I have is respect for every aspect of your fragmented personality.

Come on Walter where is the love????


:wink

Yes my thoughts. 2 of us are competent rock climbers/mountaineers, one of the party is inexperienced however so maybe we should leave that for another time. I have done most of the Cullin ridge in...

Speyside FTW

His nom de plume is Marillion Fan.

Need I say more???

Burn him, burn the witch:devil:devil:devil

Indeed walkers beware. Was up in the high peaks of lakes at the weekend and there is plenty of snow still around so Scotland even more so.

Great fun though if one is careful and mindful of the...

Fine Darjeeling drinking Cretin

:happy

Long Live General :ladybags:

And if you don't like it leave

HTH

There are a lot of kilted types on here.

Going with a group of friend to Glen Coe/Fort William in 10 days time.

Advice on routes would be appreciated:

I was thinking of attempting the...

CRETIN!

We would all end up in Swindon though :mad

Comfie? Good, Russel Crowe or Kirk Douglas? Your Choice....