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    This isn't France...

    This isn't France...
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    You are Date number 1. However bad Date number 2...

    You are Date number 1. However bad Date number 2 is, if the lady is desperate enough, she'll marry him and pay up. You're on 10%. It's easy money. If I was as ugly as you, I'd definitely run with...
  3. I prefer his 'car meets wall' posts. Draw your...

    I prefer his 'car meets wall' posts. Draw your own conclusions...:smokin
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    Or, he's now in the Hands of God... Brilliant...

    Or, he's now in the Hands of God...

    Brilliant player, shame he had to do that. RIP.
  5. Thread: Sausages

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    Bonus! :banana:

    Bonus! :banana:
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    Or getting sponsorship from Dom Perignon... ...

    Or getting sponsorship from Dom Perignon...

    :igmc:
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    Hopefully that means you'll be staying at home...

    Hopefully that means you'll be staying at home then...:wink
  8. Or we'll choose our holiday hotels wisely so they...

    Or we'll choose our holiday hotels wisely so they have free wifi. If you want to watch Love Island 'live' on a beach in Corfu, you deserve a £300 bill. Download it the next morning while you're...
  9. I have hair, and they're a couple of bald...

    I have hair, and they're a couple of bald fookers. Well, apart from the dead one...which one is that again?
  10. You mean light bulbs?

    You mean light bulbs?
  11. The Germans got there first...:D

    The Germans got there first...:D
  12. Horror story actually. Bit of a mish-mash,...

    Horror story actually. Bit of a mish-mash, including some frame relay (there's one for the teenagers), to MPLS with a full DR capability. They had the last AS/400 system I ever saw, about 10 years...
  13. Some of our trade with the EU goes through Dover....

    Some of our trade with the EU goes through Dover. I know because Chris Grayling told me. Or was it Grant Shapps? Still, either of them probably has more of a grasp of international shipping than you...
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    Chris Grayling?

    Chris Grayling?
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    The vaccine can't come soon enough...:ohwell

    The vaccine can't come soon enough...:ohwell
  16. Thread: Bar tab

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    That's the normal bill for the month of January...

    That's the normal bill for the month of January (or indeed any other month).
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    Kabul, for example...:smokin

    Kabul, for example...:smokin
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    Was Lottie too old for him, you think? :wink...

    Was Lottie too old for him, you think? :wink :tongue
  19. I did an infrastructure upgrade for a UK-wide...

    I did an infrastructure upgrade for a UK-wide freight company (admittedly it was about 15 years ago) and I spent time in their Felixstowe base. Shipping movements are planned months in advance - I...
  20. No it isn't because I'm not. I know it goes...

    No it isn't because I'm not. I know it goes against your narrative (Must.Blame.Brexit) and that's probably affected your reading and comprehension skills.
    Air freight is roughly 90% down (a quick...
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    Oh Dear...:ladybags:

    Oh Dear...:ladybags:
  22. I had a Three phone once*, and it struggled with...

    I had a Three phone once*, and it struggled with some parts of London...

    *Not my choice, it was client issued :throw:
  23. How is a delay in handling container shipments...

    How is a delay in handling container shipments from Asia due to Brexit? If the French port authorities want to make life difficult after 1st Jan, exports will certainly be affected, but we're not...
  24. I doubt many will be affected, except possibly...

    I doubt many will be affected, except possibly those on PAYG roaming. Business data packages are worldwide, and no network will want to be the first to exclude European countries from their inclusive...
  25. Having spent some time previously at a freight...

    Having spent some time previously at a freight business, I suspect that it has a lot to do with Covid and little to do with Brexit. There are about 10% of normal flights, so about 10% of normal...
  26. It certainly would be a surrender document if it...

    It certainly would be a surrender document if it gives the French anything they want...the ungrateful sods...:rolleyes:
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    About 3 million, apparently: Three Million...

    About 3 million, apparently: Three Million Excluded - The Breakdown | ExcludedUK
  28. Thread: Well...

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    I think he thinks that if he goes more than 10...

    I think he thinks that if he goes more than 10 mins without posting, we'll fear the worst. Strangely, the opposite is true...

    :tumble:
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    Blimey, it works...

    Thanks for deducting reputation from this user.

    :smokin
  30. Thread: Sober Command

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Don't take your phone to the supermarket? Works a...

    Don't take your phone to the supermarket? Works a treat for me...
  32. Thread: COVID symptoms

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    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...

    On his way to the ballet, allegedly...
  33. Thread: Asteroid Doom

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    And if it hit Yorkshire, moaning would cease to...

    And if it hit Yorkshire, moaning would cease to exist*...:wink

    *almost
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    Not those on the losing side... :suicide:

    Not those on the losing side...

    :suicide:
  35. Thread: COVID symptoms

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    No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on...

    No and no, but 2 weeks in quarantine and a ban on travelling between different tiers should pose some interesting logistical issues...
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    What's the betting there's a campaign on Twatter...

    What's the betting there's a campaign on Twatter to get it to number 1 so they have to play it? :banana:
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    Perhaps Giuliani knows something...?

    Perhaps Giuliani knows something...?
  38. Thread: Wins by a nose

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    Nobody's snorting at your joke...Edit: Because it...

    Nobody's snorting at your joke...Edit: Because it snot funny...

    :igmc:
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    They can't go downhill (or is that a myth?)

    They can't go downhill (or is that a myth?)
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    I thought that was our resident angry racist...

    I thought that was our resident angry racist taking the piss, but it's actually a real BBC word.

    PressReader.com - Your favorite newspapers and magazines.

    Thankfully she'll be out of a job on...
  41. Thread: Wins by a nose

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    That's not to be sniffed at... :igmc:

    That's not to be sniffed at...

    :igmc:
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    I won't tell my parents, they'll probably do...

    I won't tell my parents, they'll probably do something irresponsible like sell up and go on a round-the-world cruise. Oh, hang on...

    :igmc:
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    It's the first time in his life that he has heard...

    It's the first time in his life that he has heard people say "no". I hope Rudy Giuliani has cleared some space in his diary for the next few months, he's going to be doing a lot of overtime...
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    From memory, we beat Spain in Euro96 (I was...

    From memory, we beat Spain in Euro96 (I was there) and Colombia in Russia 2018 (I wasn't there). We tend not to do so well against Germany and Portugal. Hey ho...:ohwell
  45. Comedy, you mean? I don't think so...:wink

    Comedy, you mean? I don't think so...:wink
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    Boris usually is the father.

    Boris usually is the father.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    That's how Bill Gates will know what we're...

    That's how Bill Gates will know what we're thinking? Or something...

    :tumble:
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    Which vaccine has the microchips in it? :igmc:

    Which vaccine has the microchips in it?

    :igmc:
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    If Trump wants a war, he'll need to get a bit of...

    If Trump wants a war, he'll need to get a bit of a move on. In case you hadn't heard, there's been some sort of vote, and...oh sod it...
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