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    Yet another Splitter!

    Time for me to join the splitters. Too many quality posters like LondonPM1 on here for me to hang around. :tumble:

    Also:


    Haven't been a contractor for quite a while.
    Leaving the UK again...
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    Well done. By far the sensible option to have...

    Well done. By far the sensible option to have peace of mind until retirement.

    REally chuffed for ya NAT.
  3. Yup. I am far too busy watching the naked...

    Yup.

    I am far too busy watching the naked German ladies sunbathing on my dock when I am there ;)

    It really is hard to beat. Heading back to Starnberg in a couple of weeks and cannot wait. The...
  4. Watch out for burning season. A lot of people are...

    Watch out for burning season. A lot of people are moving from CM to Da Nang because of it.

    *and the ever changing immigration rules. And the corruption. And the toxic expat culture.

    I lived in...
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    We will compensate with fish.

    We will compensate with fish.
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    Enough of the BS Boris.

    When this is the lead headline of the Daily ******* Mail I suspect confidence is low in the Government.

    UK Home | Daily Mail Online
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    Old Greg abusing himself? :winker: I can't...

    Old Greg abusing himself? :winker:

    I can't believe it for a moment.
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    https://i.imgur.com/qtBT5TU.jpg Here he is...

    https://i.imgur.com/qtBT5TU.jpg

    Here he is pointing at the UK's international reputation.
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    Kim Jong Un pointing at things

    https://i.imgur.com/EVDtGlB.jpg
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    OK as BR14 has pointed out this is willy waving &...

    OK as BR14 has pointed out this is willy waving & I am stepping out.

    For everyone else please do not head down to Malaga expecting employment of any kind or a contract without really doing your...
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    Bilateral?

    Bilateral?
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    If you are uneasy about the contract like you say...

    If you are uneasy about the contract like you say and have a permit contract in hand, I would sign ASAP in the current Market. Or WFH them both ;)
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    Exactly. We are quite off topic, but most people...

    Exactly. We are quite off topic, but most people buy during Semana Santa or July/August.

    *Sorry Semana Santa = Easter
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    It's an absolute zoo. A zoo with the benefit...

    It's an absolute zoo.

    A zoo with the benefit that you end up having to put 50% of what you paid for the place in again as soon as your first winter arrives. Zero insulation.
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    My family own one of the golf courses by those...

    My family own one of the golf courses by those hills. Your move.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Yup. Found this out the hard way when filing my...

    Yup. Found this out the hard way when filing my first patent in Munich.
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    See my post above. This is happening.

    See my post above. This is happening.
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    1. In this context "enchufe" means being plugged...

    1. In this context "enchufe" means being plugged in to the right connections. The jobs have to be advertised but without enchufe you will not get them.
    2. Tio (Uncle) is what the locals will call...
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    Exactly my point. If you don't know what enchufe...

    Exactly my point. If you don't know what enchufe is you are in for a wake up call.

    You really really will fit in when the locals call you uncle, if you can't handle dude. I would have called you...
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    Contractors are a minority on this forum I...

    Contractors are a minority on this forum I believe.
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    Dude, ask for the rates now. The airport is...

    Dude, ask for the rates now.

    The airport is fantastic. The airline industry is not.

    I am half Spanish and from the region.

    I was the CIO of a major tech company's Spanish division.

    You...
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    Poll: https://i.imgur.com/xHsQFFN.jpg ...

    https://i.imgur.com/xHsQFFN.jpg

    https://i.imgur.com/3pJixSA.jpg

    Washer boys as well as butlers. For clarity I am the one taking the photo.
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    So Malaga Technology Park. Enjoy the rates, they...

    So Malaga Technology Park. Enjoy the rates, they reflect the horrific unemployment rate in Andalucia and the fact that every Spanish Boomer wanted their kids to be engineers. You can make more money...
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    Poll: Oh trust me, you can add 60k to an M. Just buy M...

    Oh trust me, you can add 60k to an M. Just buy M performance tulip & hit up BMW individual.

    Snap up a good condition E46 and skip the G80. Appreciating asset and by far the best engine and drive.
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    Poll: ******* everything is optional on a BMW.

    ******* everything is optional on a BMW.
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    Poll: with fabric seats.

    with fabric seats.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Asked Dominic to come round.

    Asked Dominic to come round.
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    The downside of this is you have to study law...

    The downside of this is you have to study law first.
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    https://i.imgur.com/ahm9bUt.jpg *I honestly...

    https://i.imgur.com/ahm9bUt.jpg


    *I honestly don't know what the **** is wrong with me.
    **Woohoo! Finally!
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    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about. ...

    Ah, so this is what BJ's Moonshot is all about.

    There is going to be a shortage of those Danish Sperm imports mentioned in bizarre detail in the withdrawal agreement/
  33. Bill Gates will have killed all the over 60s long...

    Bill Gates will have killed all the over 60s long before then.
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    Or my daughter's stuffed IKEA Monkey. Constantly...

    Or my daughter's stuffed IKEA Monkey. Constantly pissed and leading me astray.

    It has been 5 years CUcKolds. Can someone please finally teach me how to embed images? Talking of which, where is...
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    No quite sure why you are still rising to his...

    No quite sure why you are still rising to his tulip WTFH.
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    Compared with F1 invoices, lawyers invoices are...

    Compared with F1 invoices, lawyers invoices are pathetic. :smokin

    Started getting some work in exploring socially distanced hospitality for future seasons.

    This is good news as the NHS...
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    It is not. It is what corporate overlords tell...

    It is not. It is what corporate overlords tell the proletariat so that they are blissfully unaware of pay inequality.
  38. Off to start my new life on Venus.

    Scientists find gas linked to life in atmosphere of Venus | Science | The Guardian
  39. Poll: That depends on the client.

    That depends on the client.
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    AND use virtual cards.

    AND use virtual cards.
  41. Whatever next? One called Sambo?

    Whatever next? One called Sambo?
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    You have to remember Greg that most of us are...

    You have to remember Greg that most of us are tulip & contracting gave us the opportunity to remain one step ahead by moving when close to getting made as incompetent by client co. Permidom will be...
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    Poll: Exactly as I pointed out. A cuck.

    Exactly as I pointed out. A cuck.
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    Could be worse. One woman's 21-year odyssey to...

    Could be worse.

    One woman's 21-year odyssey to visit every Wetherspoon's - BBC News
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    Poll: Who told you that? Your wife's boyfriend?

    Who told you that? Your wife's boyfriend?
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    tulip! I only fit 2 of the criteria.

    tulip!

    I only fit 2 of the criteria.
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    ******* hell. This dialogue is so unhinged I am...

    ******* hell. This dialogue is so unhinged I am going to have to ask Scooter to draw a graph.
  48. Contract in Swindon: Should I take it?

    Nah, just ******* with you.

    HOWEVER, like miners in the 70's we should bump the arms that we sneeze into.

    Contractors -UNITE. :devil
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    Poll: What do you identify as?

    Try and be honest this time.
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    Scoots, you live in the wealthiest part of...

    Scoots, you live in the wealthiest part of Germany.

    Go and try your luck in Gelsenkirchen and report back.
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