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    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the...

    If they were going to shoot the poor animal, the least they could have done was use it to make a nice pate. Tastes a bit like Osprey so I've heard.
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    But you could have if you'd been a ltd director...

    But you could have if you'd been a ltd director with a PAYE salary and been furloughed. You'd have got 80% of your salary, but you were busy selling overpriced chalk and pokemon cards :tongue
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    If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it...

    If a bird from Yorkshire asks you to do that, it means something completely different.
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    You are failing to take into consideration that...

    You are failing to take into consideration that Whinestrone is an arsehole. If he was taking a dangerously ill loved one to hospital, he'd probably stop for a drink on the way.

    Expect to see some...
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    Looks like the wurst is yet to come....

    Looks like the wurst is yet to come....
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    That's what washing 6 coats of fake tan off will...

    That's what washing 6 coats of fake tan off will do. Maybe he was just his normal colour.
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    Won't fuc**ng matter though, will it, seeing as...

    Won't fuc**ng matter though, will it, seeing as he's never had Covid 19.
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    The Donald - He is risen !!

    The Donald - He is risen !!
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    I agree, kinda, but I also appreciate that I'm...

    I agree, kinda, but I also appreciate that I'm also looking at it through the 'wrong eyes'. I remember the Pistols bursting onto the scene and a lot of people being amazed by it and caught up in it....
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    I was actually just thinking about the very same...

    I was actually just thinking about the very same thing this morning. My musical tastes were generally 'formed' in the very late 60's and 70's. I thought electronic stuff of the late 70's early 80's...
  11. The original and the best.....thepiratebay.org ...

    The original and the best.....thepiratebay.org

    VPN in from a country where it's still legal....like Switzerland

    For VPN......free...Windscribe (10GB per month) paid.....Surfshark
  12. Good luck. 25 years too late, but good luck...

    Good luck. 25 years too late, but good luck anyway.
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    :laugh

    :laugh
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    I found the same when getting checked for a...

    I found the same when getting checked for a banking gig. They contacted me to say I had an undisclosed address in the last five years, which I didn't. On further investigation, someone had taken out...
  15. Making lists of tulip that needs done and adding...

    Making lists of tulip that needs done and adding lists of names of people who do that tulip.

    Beyond that, they're about as much use as a slinky. Basically useless but it can sometimes be fun to push...
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    Think you'll find that in the new tory world,...

    Think you'll find that in the new tory world, judicial scrutiny, parliamentary scrutiny and press scrutiny will all be legislated into history.
  17. It wurth it to taik are cuntry back

    It wurth it to taik are cuntry back
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    Was going to say the same. I'm sure there's at...

    Was going to say the same. I'm sure there's at least one in my attic....Time to take out some broadband....
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    I just checked and someone has ripped out several...

    I just checked and someone has ripped out several of the front and back pages of my dictionary.

    It just goes from bad to worse.
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    Led Zeppelin most certainly did not......

    Led Zeppelin most certainly did not......
  21. Thread: Meat

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    Don't know where you get your figures from, but...

    Don't know where you get your figures from, but there are over 4000 under ten metre vessels registered in the UK and, if I remember correctly , just under 2000 over ten metre boats, so just about...
  22. Thread: Meat

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    What you probably don't know about though is the...

    What you probably don't know about though is the 1000's of small operators that export high value stuff exclusively to the EU. If they lose that market, they are bolloxed.

    These 17 companies do...
  23. Thread: Meat

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    Except we wont. Brexit will end the UK fishing...

    Except we wont. Brexit will end the UK fishing industry if there isn't completely tariff and NTB free access to EU markets for UK fishermen. They, like farmers, can't see past the end of their own...
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    No they don't.......

    No they don't.......
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    That's not an argument. That's contradiction.

    That's not an argument. That's contradiction.
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    Boris will announce a potential trade deal...

    Boris will announce a potential trade deal shortly....
  27. Anyone who doesn't agree with Boris hates the UK...

    Anyone who doesn't agree with Boris hates the UK and should f**k off to North Korea. That's their usual argument.
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    Glad I'm not included there. I'm not bald.....

    Glad I'm not included there. I'm not bald.....
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    These days, you have to be more inclusive. Can...

    These days, you have to be more inclusive. Can someone not be both ?? :wink
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    he's an agent. I thought he'd already know that...

    he's an agent. I thought he'd already know that :wink
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    No training needed. It's a piece of piss. Make a...

    No training needed. It's a piece of piss. Make a list of tulip that needs done, tell the c**ts that need to do it, what they have to do and when, make a colour coded chart of all the tulip and all the...
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    So good they posted it twice......

    So good they posted it twice......
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    Don't be daft. We'll be free to trade with the...

    Don't be daft. We'll be free to trade with the whole world !! What about that isn't to our advantage ? The tea mines will be re-opening.....jobs for everyone. The old closed down factories will be...
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    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.

    His jokes are too funny for the BBC.
  35. Although I'm old and fat as f**k, I walk naked...

    Although I'm old and fat as f**k,
    I walk naked down the street.
    You cannot see my pee pee,
    I cannot see my feet.

    MF 2020.
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    Bloody hell. You Yorkshire folk put t'brass in...

    Bloody hell. You Yorkshire folk put t'brass in t'sipp ?

    I thought it all went under t'bed or in t'tea caddy :smile
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    The kid in the front....the flowery top.....that...

    The kid in the front....the flowery top.....that was my mum's hallway wallpaper....
  38. F.O.W.

    F.O.W.
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    Not sure that's true....

    Not sure that's true....
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    If you never owned a brown Austin Allegro with...

    If you never owned a brown Austin Allegro with Brown Vinyl Roof and beige velour interior, you've never lived !!!
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    And as soon as it becomes useful and usable,...

    And as soon as it becomes useful and usable, we'll flog it off for quick cash (for a 1000th of what it's worth)to another country's government...
  42. Of course they don't commit suicide. It's the 5G...

    Of course they don't commit suicide. It's the 5G masts, tracking chips from the vaccines they've had and windmills wot kill 'em all and the UK media just tell you it's mass suicide.
  43. At last, some understanding of the tory way has...

    At last, some understanding of the tory way has been shown.

    If you have two BTLs that you struggled and worked hard to get, you're f*ked. If you have a large national company, registered in...
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    Looking back into it, so was mine, so the...

    Looking back into it, so was mine, so the starting salary is immaterial :tongue

    15/80 of my final salary plus 3 x annual pension as a lump sum (index linked from when I left). I've already had...
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    Is it the new 'Anal Destruction' movie ? Anal...

    Is it the new 'Anal Destruction' movie ? Anal Destruction 6 ?

    I'll need to watch the first five before it comes out, or I won't understand the storyline.....
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    I've got a similar sized one to that from my time...

    I've got a similar sized one to that from my time in the Civil Service. Took longer to build it up to that though, as the starting salary for an ASO in 1979 was like £1995. I took VR in '94 as an HSO...
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    Says a guy who probably spent most of his...

    Says a guy who probably spent most of his holidays pointing at pictures of egg and chips on a menu.
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    Great, you could go to Gelatoburger for a dose of...

    Great, you could go to Gelatoburger for a dose of Covid-19 soup.......
  49. Thread: Amazon

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    Where do you think it might be ?

    Where do you think it might be ?
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    She asked me to pass on a message.... Does...

    She asked me to pass on a message....

    Does anyone want any ciggies bringing back ??
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