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    IMPLIES.... You might infer something from it but...

    IMPLIES.... You might infer something from it but it would imply!

    Notwithstanding the the meaning of the contract/clause should be explicit.
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    :wave: :wave: :wave: Well I've not seen...

    :wave: :wave: :wave:

    Well I've not seen Wodewick for a while.....
    or...... well me ;-)
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    I thought we were discussing pools, as in for...

    I thought we were discussing pools, as in for swimming?

    My butler's assistant has a bigger bath than that!
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    No No No... Previous accusations include: a)...

    No No No... Previous accusations include:
    a) Twunt
    b) Tedious Twunt
    c) Winker
    d) Cockwomble

    Although agents may also face similar accusations - that's not equating you o an agent

    hth
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    Only somebody that GAS would know that though.

    Only somebody that GAS would know that though.
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    High profile! Really? I am not sure any of...

    High profile! Really?

    I am not sure any of them would "spring" to mind in any context let alone Golf.
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    Is it even a problem? I suppose you could argue...

    Is it even a problem?
    I suppose you could argue it was a minor irritation - I mean the disposal of worthless old tat rather than the OP although............
  8. Thread: BOOMED

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    FTFY Oh and :yay: & a :banana: for PC

    FTFY

    Oh and :yay: & a :banana: for PC
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    You are correct. That is not the reason, nor does...

    You are correct. That is not the reason, nor does it have to be.
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    MF can't even get a chubby.....

    MF can't even get a chubby.....
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    If a question about burning ropes does come up in...

    If a question about burning ropes does come up in an interview, I'll walk out now!
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    I haven't heard from that tedious sockie...

    I haven't heard from that tedious sockie Pip-in-a-Poke for ages!.

    We can only dream..............
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    Some daffodil just used the N-word!!

    Some daffodil just used the N-word!!
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    Does anyone still use Word Perfect? Those were...

    Does anyone still use Word Perfect? Those were the days!
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    And the No Tulip Sherlock award goes...

    And the No Tulip Sherlock award goes to........................
  16. Thread: More

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    :-) I was merely questioning your...

    :-)



    I was merely questioning your adamant statement that PC was doomed, absolutely, unconditionally and without question because "D&C is proven at any level".........

    But Hey you seem to...
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    As a defence - do you not have to "prove" (any)...

    As a defence - do you not have to "prove" (any) one of the "three pillars" rather than Hector having to "dis-prove" just one of them?
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    WTF!! This makes me sad. RIP Joost

    WTF!! This makes me sad.

    RIP Joost
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    Has anyone seen Gricer or anyone from his stable...

    Has anyone seen Gricer or anyone from his stable recently?
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    Tercel

    Tercel
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    Hurricane

    Hurricane
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    Personally I wouldn't include the egg in the...

    Personally I wouldn't include the egg in the baguette or sandwich but, if doing a proper breakfast, I would dunk my bacon or sausage baguette or sandwich in a decent fried or poached egg.
    Plus as...
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    Ahhhhh but!! That opens up the debate of brown...

    Ahhhhh but!!

    That opens up the debate of brown or red,
    or brown with bacon and red with sausage,
    or vice versa.

    a debate that in my experience is as polarised and Brexit/Bremain.
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    I accept your "Bacon, Brie and redcurrant jelly"...

    I accept your "Bacon, Brie and redcurrant jelly" as a decent Baguette

    but offer you the following alternatives:
    "Grated Cheddar, Sliced Onion and Jalapeno"
    Proper strong Cheddar not weak...
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    Mmmmmm Not a high bar you set there - A town less...

    Mmmmmm Not a high bar you set there - A town less crap than Braintree, Clacton, Southend, Chelmsford or Basildon.... I think Saffron Walden just about qualifies.
  26. Hypocritical virtue signalling non-entities

    I am not sure if this is a parody thread or not.
  27. Have you ever read The Jungle Book? You are...

    Have you ever read The Jungle Book?

    You are the Bandar-Log.
  28. a) The ".... could you do it for £25p/d less..."...

    a) The ".... could you do it for £25p/d less..." at each phone call prior to interview
    b) The ".... could you do it for £25p/d less..." at each phone call post interview
    c) The ".... they would...
  29. I have undertaken a couple of roles for/via...

    I have undertaken a couple of roles for/via Indian Companies at "close to normal" rates.

    a) Wipro - Who tried very hard to trim the rate at every conceivable opportunity.
    Every single...
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    Michelin

    Michelin
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    Aay lad fair t'middling! An yersen?

    Aay lad fair t'middling! An yersen?
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    Well in 2011 he was! Even then "have you asked...

    Well in 2011 he was!

    Even then "have you asked your Accountant?" was a very tired cliche!
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    You are right - it is pathetic drivel. But...

    You are right - it is pathetic drivel.

    But Suity ashamed of it!!!
    C'Mon - Suity isn't ashamed to come on here telling us how he has fecked up every gig he has ever done - maybe he should be...
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    NOB25 - and all his multiple incarnations.

    NOB25 - and all his multiple incarnations.
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    FOAD This could be added to your glossary or...

    FOAD

    This could be added to your glossary or you could.
  36. Bravo!! Only you could dig out "Captain...

    Bravo!! Only you could dig out "Captain Metaphysics and the Ship of Theseus" rather than "Trigger's Broom"
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    Don't be daft. MrMarkMark & a) Flipper b)...

    Don't be daft.

    MrMarkMark &
    a) Flipper
    b) Fisting
    c) Fireman
    d) etc etc
  38. Thread: Noisy Kids

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    FLC is claiming he once had a semi.

    FLC is claiming he once had a semi.
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    I think you are barking up the wrong tree.

    I think you are barking up the wrong tree.
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    Angel

    Angel
  41. Thread: <edited>

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    Occasionally? As is 23000 odd times? :wink

    Occasionally? As is 23000 odd times? :wink
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    It's a great analogy and I can see many...

    It's a great analogy and I can see many similarities, the fetid stench, the dumb stupidity, thick skin, fugly, lumbering gait etc.

    All I am missing is how exactly a Water Buffalo normally crosses...
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    Ahhhhh Good old Scottie! Truly a gent. He was...

    Ahhhhh Good old Scottie!
    Truly a gent.
    He was fair and even handed, let you know where you stood and had quite a wit.
    Ferret? Wasn't there another really decent mod called Ferret?

    Oh how times...
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    Damning with your faint praise!

    Damning with your faint praise!
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    Errrr.... That would be an ice-cream cornet...

    Errrr....
    That would be an ice-cream cornet with a flake
    or a 99

    Shirley?
  46. Really? You can transfer all your skills and...

    Really? You can transfer all your skills and experience to some permies in a few months?

    If thats the case then your skills and experience "ain't all that".
  47. To be fair for most of the muppets being able to...

    To be fair for most of the muppets being able to tie your shoe laces yourself counts as genius.

    I understand SAS wears loafers.
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    "State of Independence" It has pretty...

    "State of Independence"

    It has pretty decipherable lyrics - so is possible to "learn".
    Every one knows what it "should" sound like (* see below)
    You will think you are getting it...
    ... but it...
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    Thick skinned, ugly as feck, smells like an open...

    Thick skinned, ugly as feck, smells like an open sewer, grunts like a stuck warthog and also unintelligent?
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    That is indubitable.

    That is indubitable.
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