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    Sticky: :wave: In with the hoi polloi. :wave: Off,...

    :wave: In with the hoi polloi. :wave:

    Off, shortly, to buy some M&S breaded haddock. :smokin
  2. By Deity he's got it! Global Nuclear Winter! ...

    By Deity he's got it!

    Global Nuclear Winter!

    You heard it here first!

    Discounts on supplies of Cobalt Thorium G for large purchases.

    YMMV.
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    It was a halloween party with other guests...

    It was a halloween party with other guests dressed as cops.

    What is inneresting is that the copy fired a magazine load through the glass door & hit the chap with 4 slugs out of 9, all of which...
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Fed the cat. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Fed the cat.

    Grey.

    High cloud.

    Sunless.
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    LAPD Officer'''s Gunfire Kills Actor at Party -...

    LAPD Officer'''s Gunfire Kills Actor at Party - Los Angeles Times
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    Stone me, I watched that programme. :sick ...

    Stone me, I watched that programme. :sick

    There are much better ways to depart.
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    Sticky: Bolt cutters. They come in useful for both...

    Bolt cutters.

    They come in useful for both cases. :smokin

    I wonder if I'll get a flu jab reminder.

    Being an :oldgit: an' all. :eyes

    In other news, after the walk and the gardening I'm so...
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    Sticky: Having sat down for an hour or so, I've now...

    Having sat down for an hour or so, I've now seized up.:oldgit::eek:
  9. Liked the calutron thing, gave up on time...

    Liked the calutron thing, gave up on time crystals.:smokin:oldgit:

    Very impressed that the magnets in the calutron run at 4.5MW, 600V and 7500A.

    Must be a bitch to turn those on & off.:eyes
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    Sticky: :smokin And here we are: duly returned at exactly...

    :smokin And here we are: duly returned at exactly noon.

    Went up to what used to be The Viewpoint, basically a couple of benches in a folly.

    Needless to say, in the last 20 years it's been...
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    Sticky: Bought, and brung home. :smokin Oddly it was...

    Bought, and brung home. :smokin

    Oddly it was sort of drizzling from a clear blue sky for a while there.

    And it was much colder walking home into the wind than it had been walking down, when it...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi. :smokin I'll be off...

    In with the hoi polloi.

    :smokin

    I'll be off shortly to buy some kitty litter.:eyes
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    Death. Well it worked for both my grandfathers.

    Death.

    Well it worked for both my grandfathers.
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    Hell, the chap who got shot through a door in...

    Hell, the chap who got shot through a door in Texas was Justifiable Homicide.

    Scot is shot dead when mistaken for prowler | The Independent

    Yeeeeeehaw!

    ...
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    I was so pleased with my Vodafone POS that I...

    I was so pleased with my Vodafone POS that I fixed it with a hammer.

    Most satisfying. :smokin
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    They were blowing holes all over the place in the...

    They were blowing holes all over the place in the first ep during the seismic mapping thing.

    Something like 1700 explosions.

    Though, sadly, not all at once. :eyes
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    Conflict of Nations - World War 3...

    Conflict of Nations - World War 3

    The Only Way To Win Is Not To Play.:smokin
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Dry. Grey. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Dry.

    Grey.

    Cold at 15 deg in here but there's no condensation on the windows so it wasn't as cold as the previous night.

    Pinkish tinge to the clouds so maybe...
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    Oak Island nutjobs on "Blaze". How to make a...

    Oak Island nutjobs on "Blaze".

    How to make a pit with money that you just keep on pouring into it.

    Must be in the millions of dollars by now.

    It's a bit like a boat except it's on land.
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    Sticky: Having watched the requisite 4 eps of BTVS S2,...

    Having watched the requisite 4 eps of BTVS S2, now watching the Oak Island nutjobs who've just found a rusty nail and a triangular chunk of lead on the beach.:eyes

    Now they're doing seismic...
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    Sticky: It's not sunny any more. :( Tea this evening...

    It's not sunny any more. :(

    Tea this evening was baked beans on Morrisons multiseed toast.

    I'm rather pissed off coz I prefer the pumpkin seed toast but Morrisons don't appear to be stocking it...
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    Sticky: Very sunny here.:glasses Just returned from a...

    Very sunny here.:glasses

    Just returned from a walk to Moss House Reservoir again, wearing my nice new* walking boots.

    Met Frank who is the last, apart from me, of the little group who used to...
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    FTFY. Anyone found the ditch yet?

    FTFY.

    Anyone found the ditch yet?
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave: ...

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Sunny.

    Dry.

    Much colder. 14.5 deg in here currently.

    CBS from what little I can see through the gap in the living room curtains.
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    Sticky: Lunch was that poached tomato and scrambled egg...

    Lunch was that poached tomato and scrambled egg thing.

    It was nice enough.

    Tea was spag with that bol I extracted unexpectedly from the freezer compartment of the fridge.

    It tasted ok with a...
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    Sticky: Just been for a constitutional up to the Moss...

    Just been for a constitutional up to the Moss House Reservoir & back.

    Used to do this daily at one time, back when the forestry was still there and the paths were walkable without gumboots.
    ...
  27. Indeed. The kid should have got A*

    Indeed. The kid should have got A*
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    Unfit for purpose. Demand a replacement. ...

    Unfit for purpose.

    Demand a replacement.




    Feeling nostalgic for CP/M are we? :eyes

    I'm looking after next door's cat for a week.
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    Sticky: :wave: in with the hoi polloi. It's a bit...

    :wave: in with the hoi polloi.

    It's a bit fresher in here today as one of the malodorous ones ain't here.

    Enough of this frivolity & fun, it's time to go shopping again.
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    Sticky: While you were peering out of the fourth floor...

    While you were peering out of the fourth floor window did you notice any little red laser dots on you?

    Coz there very probably were. :smokin

    As the son of one of my colleagues experienced in...
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    He got a brief mention on "Last Words" this...

    He got a brief mention on "Last Words" this afternoon.
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    Sticky: I've planted three to see if they germinate. ...

    I've planted three to see if they germinate.

    Lunch was beans on Morrisons multiseeded toast.

    Nice enough, with the statutory 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

    Tea, on the other hand, was...
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    Sticky: It stopped for a while then returned with renewed...

    It stopped for a while then returned with renewed vigour as I wandered aimlessly around Neath, sheltering momentarily in a charity emporium which proved to be devoid of preloved dvds of any interest...
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    Sticky: But not for long. The monsoon returned just as...

    But not for long.

    The monsoon returned just as I entered the library, followed 15 minutes later by a gigantic flash of lightning and another Crack of Doom(tm).

    In with the hoi polloi where box...
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    Sticky: Wet. Very very wet. Flash of lightning and the...

    Wet. Very very wet.

    Flash of lightning and the crack of doom just after 07:00.

    Rather amazed that the rivers of water aren't descending along the gutters in the road.

    Grey. Very grey.
    ...
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    Sticky: Oh this is jolly: Trapped in a lift on 5.

    Oh this is jolly: Trapped in a lift on 5.
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    Sticky: The rain, hail, murrain of beasts, and old women...

    The rain, hail, murrain of beasts, and old women & sticks has returned with a vengeance.

    I thought a day and a half of fine weather was too much to expect.:eyes



    I'm always pleased to find...
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    Haven't watched any of the three for yonks, Ms...

    Haven't watched any of the three for yonks, Ms Beanie or our Kev.

    Used to watch Dick Strawbridge & his rather odd Mrs for a while but got fed up with that too.
  39. There was a programme earlier in the year that...

    There was a programme earlier in the year that poked about in landfill of different ages: the bin bags were like new and some of the 50 year old newspapers were still readable.
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    Sticky: As predicted, followed by the last pear, which...

    As predicted, followed by the last pear, which was not in any as nice as either of the first two. :(

    Rounded off with 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie tea.

    The rain has proved intermittent, but...
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    Sticky: That was then, the old women and sticks has...

    That was then, the old women and sticks has returned along with the murrain of beasts.

    It held off long enough to do a bit of tidying up in the garden and once it started I lit a bonfire to get...
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    Sticky: Lovely and sunny here though the breeze is...

    Lovely and sunny here though the breeze is fierce.

    Lunch was the poached tomato and scrambled egg on Morrisons multiseed toast.

    It was very nice.

    Tea this evening will involve a serving of...
  43. It was all that butchering.

    It was all that butchering.
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    They can't find their unicorn. May's deal was...

    They can't find their unicorn.

    May's deal was described as a traffic cone on a donkey in something I read this morning. :rollin:
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    I might watch the one about the house built on...

    I might watch the one about the house built on the edge (yes, right on the edge) of a cliff that's cost £5M and looks unlikely to get finished coz the chap building it has run out of money.
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    Oh this gets betterer and betterer. The orange...

    Oh this gets betterer and betterer.

    The orange one needs a straitjacket, pronto.
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    Sticky: Damn it's fragrant in here with the hoi polloi...

    Damn it's fragrant in here with the hoi polloi this morning.
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    Oh Dear(tm). Kev's Grand Design has bitten the...

    Oh Dear(tm).

    Kev's Grand Design has bitten the proverbials:

    Grand Designs presenter Kevin McCloud'''s property business collapses into liquidation
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    Sticky: One out! All out! Wot about the Workers? ...

    One out! All out! Wot about the Workers?

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Currently dry.

    White clouds with blue bits in between.

    Sunless.
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    Sticky: Now watching Portillo talking to a load of Tories...

    Now watching Portillo talking to a load of Tories about how Call Me Dave and Osbourne fecked things up.

    There's a lot of people in this programme who I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
    ...
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