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    Can the UK not produce its own donkey porn?...

    Can the UK not produce its own donkey porn? :confused:

    Are all donkeys foreigners and hence to be deported after Brexit?
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    Sticky: I did enjoy the rugby this morning. I suppose...

    I did enjoy the rugby this morning. I suppose WTFH has not posted as he is too busy celebrating!
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    Sticky: Interesting(inneresting?) article on A470. ...

    Interesting(inneresting?) article on A470.

    Driving in Wales: Why the north-south road is so slow - BBC News

    I drove end to end recently. Awesome drive.

    Personally I would like the route kept...
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    Sticky: I just had to capture that post! Mind you, if...

    I just had to capture that post!

    Mind you, if it was me, I would have dribbled down her cleavage....
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    Heart

    Heart
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    I have been thinking about this thread the last...

    I have been thinking about this thread the last couple of days. I think it is very unfortunate that people who have given so much help get so heavily critized. I think Graham has do enormous amiounts...
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    So NLyUK

    So NLyUK
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    what "special relationship" is this? The US...

    what "special relationship" is this? The US treats the UK like dirt.

    I think the main purpose of the UK is to give the US the inside gossip on Europe.
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    That he thought of it(*)? * In fact the EU...

    That he thought of it(*)?

    * In fact the EU thought of it.....
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    Poll: And I thought this thread was about dieing in a...

    And I thought this thread was about dieing in a ditch....
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    Sticky: Century :yay:

    Century :yay:
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    Sticky: basic=brown taste the difference=red ...

    basic=brown
    taste the difference=red

    :ladybags:
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    By his wife? And what way does his wife think he...

    By his wife? And what way does his wife think he should vote?
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    TFA. No idea yet. I know its end of term so I...

    TFA. No idea yet. I know its end of term so I have to take the twins to London on Sunday. Still thinking about Saturday.

    I do hope tonight to see the Apprentice - not seen it yet. Though MrsBP...
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    Sticky: Sainsburys? :rolleyes: Is that mundane or...

    Sainsburys? :rolleyes:

    Is that mundane or exciting shopping?
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    BR14 please turn up! The chances of Zig buying a...

    BR14 please turn up! The chances of Zig buying a pint for anyone else are slim. Though higher than the Yorkshire crew getting a drink in.....
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    Which Ballet is this? Swan Lake? :tumble:

    Which Ballet is this? Swan Lake?

    :tumble:
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    Poll: That not very nice! Dig up the patio and put some...

    That not very nice! Dig up the patio and put some plants there - far better for the environment.....
  22. Lets hope he doesn't write the letter and he ends...

    Lets hope he doesn't write the letter and he ends up in jail!

    PS where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up ghis sleevies......
  23. Those are quite broad terms! Brexiters quite like...

    Those are quite broad terms! Brexiters quite like to talk about Victorian times as they were a golden age for the UK. Though not for the wider general public....

    Personally I don't like the world...
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    Mr Bercow then voted "no" in accordance with...

    Mr Bercow then voted "no" in accordance with precedent.

    What is the precedent here?
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    Extinction Rebellion protestors won’t be happy...

    Extinction Rebellion protestors won’t be happy until every single Londoner hates them

    Commuter Kevin Matthews told us, “I heard about the problems on the Tube this morning, so I drove to work in...
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    Sticky: So much like your sex life then?

    So much like your sex life then?
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    Sticky: Is that the HP sauce campus?

    Is that the HP sauce campus?
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    Sticky: Sit on their lap. This does not work well if the...

    Sit on their lap. This does not work well if the person is a lady and you are Paul Gascoigne....
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    Sticky: When its under your paving slabs they do....

    When its under your paving slabs they do....
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    I will bring the special bottle of HP just for...

    I will bring the special bottle of HP just for you. But it was last used at THAT mod Christmas party - be warned.....
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    So is BR14 if there is brown sauce....

    So is BR14 if there is brown sauce....
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    Weekend Thread

    What are you up to? Anything nice?
  34. I am sure they would get worse. All this "we are...

    I am sure they would get worse. All this "we are in it together" is nonsense. I thought BoJo saying "lets come together" sounded more like it. At least its like his sex life.

    Your thoughts?
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    Poll: Any chance of the better half making a guest...

    Any chance of the better half making a guest visit to CUK? https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/members/cailin-dana.html wasn't it?
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    Poll: Draw. Winner to be decided by BoJo and Korbyn in...

    Draw. Winner to be decided by BoJo and Korbyn in a game of wiff waff.
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    On a personal level, yes. Regarding them voting...

    On a personal level, yes. Regarding them voting against, no.

    Its going to be a tight vote. Some people are suggesting a draw. Will it then be settled by rock, paper, scissors? Or maybe a...
  38. I don't think BoJo is a Brexiter. He just goes...

    I don't think BoJo is a Brexiter. He just goes for whatever opinion gets him the most votes.

    Listening to Nigel Farage show last night(one should have ones views challenged) he said he did not...
  39. Personally I hope this is the start of a united...

    Personally I hope this is the start of a united Ireland.

    Oh and I love that the deal is basically what the EU proposed 18 months ago! More proof that Westminster is not fit to govern the UK.
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    And they would prefer a return to pre-decimal...

    And they would prefer a return to pre-decimal currency.

    Though I think the Chinese argument is partially valid - the Chinese will need to take part too.
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    Sticky: I thought of WTFH as I lay sprawled on the floor...

    I thought of WTFH as I lay sprawled on the floor after being shot while cycling.....
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    I vote AndyW! :tumble:

    I vote AndyW!

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    Indeed. If(when?) the deal is rejected by...

    Indeed. If(when?) the deal is rejected by parliament on Saturday, expect an extension to be offered upon receipt of the BoJo letter.

    Its a smart move of JUncker to help BoJo. Very smart.
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    Plastic bags - are they that bad?

    How plastic bags were supposed to help save the planet - BBC News

    "To be as environmentally friendly as a single plastic bag that is being recycled, a paper bag needs to be used at least 3 times...
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    Sticky: Amusingly CUK may be dragged into certain...

    Amusingly CUK may be dragged into certain libelous comments made by certain posters about certain other posters. I virtually begged admin to talk about this. And I am trying hard to convince the...
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    Sticky: :wave: Currently I am very heavily involved in...

    :wave:

    Currently I am very heavily involved in the loan charge justice thingy(see scheme enquiries forum).

    I think 7 suicides is enough.....
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    So if any members of the ERG(or any other Tories)...

    So if any members of the ERG(or any other Tories) do not vote for Boris's deal, will they be thrown out of the Tory party?
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    Poll: Of course it was your fault! You are married....

    Of course it was your fault! You are married....
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    Mrs bp asked why they don't just leave protesters...

    Mrs bp asked why they don't just leave protesters where they are when they superglue themselves to buildings.

    That was after she asked why I have not finished the washing up yet....
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    Jesus was a fairy? Hopefully this will make the...

    Jesus was a fairy? Hopefully this will make the church drop its anti-gay stance.

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