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    Urban Dictionary: woke...

    Urban Dictionary: woke

    :ohwell
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    Urban Dictionary: woke...

    Urban Dictionary: woke

    :ohwell
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    Woke playing cards

    Gender-neutral playing cards replace king, queen and jack with gold, silver and bronze | Daily Mail Online



    Gender-neutral playing cards replace king, queen and jack with gold, silver and...
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    What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping...

    What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
    A receding hare-line.
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    Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?...

    Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
    Because you should never drink and derive.
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    What kind of exercise do lazy people do?...

    What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
    Diddly-squats.
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    A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m...

    A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
    The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
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    How does Moses make tea? He brews.

    How does Moses make tea?
    He brews.
  9. Thread: Record Breaking

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    That and the Vodka! With Mr "Official Doom"...

    That and the Vodka!

    With Mr "Official Doom" squirrel worrying is part of it.
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    Sticky: Ardennes Pate, lettuce & tomato on seeded...

    Ardennes Pate, lettuce & tomato on seeded wholemeal.
  11. The point is fair, well managed capitalism is the...

    The point is fair, well managed capitalism is the way out of poverty for many but the top 1% do seem to upset those who cant reach that tier.

    Interestingly (I hadn't really thought about this...
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    Every religion has its own God; some have many...

    Every religion has its own God; some have many gods, but there is only one Devil.


    He's a soul trader.
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    Sticky: Why are you renowned for poisoning your...

    Why are you renowned for poisoning your Beaus?:igmc:
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    Girl

    Girl
  15. My experience of HK Airport 20 years ago was that...

    My experience of HK Airport 20 years ago was that it was spotless and very organised compared to most international airports, the staff were polite and spoke reasonable English. Smoking was forbidden...
  16. There is currently no real issue with integration...

    There is currently no real issue with integration but if an unfiltered large number turn up in a short period ghettos tend to form and their different behaviour may cause issues. This tends to be...
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    ring

    ring
  18. Thread: Worn garments

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    As imortalised by Kevin Bloody Wilson NSFW! ...

    As imortalised by Kevin Bloody Wilson NSFW!

    Genius


    Cut to the last verse!
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    Do the job properly man! Everything is always...

    Do the job properly man! Everything is always better with Bacon.

    Pigs In Blankets Toad In The Hole | Dinner Recipes | GoodtoKnow
    ...
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    Where are average things manufactured? ...

    Where are average things manufactured?




    The satisfactory.
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    Why did the chicken go to the séance? To...

    Why did the chicken go to the séance?



    To get to the other side.
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    A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a...

    A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and …........ cola.”






    “Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.
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    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t!...

    A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”



    “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”
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    Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. ...

    Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.



    “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
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    Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” ...

    Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”



    Because every play has a cast.
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    Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid...

    Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?



    He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
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    For NAT

    What’s the best thing about Switzerland?



    I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
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    Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have...

    Breaking News: 10 in 5 schizophrenics now have Covid 19
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    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh ...

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

    couldn't have happened to a bigger D***head.
  30. Hey Brillo get all your ex wives in one place - room for expansion too

    Historic Welsh village of 16 houses that could be yours for GBP1m is finally set to sold | Daily Mail Online



    or maybe turn it into a squirrel sanctuary?
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    Sticky: The loos were open ? seriously good...

    The loos were open ?






    seriously good to hear!
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    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/18/20/3816648...

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    text your ex

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/18/21/38170166-9160811-image-a-2_1611007220820.jpg
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    text your ex

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/01/18/22/38170352-9160811-image-a-4_1611007438460.jpg
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    about right

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    Bring your kids to work day.

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    Deaths attributed to Covid are average age 82...

    Deaths attributed to Covid are average age 82 with underlying health conditions. The media: All life is precious. We need lockdown.


    23 people die after receiving the vaccine. The media: They...
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    Just delivered a birthday cake to Speke in...

    Just delivered a birthday cake to Speke in Merseyside saying "Happy 30th Nanna"
  40. So based on their figures on the EU accession...

    So based on their figures on the EU accession countries lets call it 30 million.

    Our beloved government as usual will not build any more houses, fail to filter out the criminals and drive...
  41. Thread: Worn garments

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    I suspect that would be a very 'specialist'...

    I suspect that would be a very 'specialist' market.
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    (go forth and) multiply

    (go forth and) multiply
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  44. We don't tend to use tanks to Police...

    We don't tend to use tanks to Police demonstrations?
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    for MF

    I see that trampoline transport prices are going up by 50% due to Brexit.


    Let's hope they bounce back after the spring.
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    chat up line of the week

    Hey babe, let's make like sheep and let me ram ewe.
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    (Take it) away

    (Take it) away
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    Bullet

    Bullet
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    Moolah

    Moolah
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