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    What about pushing the fat guy off the bridge...

    What about pushing the fat guy off the bridge then claiming he selflessly jumped?

    That way he dies a hero, the five other people survive, and you don't get done for murder?

    Win-win-win!!
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    The facts came out on December 12th. The most...

    The facts came out on December 12th. The most glaring of them being that the electorate at large were acutely aware that their wish to LEAVE the EU had been getting thwarted every step of the way by...
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    Well that is certainly one way of looking at it....

    Well that is certainly one way of looking at it. Entirely speculative of course, but if it fits your cranky narrative knock yourself out. :laugh




    If only we could have a People's...
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    Reliable statistics and figures from a trusted...

    Reliable statistics and figures from a trusted source might do, but the random vapid outpourings of your zany imagination are, like so many of your "contributions", entirely worthless.

    HTH BIDI
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    It's a complete travesty of course as within the...

    It's a complete travesty of course as within the innumerable collection of pompous London-centric self-righteous social media bubbles, the urge to Remain continues to grumble along at fever pitch....
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    We've been fighting our own wars for centuries...

    We've been fighting our own wars for centuries and have a better record than anyone else.

    Nothing to see here.......

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
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    Has anyone reset the flouncemeter so that we can...

    Has anyone reset the flouncemeter so that we can record his next u-turn?

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  8. ftfy There was nothing "intricate" about...

    ftfy



    There was nothing "intricate" about Indian Mobile Telephony, the rollout of networks there simply mirrored that of countless network rollouts elsewhere in the world, with perhaps a little...
  9. And you would know all of this due to your...

    And you would know all of this due to your extensive military and diplomatic experience.

    Do tell us more Monsieur Mitty.......

    :laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh
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    That'd be the people that voted 55 to 45 to stay...

    That'd be the people that voted 55 to 45 to stay as part of the UK in the "Once in a Generation" Referendum 6 years ago eh?

    :eyes:eyes

    Would Brussels even allow an independent Scotland to join...
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    Not forgetting Whorty's cameo appearance as Soggy...

    Not forgetting Whorty's cameo appearance as Soggy Boggart and OG's Aunt Sally. His magnum opus.

    :laugh:laugh
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    I get loads of them every year. Congrats on your...

    I get loads of them every year. Congrats on your inaugural one.......you must be buzzing.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Sleepless in Seattle. Meg...

    Sleepless in Seattle.

    Meg Ryan.....phwooaarrr!!

    :wink
  14. The retarded underclass that is happy to host YOU...

    The retarded underclass that is happy to host YOU amongst its ranks is never referred to as an "elite".

    Putting it in plainer terms, if all of your "elite" were to take up residence within the...
  15. Undoubtedly, if historical precedent is worth a...

    Undoubtedly, if historical precedent is worth a damn!!

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  16. Dianne Abbot's Diary? :tongue

    Dianne Abbot's Diary?

    :tongue
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    With a huge spike of irrelevance injected at...

    With a huge spike of irrelevance injected at 20:44.

    :laugh
  18. Is that how you served then? It would certainly...

    Is that how you served then? It would certainly fit in with your "talents".

    :laugh
  19. Yes....let's "Get it Done!" :wink

    Yes....let's "Get it Done!"

    :wink
  20. Most things surprise you. HTH :laugh:laugh

    Most things surprise you.

    HTH

    :laugh:laugh
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    Poll: Dear oh dear. You really are stranger than...

    Dear oh dear. You really are stranger than strange.

    You don't have a problem with banging on about your "career" slaughtering defenceless animals though.

    What a curiously abnormal creature you...
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    Do point us in the direction of where Jezza...

    Do point us in the direction of where Jezza suggested that.

    :eyes:eyes:eyes
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    Poll: ftfy :laugh:laugh

    ftfy

    :laugh:laugh
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    I wouldn't know, I am Scottish. :smokin

    I wouldn't know, I am Scottish.

    :smokin
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    Ta Ta Walt................ :wink:wink

    Ta Ta Walt................

    :wink:wink
  26. Cheerio then. Don't let the door hit your arse on...

    Cheerio then. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out.....................Shandypants!!

    :wink:wink
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    Jeezus you've really swallowed Nicola's bullsh*t...

    Jeezus you've really swallowed Nicola's bullsh*t haven't you?

    5 years may have passed but the options for Scotland have regressed.

    The bottom line is that you don't fulfill many of the...
  28. You'll need to back that up with a scientific...

    You'll need to back that up with a scientific consensus I'm afraid.

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes
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    Those few thousand must have a lot of mates being...

    Those few thousand must have a lot of mates being as how they coerced 55% of the resident voting population of Scotland to vote to stay part of the UK in 2014.

    :wink:wink
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    Where did I say I doubted that "it" existed? ...

    Where did I say I doubted that "it" existed?

    What I "doubted" was your ability to properly comprehend what it actually meant without jumping to ridiculous conspiracy-like conclusions that simply...
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    Not to worry. And as far as the guidelines...

    Not to worry.

    And as far as the guidelines laid out on page 48 go I see nothing to unduly trouble me.

    Mind you, I can see that a paranoid worry-guts like you might be prone to a hysterical...
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    Do point us all to the bits where they propose...

    Do point us all to the bits where they propose setting up the Nazi state you seem so keen to wet your pants over.

    :eyes:eyes
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    Yeah, because all of that has been turned on its...

    Yeah, because all of that has been turned on its head after over 9 years of Tory rule.

    :eyes:eyes
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    There there diddums....I am sure you have a great...

    There there diddums....I am sure you have a great handle on matters...............living in Bavaria and all...................:eyes:eyes:eyes
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    ftfy Do please elaborate on the trauma that a...

    ftfy

    Do please elaborate on the trauma that a one-dimensional sociopath like you has to face up to on a daily basis though.

    We really share your pain....here hang on....I'll drum up a few...
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    Au contraire. As my father was born in Dublin I...

    Au contraire. As my father was born in Dublin I could quite easily apply for dual nationality.

    The difference is that I feel no need to do so because, unlike slimy weasels like you, I still have...
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    Who gave Gina Miller OG's login details? :laugh

    Who gave Gina Miller OG's login details?

    :laugh
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    A majority of 80 is a thumping endorsement...

    A majority of 80 is a thumping endorsement however you want to dress it up.

    But I guess facing up to reality has never been something you've become accustomed to.

    :laugh:laugh:laugh
  39. Surely not. You've already fessed up to being a...

    Surely not. You've already fessed up to being a Labour voter. Thought that came with the badge?

    :laugh
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    Sums up your standard MO perfectly. I see that...

    Sums up your standard MO perfectly.

    I see that you are still trying to put a brave face on things by pretending that this latest thumping endorsement of "Leave" is actually what you wanted.
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  41. Thread: "Fact Check"

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    Thank you. Wasn't too hard was it? ...

    Thank you. Wasn't too hard was it?

    :wink:wink:smokin
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    I was implementation manager. Managing the...

    I was implementation manager. Managing the implementation was kind of a given.
    And I claimed to have been there the very year that the network went live. Who'd have thunk it? :laugh:laugh


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    Well as I stated that I was in India for most of...

    Well as I stated that I was in India for most of 1995, we can only assume that you either can't read, or don't even know how to use Google properly. Either option seems feasible in your case as you...
  44. Thread: "Fact Check"

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    You disputed the year of launch. I was merely...

    You disputed the year of launch. I was merely pointing out that in that instance, as with so many others, you were factually wrong.

    HTH BIDI

    :eyes:eyes
  45. Thread: I've voted

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    QED

    QED
  46. Thread: "Fact Check"

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    1995: Cell phones arrive - Cover Story News -...

    1995: Cell phones arrive - Cover Story News - Issue Date: Dec 26, 2005
  47. Thread: "Fact Check"

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    :tumble::tumble::tumble:

    :tumble::tumble::tumble:
  48. Thread: "Fact Check"

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    Well you never seem to stop banging on about...

    Well you never seem to stop banging on about it......nothing but a glorified travel agent. Oooohhh look at me with my big fat stungun in case any of those nasty antelopes gets a bit larey!!...
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    Some of your wittier stuff. Keep it up. ...

    Some of your wittier stuff. Keep it up.

    :laugh:laugh
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    Excepting those occasions that someone points out...

    Excepting those occasions that someone points out that your only "claim to fame" is that you allegedly once had a job stunning meerkats.
    Oh yes, and that you once bravely intimidated some spotty...
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