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    Sticky: The Wife’s (tm) father would have been 91 today....

    The Wife’s (tm) father would have been 91 today. I never met him, but his kids turned out alright. So we raised a glass to him.
    She then pointed out that a former client of hers (they left because...
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    :wave:
  3. It's all about the company you keep.

    It's all about the company you keep.
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    Wow, I hope you are not a software developer...

    Wow, I hope you are not a software developer because you seem to be unable to grasp the concept of the word 'AND'.
    Do I have to spell this out for you?



    If it was "Owned or registered", then...
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    It's funny how you don't know the difference...

    It's funny how you don't know the difference between company and personal.

    It's people like you that have caused the IR35 problems. Want the benefits of a business while refusing to act like one.
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    Sticky: Do we need to take out Milleni-ommmm insurance?

    Do we need to take out Milleni-ommmm insurance?
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    Wow, you bolded the wrong words.Your vehicle is...

    Wow, you bolded the wrong words.Your vehicle is not "subject of a private or personal leasing contract". You keep telling us it's a business lease.

    Your insurance is invalid.
    You are effectively...
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    I'm with eek. :wave:

    I'm with eek. :wave:
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    Because a genuine company car would have the...

    Because a genuine company car would have the owner as the company - at the company's address, but the registered keeper would be the company employee who keeps it at their home, not at the company's...
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    Your company is the registered keeper. As such it...

    Your company is the registered keeper. As such it is seen as the owner, from the point of view of the insurance.
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    Yes, in terms of the 40% rule, you've got nothing...

    Yes, in terms of the 40% rule, you've got nothing to worry about for now.
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    Except the car is owned by your employer....

    Except the car is owned by your employer. Therefore you should have Employer's Business use
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    Who is your insurer, and were you honest on the...

    Who is your insurer, and were you honest on the form as to who was the registered owner of the vehicle?
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    Obviously outsourcing it.

    Obviously outsourcing it.
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    To drive to a business meeting that is not at...

    To drive to a business meeting that is not at your regular place of work, or to drive from one business location to another during business hours REQUIRES business insurance, otherwise your insurance...
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    Compared to your beloved Priti, who couldn't even...

    Compared to your beloved Priti, who couldn't even read it off her script.
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    It might depend on when they started only...

    It might depend on when they started only travelling 2 days a week to site.
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    Let's get this right, you got the car through...

    Let's get this right, you got the car through your company, but you're not going to use it for company activities.

    No, you can't claim PERSONAL insurance through your business, it's not a BIK,...
  19. Case closed.

    Case closed.
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    Excellent prank. I suspect either the current guy...

    Excellent prank. I suspect either the current guy doing the work created it, or someone in the last few years put it there.

    Edit: DS beat me to it.
  21. Question for you: When you read your contract...

    Question for you: When you read your contract with your umbrella company, what location does it specify for your work?
    (I'm not saying you can't claim back monies based on WFH, just that it might...
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    It's not always about getting people to change...

    It's not always about getting people to change their vote, but maybe to question whether they bother to vote.
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    "Heathrow" and "useful paperwork"...

    "Heathrow" and "useful paperwork" (certificates/hotel receipts) really don't go together.
  24. Yes, the Halifax app will do it, and you can...

    Yes, the Halifax app will do it, and you can configure Halifax to do text messages as well. I turned them off (apart from when setting up new payees) as the days around the end/start of a month just...
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    Or tests - how many did we have in April? ...

    Or tests - how many did we have in April?
    "Three hundred thousand and thirty four, nine hundred and seventy four thousand tests carried out across the UK"

    ...
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    Sticky: Morning all :wave:

    Morning all :wave:
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    Sticky: TFBSZ :wave:

    TFBSZ :wave:
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    Ah, the famous laptop. Last time round it was...

    Ah, the famous laptop.

    Last time round it was Hillary’s server.
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    Do you need a mod to change the thread title to:...

    Do you need a mod to change the thread title to:

    DOOM: Boris Johnson still PM
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    That’s an unanswerable question. Job, quality of...

    That’s an unanswerable question.
    Job, quality of life, cost of living.

    An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman...
  31. 1. Settle the director’s loan. 2. Close the...

    1. Settle the director’s loan.
    2. Close the company, paying any taxes/charges/fees due.
    3. Receive the remaining funds from the company
    4. Repay any money you had to borrow to settle the loan.
    5....
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    Worth noting that the Heathrow test is not...

    Worth noting that the Heathrow test is not considered valid for Italy as you don’t get a certificate.

    i.e. The Heathrow test is pointless.
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    As long as you’re not a resident in breach of...

    As long as you’re not a resident in breach of your UK Vodaphone contract.
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    Sticky: Yes I did. Glad to see how quickly you...

    Yes I did.

    Glad to see how quickly you answered.

    That's the kind of respect and politeness we like to see on here.
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    Sticky: Anyway, enough drivel from me, back to work!

    Anyway, enough drivel from me, back to work!
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    Sticky: eek!

    eek!
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    Sticky: 14C out

    14C out
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    Sticky: Baked potato for lunch ...with left over...

    Baked potato for lunch


    ...with left over ratatouille from Sunday
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    Does your contract stipulate if you'll get paid,...

    Does your contract stipulate if you'll get paid, if you walk with 0 days notice?
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    Sticky: How much did you give her?

    How much did you give her?
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    Trapper

    Trapper
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    Sticky: You know the way to a mod's heart.

    You know the way to a mod's heart.
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    Sticky: Anim. AKA: PSCont, Garnet, etc. ...

    Anim.


    AKA: PSCont, Garnet, etc.

    Permabanned
  44. OK, how about you rent a room (office) from your...

    OK, how about you rent a room (office) from your sister in Edinburgh, then pay her rental. Make your granny the company secretary, and then troll the forum.

    Bye Bye PSCONT/GARNET/Etc.
  45. So, we're back to the office you are renting....

    So, we're back to the office you are renting.
    You've not provided any information about the type of office, the rental agreement, or anything like that.
    Neither have you defined how long you are...
  46. Not to mention the spelling mistakes. Were...

    Not to mention the spelling mistakes.



    Were you talking about the errors on the company details?
    Website:
    34square Limited, company number 12495418 with a registered address of Wingfield...
  47. Based on how you chose to answer the questions,...

    Based on how you chose to answer the questions, which may well not be honest and may well not be how your employer (sorry, "client") would answer.
  48. The argument is based around "what is the...

    The argument is based around "what is the difference between what you do and what a permie does?"

    When the permies were expected to go into the office every day, but contractors negotiated to work...
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    Sticky: Am I allowed to comment at the pleasing page...

    Am I allowed to comment at the pleasing page number?
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    Seems to be picking up out there. 4 roles...

    Seems to be picking up out there.

    4 roles offered to me in the last 24 hours.
    2x via a contractor I've worked with before
    1x via agent I've worked with before
    1x via agency I've never worked...
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