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    Got to say. I am a pretty happy autist. Lots of...

    Got to say. I am a pretty happy autist. Lots of tendies over the past few days.
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    I have no issue with this. They better do it...

    I have no issue with this. They better do it properly though, as in reaching my prostate with the swab & twist it MUCH more that 10 times.
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    It's crass.

    It's crass.
  4. That's the fee you get charged overseas with Amex...

    That's the fee you get charged overseas with Amex as well as their horrific FX rates.

    Anyway - Amex Platinum - Paying £575 for lounge access, travel insurance and a couple of upgrades? INKSPE.
    ...
  5. CFL goes lorry spotting at Dover

    A little piccy I took this morning. No delays whatsoever. I wonder why? :tumble:

    https://i.imgur.com/1uxN2qJ.jpg
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    Nothing to see here.

    Nothing to see here.
  7. Enjoy that 2.99% fee.

    Enjoy that 2.99% fee.
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    Let us talk about the real issues.

    The Danish sperm that was mentioned in bizarre detail in earlier Brexit deal documents, are we allowed to import that still?

    If not can we send MF on a flight to a hotel in CPH to smuggle some...
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    Cheese export DOOM

    Cheshire cheesemaker says business left with GBP250,000 'Brexit hole' | Politics | The Guardian
  10. Yes, such are Brexiteers.

    Yes, such are Brexiteers.
  11. Some people needed to learn that catching fish...

    Some people needed to learn that catching fish doesn't make money. Selling fish does.

    Fishermen's tears are extra salty and satisfying.

    Here he is three years ago
  12. :)

    :)
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    The first time you have been in touch with...

    The first time you have been in touch with reality on this forum. :yay:
  14. That my friend is because no one is coming...

    That my friend is because no one is coming inbound. Freight prices are up by up to 500%.
  15. It was a clear day. The tip of it was visible.

    It was a clear day. The tip of it was visible.
  16. Pretty much. The good stuff. Oh, that & all...

    Pretty much. The good stuff.

    Oh, that & all the fruit & veg.
  17. Vetran! There is still hope for you!

    Dinosaur genitals are reconstructed for the first time | Daily Mail Online
  18. Thanks Darmy for explaining to those that cannot...

    Thanks Darmy for explaining to those that cannot read.
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    That is nice of them. Perhaps they can stop...

    That is nice of them. Perhaps they can stop laundering money for Mexican cartels.
  20. 80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.

    80s style aftermarket sunroof. One that leaks.
  21. If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.

    If Boris got a Tata Nano that problem be solved.
  22. Another fine Tata Motors car.

    Another fine Tata Motors car.
  23. He should replace his Jaguar with a Tata Motors...

    He should replace his Jaguar with a Tata Motors Limited car. Something like an F-Pace would complete nicely with with Rishi's family on home ground.

    But, I am sure Boris will buy British. I look...
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    My friend died during the night in ICU. ...

    My friend died during the night in ICU.

    Please take care CUKkers.
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    Sticky: :wave: Denmark launches children's TV show...

    :wave:

    Denmark launches children's TV show about man with giant penis | Denmark | The Guardian
  26. Consultant.

    Consultant.
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    I ditched the kids. No true contractor would...

    I ditched the kids.

    No true contractor would use a cheap butler.
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    Sticky: Not sure if fishing, but here ya go.

    Programme Manager



    Location: London or Sheffield (remote initially)

    Start Date: ASAP

    Duration: 9 Months
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    Sticky: Oh, that is for General. Trying to lift the mood....

    Oh, that is for General. Trying to lift the mood.

    I only feel safe showing my true feelings here.


    :tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum::tantrum:
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    Silly, with the current state of the market,...

    Silly, with the current state of the market, people can only afford the 37° stuff.
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    Sticky: **** Hermes. That is all. :mad:

    **** Hermes.

    That is all.

    :mad:
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    I know man, started in the 80s playing Ozzy...

    I know man, started in the 80s playing Ozzy records backwards.
    :music:
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    It could be you!

    Covid care may be chosen by 'lottery' if NHS hits breaking point | Metro News

    :banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    More clapping for carers!

    Clap for Carers to return for third lockdown to applaud 'every hero' | Metro News

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    Awesome!

    Awesome!
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    So what are you doing on here then?...

    So what are you doing on here then? :confused::confused:
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    A black man winning in Georgia is the icing on...

    A black man winning in Georgia is the icing on the cake with this election. :banana:Warnock :banana:
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    He will get the Job. He is disconnected from...

    He will get the Job. He is disconnected from reality. The decline will continue.
  39. I will donate to pretty much anything. I have one...

    I will donate to pretty much anything. I have one rule:

    The management costs do not exceed 15%.

    This means that I do not donate to any major charities, but have to put research into smaller...
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    OK. My best friend, an NHS doctor, has been...

    OK.

    My best friend, an NHS doctor, has been in hospital since the 2nd of December. On the 10th he was admitted to intensive care. On the 24th he was put on a ventilator. He is still on the...
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    Careful. @vwdan will be along to argue with you...

    Careful. @vwdan will be along to argue with you about airbags.
  42. Where is it? Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the...

    Where is it?

    Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M20 Motorway - Traffic Cameras UK

    J11A is empty.

    Latest CCTV Camera Feeds from the M2 Motorway - Traffic Cameras UK

    Not much on the M2
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    My mother told me I was so it must be true. ...

    My mother told me I was so it must be true.

    Happy New Year, Cretin.

    :banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
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    It does appear that women are better at running...

    It does appear that women are better at running countries.
  45. You know we have all stalked you LinkedIn...

    You know we have all stalked you LinkedIn profile. :tongue
  46. Get your skateboard and put your cap on...

    Get your skateboard and put your cap on backwards, it'll be fine.
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    Before I respond in kind to PC - is he on our...

    Before I respond in kind to PC - is he on our hated list along with Scoots, Dimprawn & MF or is it OK to be nice to him?
  48. So the message is to go to primary school tomorrow unless you’ve been told otherwise?

    Not sure how this affects me as a man in his late forties, but does anyone know how to determine what the rules are in one's vicinity?


    (Thanks u/sonicandfffan)
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    Tier

    Tier 5 is simple. Close all the hospitals to protect the NHS.
  50. Brooks England stops sales of ‘Made in Britain’ saddles to UK shoppers.

    Brooks England stops sales of ‘Made in Britain’ saddles to UK shoppers – because of Brexit | road.cc
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