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“ “This decision is a significant first step in the process of recognising US central counterparties registered with the US Securities and Exchange Commission in the European Union.”

Get a BA to do it?

That’s the MarillionFan kind of profit margins

Can’t even fooking buy US shares today via HL :mad

Will anyone think of the hedge funds who make their money by fooking over proper investors???

:rolleyes:

374.00 USD +226.02 (152.74%)

:eek :eek :eek

Those shorters are toasts, would be interesting to see if they bankrupt brokers that they used, would be good to stop both fookers from shorting...

:eek

:hug:

341.81 USD +193.83 (130.98%)!!!

HL is fixed and all the mugs are buying ?

298.29 USD +150.31 (101.57%)

:eek

Can't even buy on the dip because HL is down :mad

https://twitter.com/search?q=%40HLInvest&src=typed_query&f=live

Fecking chunts!

Charts, we must have charts!!!

You do realise that they still have to reach your nostrils and throat?

86.76 USD −7.95 (8.39%)

:ohwell

Everybody is piling into GME!!!

Scootie is shorting it!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0f/25/ee/0f25ee2d869ef533343ffaed0b830712.jpg

FFS

It's GME now, approved by Musk himself (allegedly)

Looks like HL.co.uk fooked over people again today

Reddit is now down LOL

Prove it...

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l5xpai/the_gme_thread_for_january_27_2020/

Nearly 100k comments for todays thread!!! :eek

Looks like HL is utter tulip for this sort of game, share price up to 300+!

"Unfortunately a live price is not available for your Gamestop Corporation New Class 'A' Com USD0.001 order. This may be due to a number of factors including, but not limited to, the size of your...

1...

10 mins...

For high degree of compliance options like "I was not in the crowd" should be removed, always on - certainly during deadly pandemic!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/IT_%28South_Park%3B_The_Entity%29.jpeg

Yeah, totally Mor Onic, that's why Asian countries had them always on in public since SARS v1 and guess who got most deaths from SARS v2...

No, they'll drill through the cars floor like in Total Recall...

Watch out - I got banned for less characters than that...

Less than 20 mins till market is open, where is MarillionFan when you need him?

Youngsters these days.

:eyes

It's called attention to detail.

You should try it some time...

https://i.ibb.co/pPhj6H5/tothemoon.png

@NickFitz: Emoji chars still not getting posted correctly on here!

No 2 meter social distance also :mad

And, most important - shadow from the Sun is fake.

Come on Scootie, do us some charts!

Anybody else fancies doing some dirty spekulation?

Making free money whilst fooking over the short sellers - priceless

:smokin

Got some cash in SIPP to “invest”...

“ MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN BATTLE AGAINST COVID-19: BEIJING NOW OFFERING ‘RECTAL’ CORONAVIRUS TESTS

What was once a “joke” on the Hammer and Nigel Show has become a reality in Beijing thanks to the...

Wot, not wearing masks in the queue of people where some are 100% infected with airborne virus?

Covid Outbreak In Rectory Sees 35 Priests Isolated

Prawny is back! :banana:

Reminds me Second Life big presser of the first millionaire there and suddenly it happened...

Let’s not be emotional about it




:rollin:

Weaponised’ options trading turbocharges GameStop’s dizzying rally

Article that explains that our Scootie will soon be back at Heathrow Thistle

GME - 100% up already

:rollin:

“ Facebook apologises for flagging Plymouth Hoe as offensive term

Social media site mistakenly labels posts referring to the seafaring landmark in Devon as misogynistic”

Facebook apologises for...

In current ongoing world wide disaster people/companies who are eligible should obviously take it because feck knows if it will still be on offer later and nobody knows when this tulip will end.
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After reading this - https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/

It’s clear that massive supercrash is inevitable now! :eek:

Short summary for those not in the know -

“ Someone found that Gamestop was being shorted by more than 100% of the stock available. That means for everyone share available there was on average...

If anybody was following GME and Reddit WallStreetBets thingy -

"Melvin Capital, to file bankruptcy as soon as next week according to sources.

The bailout they received yesterday from Citadel...