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    We use a Henry. Does a great job.

    We use a Henry. Does a great job.
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    :spel Blackfriars - what they doing? Cooking...

    :spel Blackfriars - what they doing? Cooking chips?

    Across London Bridge heading north very early on a summer's morning with the sun rising between the towers of Tower Bridge.
  3. Thread: Weekend plans?

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    No .... to India for ever.

    No .... to India for ever.
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    Baby could be named Decree if a boy, Nici if a...

    Baby could be named Decree if a boy, Nici if a girl :happy
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    Birth surely. Then no need for all the fuss later...

    Birth surely. Then no need for all the fuss later :wink
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    Hmmm - Good Call :cool:

    Hmmm - Good Call :cool:
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    He must mean TB I'd be interested in...

    He must mean TB

    I'd be interested in recommendations too.
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    Knees Up Muvva Brahhn Knees Up Muvva Brahhn ...

    Knees Up Muvva Brahhn
    Knees Up Muvva Brahhn

    Once you've perfected the above and instinctively say "cawse" instead of "yes", we might let you in. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some eels to eat.
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    Yes - would like to see - I play too, but not...

    Yes - would like to see - I play too, but not much jazz
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    Having lessons?

    Having lessons?
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    Put the money to one side that you may have to...

    Put the money to one side that you may have to pay if ever investigated and carry on invoicing.

    Shred the contract review :happy
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    Poll: Can women play chess?

    Does "Bashing the Bishop" count?
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    Comb-overs are cool

    Comb-overs are cool
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    Yes - was a while ago when working for Ericsson. ...

    Yes - was a while ago when working for Ericsson. I'm quite a laid back individual, not stroppy, but direct, so I would point out to them in a nice way that I didn't want to go / do it.

    Why would...
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    Yup. I wouldn't go.

    Yup. I wouldn't go.
  16. Thread: Marmite Fact

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    Any of good Protestant heritage

    Any of good Protestant heritage
  17. Thread: Marmite Fact

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    Any strong Cheddar

    Any strong Cheddar
  18. Thread: Marmite Fact

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    Cheese and Marmite sandwiches are superb

    Cheese and Marmite sandwiches are superb
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    Good old booze eh? :eyes

    Good old booze eh? :eyes
  20. Thread: Notice Periods

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    Just what I was thinking :eek

    Just what I was thinking :eek
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    Tonight - Lemonade & Lime with a curry (I...

    Tonight - Lemonade & Lime with a curry (I hope)
    Tomorrow - Root Beer (A&W Diet)
    Sunday - Tea (Fortnum & Mason St Pancras Blend)
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    Is the correct answer.

    Is the correct answer.
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    Tell them to get knotted :igmc:

    Tell them to get knotted :igmc:
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    Congratulations ! Mate - do what's best for...

    Congratulations !

    Mate - do what's best for you. I've been contacting nearly 20 years and have had rate cuts, been canned, let go, shown the door - you name it, regardless of what it says in the...
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    Exactly - fugging things can hardly print let...

    Exactly - fugging things can hardly print let alone do anything clever.
  26. It's outrageous and despicable that this didn't...

    It's outrageous and despicable that this didn't happen to me when I was 15.

    All I got from my female teachers was detention let alone a nosh.
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    To Paul McCartney ?

    To Paul McCartney ?
  28. Thread: Stupid apps

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    Wolfie? "Da dumps" ? How dare you. Nothing by...

    Wolfie? "Da dumps" ?

    How dare you. Nothing by Mozart goes "da dump"
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    :smile Freaki Li Cuatre Who's sockie was...

    :smile

    Freaki Li Cuatre

    Who's sockie was that?
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    I have an iPhone - does the trick and I would...

    I have an iPhone - does the trick and I would recommend.

    Misses has an macbook air - I hate the OS - and would not recommend.
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    I always do. And cab drivers and barbers and in...

    I always do. And cab drivers and barbers and in restaurants and to doormen at posh hotels - don't know why - just do - feel awkward if I don't.
  32. Thread: Dilemma...

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    Poll: What's your name - SueEllen ?

    What's your name - SueEllen ?
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    Pointy shoes?

    Pointy shoes?
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    Dorset Nagas I did one year. Delivered as a bush...

    Dorset Nagas I did one year. Delivered as a bush (x2)

    They are ferocious.

    If you like strong pickled onions, drop a scored Dorset Naga into each jar when pickling, certainly livens up the...
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    ^This - plus, I would never turn down work just...

    ^This - plus, I would never turn down work just because of IR35.
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    Build your own - lazy git :tongue

    Build your own - lazy git :tongue
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    What do you call a

    ... bloke with a rabbit up his bum?
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    Would you like fries with that?

    Oh Mumma .... BK Delivers :eyes



    BurgerKing Delivers
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    Watch Al Jazeera and RT. Much better view of this...

    Watch Al Jazeera and RT. Much better view of this green and promised land.
  40. Thread: Do you do Lent?

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    Poll: Do you do Lent?

    Well do you?
  41. Thread: Shrove Tuesday

    by Jubber
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    Yep - we do them Standard pancakes with lemon...

    Yep - we do them

    Standard pancakes with lemon juice and sugar :tongue
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    What's better than daffodils on your piano?...

    What's better than daffodils on your piano?
    Tulips on your organ
    :igmc:
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    The POCA peeps will have much fun selling those...

    The POCA peeps will have much fun selling those off.

    We had a drugs bust near where we live. A short while later the Old Bill came knocking on doors to show off a brand new police van bought with...
  44. I don't know any "boss" (please note inverted...

    I don't know any "boss" (please note inverted commas) who would want to keep someone on a project who didn't want to be there. Go and talk to the decision maker - I'm sure you'll be out quite...
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    Member of my family got canned last week (permie)

    Member of my family got canned last week (permie)
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    They have to be careful not to trip over my...

    They have to be careful not to trip over my tongue :tongue
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    More of a bum man myself (women only) - if a...

    More of a bum man myself (women only)

    - if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.
  48. Thread: Headshots

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    Poll: Northern Line? ... oh dear. Now, if it was the...

    Northern Line? ... oh dear. Now, if it was the Metropolitan Line, I might consider your application.
  49. Thread: Page 3 RIP !

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    Has it ever been a newspaper? More of a...

    Has it ever been a newspaper?

    More of a comic (haven't looked at it for decades so not sure what it is actually like now) when I used to 'read' it. Surely no one takes it seriously, not sure...
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    After 5 years you can use the helipad HTH

    After 5 years you can use the helipad

    HTH
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