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    I have several in my own family, getting very...

    I have several in my own family, getting very generous pay outs on either self inflicted disability (obesity 15+ stone) or minor complaints that dont stop them living a full normal life, except the...
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    Would they really? I thought everyone realised...

    Would they really? I thought everyone realised pensions were total scams now days. Id rather retain the money in the company, at least then its mine whenever I want it and in the most tax efficient...
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    Yes. Add all those paid holidays, sick pay,...

    Yes. Add all those paid holidays, sick pay, maternity scam and the balance looks less exciting.
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    You are right. It makes it a lot easier to get...

    You are right. It makes it a lot easier to get extra tax from us, rather than going through all those investigations most of which they lose. All while not effecting 85% of the population.
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    There's a lot in this budget that we need to...

    There's a lot in this budget that we need to understand.
  6. Fascinating. So you are anti-white, pro-africa,...

    Fascinating. So you are anti-white, pro-africa, very pro-immigration but anti-gay. You arent from here, are you. It all becomes clear.



    Well better that than the gobby class whore.

    And...
  7. Well having been a child when no one had ever...

    Well having been a child when no one had ever heard of picking up a dog turd and I can honestly I never knew anyone who caught a disease. Perhaps we were just intelligent and knew not to play in dog...
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    You dont seem very good at being a permie...

    You dont seem very good at being a permie Manager. I predict you'll be back to contracting in the next 12 months. Of course you'll sell it as your decision, but everyone here will suspect you got...
  9. Thread: Annual Party

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    Ive got to wonder about the sense of spending...

    Ive got to wonder about the sense of spending £300 to claim £60 back in tax. Must be the same sort of people who spend £50 a month on a mobile contract to save a tenner. Ok if you would have done...
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    Love the Amazon style CV, excellent idea.

    Love the Amazon style CV, excellent idea.
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    I start to read the link "New rules that will...

    I start to read the link

    "New rules that will allow government departments to ban companies and individuals which take part in failed tax avoidance schemes from being awarded Government contracts"...
  12. What a brilliant idea to give two fingers to the...

    What a brilliant idea to give two fingers to the you must pick up your dogs turd brigade. Love it.

    I dont have a dog now, but when I had my German Shepherd there was no chance in gods earth of me...
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    I dont recall saying anything about complaining....

    I dont recall saying anything about complaining.

    To be honest Mich you are the sort of person Id cross the street to avoid in real life, so lets let the forum reflect real life from now on.
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    Have a think about it, Im sure you'll work it out.

    Have a think about it, Im sure you'll work it out.
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    That has to be the most ironic thing I have ever...

    That has to be the most ironic thing I have ever heard. The way to have less violence against women is for them to shut up, not to go out protesting.
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    Poll: Cue Mich and SAS to tell us what a lovely place...

    Cue Mich and SAS to tell us what a lovely place Africa is to live and visit.
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    I knew this bloke who had a large BTL portfolio. ...

    I knew this bloke who had a large BTL portfolio. Lots of flats in Sheffield and Manchester. He went bankrupt for over a million last year. How I laughed.
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    No, it was never my intention to work there...

    No, it was never my intention to work there beyond 2 years. It just happened.
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    Its always been customary to whip the slaves, you...

    Its always been customary to whip the slaves, you get better work out of them.
  20. Meh. Wake me up when people are bothered enough...

    Meh. Wake me up when people are bothered enough to elect right wing parties that will sort the problem out. Till then its all hand wringing.
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    Is it the racial mix you are referring to?

    Is it the racial mix you are referring to?
  22. He desperately needs a job,but dont call it a job...

    He desperately needs a job,but dont call it a job or he'll go off on one. Call it a contract. Yes its as blow contract.
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    I have to agree. The Chinese are a clever...

    I have to agree. The Chinese are a clever successful race, so obviously more of a threat.
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    I only use Chrome and never get any of those...

    I only use Chrome and never get any of those issues, or any other issues come to that.
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    God knows. But who would say something like "If...

    God knows. But who would say something like "If I were to appoint an accountant....." and then in the next post say they do have one.

    Or to class themselves as a small-medium contractor? A one...
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    So you dont have an accountant in your small to...

    So you dont have an accountant in your small to medium sized business? I think you will find the more expensive accountants you still pay them more and do it yourself. By which I mean entering all...
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    Well, as a for instance I just logged into Crunch...

    Well, as a for instance I just logged into Crunch and clicked on Help, and right at the top there is a topic that says

    "What expenses can I claim? What are the expense categories?"



    A list...
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    How many of you who are with SJD or Nixon...

    How many of you who are with SJD or Nixon actually find they are proactive in saving you money tax wise? Do they do the work or do you have to do their job for them and pay them extra too?

    Ive...
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    Ask anyone old, like in their 80s and they will...

    Ask anyone old, like in their 80s and they will tell you life is actually too long.

    Life worth living is short.
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    Put it all in gold. Then you avoid fiat currency...

    Put it all in gold. Then you avoid fiat currency halving in value every 10 years.
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    Good post. But I think you understated it,...

    Good post. But I think you understated it, pensions are a complete and utter mugs game.
  32. Just stop buying their silly products and they...

    Just stop buying their silly products and they can fold. Just like they were about to before they got silly people to buy rubbish computers in different colour cases.
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    God you are deluded. Let's have a look at this...

    God you are deluded. Let's have a look at this great blog about a Chinese guy who visited India for 2 months, I think he captured the real India, dont you? Its just how I imagined it tbh.

    Filthy...
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    Its stupid practise imo. If this ever happened...

    Its stupid practise imo. If this ever happened to me, that would be the agency blacklisted and my phone set to reject their calls.

    As others have said, maybe a contractor wasnt right for this...
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    Sigh. I wish bull bars were still legal.

    Sigh. I wish bull bars were still legal.
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    Its cus your not good looking enough to be gay...

    Its cus your not good looking enough to be gay and yet are wearing the outfit.
  37. Im rubbish at things I dont want to do too.

    Im rubbish at things I dont want to do too.
  38. I feel like I have to fight to leave. My client...

    I feel like I have to fight to leave. My client has become very bad at paying (65+ days) most of the people there are stupid and lazy, and I hate the commute.

    Im 95% done on a system I wrote from...
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    by escapeUK
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    Could have spent the time posting on your own...

    Could have spent the time posting on your own forum, generating traffic that converts to a regular income. Rather than doing the same for someone else for free! And on that note, im off!
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    The law is pointless

    Was watching this program on the Welsh police. They raid this woman's house, she has a large amount of class C (valium - didnt know you werent allowed to have that) and some class B. They suspect...
  41. I believe not guilty is not the same as innocent....

    I believe not guilty is not the same as innocent. Not guilty means that the Crown was not capable of proving their case in a court of law beyond a reasonable doubt.
  42. So you can use it against two then? Shouldn't ...

    So you can use it against two then? Shouldn't <> can't.
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    Just think what you could have done with all that...

    Just think what you could have done with all that time. What a waste of life.
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    Have they invented washing their hands after...

    Have they invented washing their hands after taking a dump, or even toilet paper? I think not. And you let them touch you? Shudder.
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    Your retorts are as unchallenging as assguru's. ...

    Your retorts are as unchallenging as assguru's. Cant reply to an argument, so just say the same word again and again. Did that work since infants?
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    Was that the time when they used to be able to...

    Was that the time when they used to be able to make their own food and not starve as the whites ran the farms?

    And lets face it, if Africa is so brilliant and that's where you are from, what are...
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    That's as stupid as Gentile saying she would only...

    That's as stupid as Gentile saying she would only ever have a rescue dog, and when questioned revealed she had never owned a dog, ever.
  48. Thats nice dear. I have brown hair, you can keep...

    Thats nice dear. I have brown hair, you can keep repeatedly stating that too if that amuses you so much. Sounds a bit like OCD to me though.
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    Poll: Lol no. As I'm sure I posted before, like most...

    Lol no. As I'm sure I posted before, like most people I had two grandmothers. One had a generous pension, one had made no provision for her retirement at all. They lived very similar lives as...
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    So no threat at all then? I hope it is a real...

    So no threat at all then? I hope it is a real threat though, there are far too many people and if a good pandemic prunes their numbers we wont have to worry about the pretend threat of global...
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