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  1. Poll: Could you add a poll? Try under thread tools. ...

    Could you add a poll? Try under thread tools.

    A witty AndyW 3rd option would be nice - but as its professional not necessary.....
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    Sticky: Thank heaven links are up! Something decent to...

    Thank heaven links are up! Something decent to read in general.....
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    Poll: I thought we used to send it to China to dump?...

    I thought we used to send it to China to dump? And now Malaysia?
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    Wish I had been.....

    Wish I had been.....
  5. I am clutching at straws!

    I am clutching at straws!
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    A google did not help much. I bet you are part...

    A google did not help much.

    I bet you are part of the South Wales lot who hate the mid/north.....
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    We only get our lamb from Joe the Butcher just...

    We only get our lamb from Joe the Butcher just off the A55. He rears the sheep himself. The cosrt is about the same as from a supermarket. 3 weeks ago we got half a sheep.
  8. If BoJo was born in the US, why is he allowed to...

    If BoJo was born in the US, why is he allowed to be PM?
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    We really don't want that type reproducing.

    We really don't want that type reproducing.
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    Sticky: Have you bled that radiator? Is that a DFS sofa...

    Have you bled that radiator? Is that a DFS sofa on the left?

    :rolleyes:
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    Sticky: You want to learn from the poster who has been...

    You want to learn from the poster who has been banned as many times as divorced?
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    So half whatever you save from the cleaning job...

    So half whatever you save from the cleaning job at the Heathrow Thistle?
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    Poll: Has he got his tongue stuck up Trump's arse?

    Has he got his tongue stuck up Trump's arse?
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    Poll: The main reason Boris wants into No10 is the...

    The main reason Boris wants into No10 is the walls are soundproffed and he can beat his girlfriend in private.
  15. Poll: only when in the marines.

    only when in the marines.
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    The amount of sheep friendliness has gone up.

    The amount of sheep friendliness has gone up.
  17. Daily Telegraph launches “Don’t Make A Fuss”...

    Daily Telegraph launches “Don’t Make A Fuss” campaign on domestic violence
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    You are twunty enough to be Welsh. Are you...

    You are twunty enough to be Welsh.

    Are you Southern, Mid or Northern?
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    Poll: I think he wanted to pick on someone more...

    I think he wanted to pick on someone more vulnerable than himself. What a coward.

    If Churchill had been protesting, he would have hid under the table.
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    Brexit: 'Dozen' Tories could back no confidence...

    Brexit: 'Dozen' Tories could back no confidence vote, says Ellwood - BBC News
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    Oi! Don't talk about the Welsh like that.......

    Oi! Don't talk about the Welsh like that.......
  22. It was just to spare general from being dominated...

    It was just to spare general from being dominated by one topic. General is still full of primary school level debate.



    Not all of us disturb the neighbours and need the police called. Some of...
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    Knitting is getting edgy these days: - 'White...

    Knitting is getting edgy these days: -

    'White supremacy': popular knitting website Ravelry bans support for Trump | Life and style | The Guardian
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    The UK has failed to engage with IT workers for...

    The UK has failed to engage with IT workers for about 20 years. A great pity as its the future.
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    I think contractorlittleengland would get more...

    I think contractorlittleengland would get more hits.
  26. Off to rehab....

    Off to rehab....
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    And the 10% who ask their accountant if they are...

    And the 10% who ask their accountant if they are a dick or not?
  28. This thread should probably be merged with...

    This thread should probably be merged with https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/125439-please-read-if-you-desperate-feel-you-running-out-options.html
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    And you are doing your bit for the planet...

    And you are doing your bit for the planet overpopulation by shooting a few.

    I just hope you never replaced that diesel generator.
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    If it means you f**k off from CUK, its worth it.

    If it means you f**k off from CUK, its worth it.
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    Sticky: :yay:

    :yay:
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    Sticky: :wave:

    :wave:
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    WithMe

    WithMe
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    MaritalAids

    MaritalAids
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    Poll: The smaller the penis, the more violent the...

    The smaller the penis, the more violent the action.

    Composition that is. Inheritance wise he is a huge dick.

    It says alot about those who elect such idiots.
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    Poll: You read the express and listen to LBC. Says much...

    You read the express and listen to LBC. Says much about you.
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    OldSmeg never had any to start with.

    OldSmeg never had any to start with.
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    Sticky: Doesn't Mr LM change them every day?

    Doesn't Mr LM change them every day?
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    Bridge

    Bridge
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    Poll: Only if she failed to clean behind the fridge.....

    Only if she failed to clean behind the fridge.....
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    Poll: Only if its Diane Abbott.

    Only if its Diane Abbott.
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    Poll: Mark Field buys ‘This Is What A Feminist Looks...

    Mark Field buys ‘This Is What A Feminist Looks Like’ t-shirt

    His spokesman dismissed any suggestions that Mark Field was particularly aggressive towards the Greenpeace activist because of a...
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    Russian

    Russian
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    Sticky: Lunch is chicken and rice.

    Lunch is chicken and rice.
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    Poll: All the more reason for Mark Field not to get...

    All the more reason for Mark Field not to get involved.

    Not that I believe anything in the Wail anyway.
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    Poll: By ushered out you mean thrown against a pillar?...

    By ushered out you mean thrown against a pillar?

    He should not have been involved in the first place.

    I expect MPs to be above bar room brawl tactics. Its the Mansion House - not the ten...
  47. Poll: I only pressed submit once! 5 duplicates! CUK is...

    I only pressed submit once! 5 duplicates! CUK is becoming self aware....
  48. Poll: "Cyber-criminals always try to get maximum profit...

    "Cyber-criminals always try to get maximum profit doing the least effort, that's why targeting city technology is a good business opportunity to them," said Cesar Cerrudo, chief technology officer at...
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    Poll: Or they could ask their accountants?

    Or they could ask their accountants?
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    Poll: Indeed a cunning stunt.

    Indeed a cunning stunt.
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