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    Sticky: Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get...

    Why did the chicken go to the séance?

    To get to the other side!


    have this picture of Madam Xoxxy with a crystal ball.
  2. So leaving the EU has just made it like exporting...

    So leaving the EU has just made it like exporting to other countries then?

    One hopes you account for sales tax in the US.
  3. You exporting to Ireland or moving your...

    You exporting to Ireland or moving your enterprise to there to avoid tax like so many large American countries?

    Do you need to register to export to the US, China or India? Of course you do.
  4. Their lunch is rapidly disappearing. Apple Pay...

    Their lunch is rapidly disappearing.

    Apple Pay participating banks in Europe and the Middle East – Apple Support

    Banks and partners – Google Pay (UK)
  5. Totally agree we regained our sovereignty,...

    Totally agree we regained our sovereignty, discovered our fish stocks are near extinction thanks to overfishing, how the EU behaves when you dare to disobey and we pissed off a load of remainers.
    ...
  6. Thread: Brexit II

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    Not sure the ladies will want it after they learn...

    Not sure the ladies will want it after they learn where MF kept it warm.
  7. Lovely nice to see the milk of human kindness has...

    Lovely nice to see the milk of human kindness has curdled.
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    Is it easier if your victims are drunk?

    Is it easier if your victims are drunk?
  9. No one. The UK public did vote to leave the EU...

    No one. The UK public did vote to leave the EU which stopped free movement. As 4 million had moved to the UK mainly for low paid work and about a million had moved to the EU for mainly high paid work...
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    Cheer up I had a similar contest with the Dutch...

    Cheer up I had a similar contest with the Dutch and Americans at a conference.

    Two of the three of us were up for the first session at 9am. Pity the American who was supposed to be presenting...
  11. Hey at least he didn't dodge the draft! I am...

    Hey at least he didn't dodge the draft!

    I am sure many of those who are down here will happily acknowledge they would prefer to be in Scotland if there were any jobs.
    Scotland'''s unemployment...
  12. Or so many have left you have an excess of...

    Or so many have left you have an excess of houses?

    Scottish independence: The Scots in England who want Scotland to go it alone - BBC News



    To be fair you are building more homes than...
  13. Why do you think the house prices in the south...

    Why do you think the house prices in the south are so high? Oh yes people live & work there.

    Plenty of synthetic scots who wear a Kilt to weddings but live down here because there are no jobs...
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    aTw so I got you pregnant as well how am I going...

    aTw so I got you pregnant as well how am I going to tell Carrie?
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    Help the BBC with their new nationwide campaign...

    Help the BBC with their new nationwide campaign against paedophilia...


    ....quit paying the Licence Fee.
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    Sticky: Probably best its not nice driving in the snow,...

    Probably best its not nice driving in the snow, its the other idiots!
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    Sorry not being clear, the check is not usable...

    Sorry not being clear, the check is not usable for many purposes. So if you have one for working with children the same check cannot be used for example doing vaccinations or running youth groups....
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    The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the...

    The DBS check process is pants, can't share, the auto renew is tedious etc.
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    who doesn't?

    who doesn't?
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    Handbag

    Handbag
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    Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had...

    Billy Joel was asked in an interview if he had sampled the lobster from the Seafood Restaurant near his home.
    He replied..."I haven't been there for the Langoustine."
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    I always said that if I ever won on the lottery...

    I always said that if I ever won on the lottery that I would share it with you all on here.


    So I'd just like to share that I've won on the lottery
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    Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney...

    Me : Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swearwords?
    Librarian : You can't.
    Me : Yeah, that's the one.
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    I passed the river the other day and this guy...

    I passed the river the other day and this guy asked me if his rod looked good. He then asked if I liked his net. Then asked if I was impressed by the amount of fish had caught.


    Then I twigged....
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    Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just...

    Lockdown 3 is starting to affect me. I have just re-installed Windows XP, just to remind myself what the outdoors look like. The green grass, the blue sky. Outdoors mmmm
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    Out

    Out
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    Your big bother has a large todger then?

    Your big bother has a large todger then?
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    Strife

    Strife
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    The Chav's Lord's Prayer Our Father, who art...

    The Chav's Lord's Prayer


    Our Father, who art in prison, even mum knows not His name, thy chavdom come, you'll read The Sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon, give us this day our welfare bread,and...
  39. Mrs V is home all the time anyway with little...

    Mrs V is home all the time anyway with little kids, give her half a chance I would have to wear speedos to keep cool.
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    Oh praise be to Brexit!

    I had to pop out and pick up some essential supplies so I wandered down the high street past 3 supermarkets stuffed with Fruit & Veg, two greengrocer shops similarly attired and in ALDi there was a...
  41. its what Nuttina is used to, behave or get the...

    its what Nuttina is used to, behave or get the duct tape!
  42. Oh its so confusing isn't it? The UK is a country...

    Oh its so confusing isn't it? The UK is a country and the EU isn't.

    By the way they haven't refused to recognise an EU ambassador, just not to give them the same diplomatic privileges as a...
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    And then had a transition period where...

    And then had a transition period where effectively we were still in.
  44. Saved a fortune working from home, especially now...

    Saved a fortune working from home, especially now I don't wear clothes or wash!

    Seriously fuel & spending when out is right down. No pub lunches, quick pop to shops and 25-50 miles a day fuel.
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    sorry the remoaners lead me astray.

    sorry the remoaners lead me astray.
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    I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an...

    I read somewhere that 6.7% of people have an alcohol problem, and I couldn't help thinking, "6.7%...that would make a pretty strong beer."
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    that explains my posts in Brexit

    that explains my posts in Brexit
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    Be gentle with him NLyUK has had him down in...

    Be gentle with him NLyUK has had him down in Ashford keeping the truckers spirits (and other things) up!

    At least it wasn't Harwich where aTw has gone.
  49. Strange the blobs are on French / German border....

    Strange the blobs are on French / German border. Maybe Switzerland invaded them?


    The three hours is an end to end, no waiting time.
  50. so £500M? The £800m being an estimate?

    so £500M?

    The £800m being an estimate?
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