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    "Stop it, Jennifer. My nipples are getting...

    "Stop it, Jennifer. My nipples are getting hard..."
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    Why waste your time becoming a manager? You...

    Why waste your time becoming a manager?

    You are obviously capable of far more senior roles.



    Aim high. Show us all how good you really are. Go for a position in the C-suite....
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    Well, at least we now know who ate all the pies....

    Well, at least we now know who ate all the pies.

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    Indeed. :smokin ...

    Indeed. :smokin

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  6. Thread: My Lunch

    by ravenshaw
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    Yikes! I sure hope one of your sides looked at...

    Yikes! I sure hope one of your sides looked at least something like this:

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0482/3233/files/Ribeye_grande.jpg
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    I hope you're always prepared....

    I hope you're always prepared.
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    Because his mouth was always full? ...

    Because his mouth was always full?

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    :rollin:
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    RIP Arecibo Observatory. NSF begins planning...

    RIP Arecibo Observatory.

    NSF begins planning for decommissioning of Arecibo Observatory’s 305-meter telescope due to safety concerns | NSF - National Science Foundation


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    Free Porsche 911 Turbo S

    Buy a private jet, get a matching Porsche 911 Turbo S

    But wait, there's more! Act now, and they'll throw in a custom watch and luggage set!
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    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1365/2497/produc...

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    I find them to be a bit too messy to eat. :laugh...

    I find them to be a bit too messy to eat. :laugh

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    I highly recommend Crompton's Veggie Burgers. :D...

    I highly recommend Crompton's Veggie Burgers. :D

    https://pics.onsizzle.com/at-last-a-veggie-burger-that-contains-real-beef-great-25385255.png
  14. Thread: Sockie Purge

    by ravenshaw
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    Well, you do brew a nice cuppa. :tongue ...

    Well, you do brew a nice cuppa. :tongue

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    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D ...

    Gotta get your daily dose of vitamin D. :D

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    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!...

    sounds scarily like the voice of experience.[/QUOTE]

    It definitely helps when guidelines are provided!

    https://i.imgur.com/mCBIel.jpg

    :rollin:
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    It's probably okay. ...

    It's probably okay.

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    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin: ...

    Probably more like this Dr Doom. :rollin:

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    How on earth could you not notice one of these...

    How on earth could you not notice one of these buggers going up your nose?

    https://i.imgur.com/XOwmuZy.jpg

    :rollin:
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  23. Thread: Yuck

    by ravenshaw
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    How about a nice dress? :laugh ...

    How about a nice dress? :laugh

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    https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/7963242149618...

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    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue ...

    Of course! That's his Plan B. :tongue
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  27. Thread: Sofa boom

    by ravenshaw
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    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D ...

    Now THIS is a sofa boom! :D

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    Sticky: Apart from jainnode, only one other user has...

    Apart from jainnode, only one other user has consistently used "bolloks".



    Do a search, and you'll have your answer. :nerd
  29. Thread: Locusts

    by ravenshaw
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    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of...

    Just one of these bad boys could feed a family of four for a whole week! :eek
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  30. Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. ...

    Good luck. Hope you know what you're doing. :eek

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  31. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be...

    Champagne taste on a beer budget? Don't be surprised when your lumpfish eggs are substituted with these:

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    :rollin:
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    Here you go - one big Dutch twat: ...

    Pictures or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]

    Here you go - one big Dutch twat:

    https://i.redd.it/zgl02fs13it31.jpg

    :D
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    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant....

    NLUK is so smart, he doesn't need an accountant.

    https://i.imgur.com/rvVzqxM.jpg

    :rollin:
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  35. Thread: Xmas Do 2020

    by ravenshaw
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    Poll: In the meantime, this will have to do: ...

    In the meantime, this will have to do:

    https://beveragedynamics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Both-COVIDS.-Single-Cans-in-Landscape-Orientation-696x522.jpg

    :cheers:
  36. Go big or go home. :laugh ...

    Go big or go home. :laugh

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  37. Enjoy your coronaburger! :puke:...

    Enjoy your coronaburger!
    :puke:
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    I'm sure you can find something at home that can...

    I'm sure you can find something at home that can be repurposed.

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    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself...

    Press: Trump's final presidential pardon: himself | TheHill
  41. There will always be plenty of opportunities for...

    There will always be plenty of opportunities for someone with your skills. :laugh

    https://assets.amuniversal.com/8c150450a9f10130d6ea001dd8b71c47
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    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally...

    Uh oh. The Rise of The Machines is finally happening. Judgement Day is upon us. :eek:

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    Who could you possibly mean? :eek ...

    Who could you possibly mean? :eek


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_O60m2wj7Y
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    You have my sympathies. :laugh ...

    You have my sympathies. :laugh

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  45. Thread: Ocado

    by ravenshaw
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    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled...

    Hopefully, your delivery driver will be skilled enough to manouevre his Mercedes around obstacles like walls and trees. :laugh
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    :rollin:
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    Meanwhile, in America, California State...

    Meanwhile, in America, California State University students must take an ethnic studies or social justice class to graduate - CNN



    :facepalm:
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    Inneresting. :winker:

    Inneresting. :winker:
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    Here ya go... :happy ...

    Here ya go... :happy
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