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Anyone coming for fox hunting weekends should be exempt


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So easy walk under the Thames to Greenwich then :)

Turn right from mudchute towards the best Thai restaurant in the city kinkao (excellent siting out side on a warm sunny day) has a bar area if...

At £100K and 1p no more free 30 hour childcare allowance per week (about £1200 extra a month you need to find in London )


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Lol - says weirdo

Stopped as don’t see many friends due to lockdown these days, normal service will be resumed at some point


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Different language surly?

But £60K chap in Blackpool could afford a 6 bedroom mansion, £100K chap in London could not even get into property ladder and have £8K season ticket and need a food bank...

Indeed, strangest question in a long while


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Look around Masthouse pier (great for commuting into the city every day on boat) or 15 min walk to CW

Great walks by the river and nice and quite


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Asked the chaps from Hong Kong again on today’s Standup

One chap would rather do 3 years hard labour in Chinese labour camp (as better health care) than move to Uk and suffer NHS miserly

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Apparently not

LADbible - Funny British People Struggle To Answer Simple Questions | Facebook


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Start new war
Russian sanctions for nothing
Puts trump in prison
Gets assisanted

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I live 10 min walk from CW is a posh gated 24hr Secuity (private swimming pool, snooker club etc)

Car park is ghost town, looks like 50% capacity, everyone is moving out as no longer need to go...

No one cares about NI

Not one single person outside NI

Move on


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ITV have the story now

Covid vaccines: UK to '''look very carefully''' at first dose efficacy after Israel raises questions | ITV News


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Indeed, no point in bankruptcy, and when he gets a permie job they will just adjust his tax code to reclaim




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Hello


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Nigel could be vice chair


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Box ticking exercise Tick it and forget about it

They won’t hold you to it, someone years ago had it added and no one will know why, but if you try to get it changed it will delay and cost

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I hear that if you get vaccinated then anyone who gives you a BJ is automaticity immune also

Don’t ask where the 2nd jab goes !!!

Where is GIBJABS when he is needed !!


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Losing 40% is wishful thinking, you will be looking at 54% return at best with all of above

And remember no expenses





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For more COVID news

Orthodox rabbi warns COVID-19 vaccine will make you gay / Queerty


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We have 20 devs in Vilnius, you dont need to be a superstar dev these days as all the thinking us old times had to do as analyst programmers is all handed to a dev on a plate.

Why would I pay 100K...

Take it out as an expense


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Bleach eyes thread


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He got pinged by a non working app

It pings you once and then you can never find the ping ever again - it’s useless


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What perm perks make up £60K of lost income?

Imagine what you do now, then imagine doing same role for 1/2 money and monthly reviews and office politics and expected to work all hours for free
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Could you survive on so little income per month ?

Take the permie role and continue your contract at same time - double bubble


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I have daily meetings with teams in Hong Kong

Every single person would rather eat there own testicles than move here, one guy said guantanamo bay is above UK on his list

Reasons

Seen as...

No need to pay them back for another 15 months, by that time government will write the majority off when one man bands go under in the new norm


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All the traditional city contracts (10’s of thousands) will be competing in all other markets after lockdown and realization of the new normal


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5/10 years ago yes I would agree

Not now by a long shot


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Company I work for is rapidly expanding, in Jan last year all 50 hires were within commuting distance of London office, of the 80 or so hired since November, a few from up north and 78 from abroad.
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Ever considered somewhere sunny (22c in lanzerto today) ? 800eur a month to get a great place

With working from home forever I’m seriously thinking myself to escaping myself (currently pay 2000...

No don’t be silly


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Food bank rate, tell them you need to eat


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Gun


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This is the new norm

Companies are hiring just as good resources from outside UK at 1/2 the price now - now 9/5 in the office has been blown apart


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Winner winner chicken dinner


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Exactly

Of how much more they can save by replacing cognizant with wipro (Lloyd’s 2018) total tulip show


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I stoped reading at “really hard work”


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Liability on client after April

Sleep easy


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Has the state of the market got so bad we just post tedious pension posts now?


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He is impeached already


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No you are obviously been inside IR35 all along

Any investigation will out this in 1 second


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No


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Unless you want to enjoy life and not just waiting for old age and death - richest man in the graveyard and all that


Long time deed

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I take it you read this post about HSBC

MVL: Metro Bank not releasing my funds for 2 months
...

Banana


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Food bank time on that sort of income


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Your IR35 self certification for reasons mentioned don’t hold water

Up your rate by 40% and go FTC


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What if he gets a mustache ?


https://twitter.com/barronjohn1946/status/1347694753786200064?s=21




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