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    Are you competing for the most stupid statement...

    Are you competing for the most stupid statement of the week?
  2. And who voted to stop them seeking work in the EU?

    And who voted to stop them seeking work in the EU?
  3. Brexit has put the UK into a fast sinking...

    Brexit has put the UK into a fast sinking economy. £80ml has been paid to Nissan just to keep them in the UK and the government advises UK companies to setup branches in the EU to avoid red tape....
  4. Malvolio; twat of the week.. Cyprus population...

    Malvolio; twat of the week..
    Cyprus population 1.5 million
    Luxemburg 600,000
    Malta 400,000
    Estonia 1.3 ml
    Latvia 1.9ml
    Lithuania ...
  5. I am not a Scott but I am hedging my bets and...

    I am not a Scott but I am hedging my bets and buying a base in Scotland. Many business will move to Scotland once they gain independence and will be fast tracked to EU membership. You will be free...
  6. Someone needs needs to update Wiki. Robert ...

    Someone needs needs to update Wiki. Robert Rowland ex Brexit MEP and Farage's offshore criminal mate kicked the bucket today.
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    Boris: "I'm busy playing pocket billiards."

    Boris: "I'm busy playing pocket billiards."
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    Caption Competition

    https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/F9D2/production/_116645936_borisbiden.jpg

    Bojo receives a call from “Microsoft” asking him what anti-virus he uses. Boris replies Pfizer.
  9. Bollox. You are not the only one to wear glasses,...

    Bollox. You are not the only one to wear glasses, me included. You need to bend and shape the metal strip on mask to fit close to your skin and then it won't mist up. A shield should be used as an...
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    Musicians were told about this; they of all...

    Musicians were told about this; they of all people with influence could have protested prior to the referendum and post referendum to at least remain in the single market and customs union.

    It is...
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    Like others, they are fanatics and won't admit...

    Like others, they are fanatics and won't admit the facts put in front of them
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    Aldi had notices last week that they had reduced...

    Aldi had notices last week that they had reduced their range and some advertised special offers will not be available due to logistics issues; it will get worse.
  13. Your were warned but you still voted Brexit. You...

    Your were warned but you still voted Brexit. You won, get over it.
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    ' hope the previous owners deleted their Internet...

    ' hope the previous owners deleted their Internet history
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    I almost felt sorry for a fisherperson

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aB8C4cbBno
  16. Vetran is like the WW2 Japanese soldier hiding on...

    Vetran is like the WW2 Japanese soldier hiding on an island and not realising the war ended 30 years ago
  17. Shortages are already here. The reason why it is...

    Shortages are already here. The reason why it is not so noticeable is because the shortages have resulted is less choice rather than empty shelves. The current EU trade deal is not fit for purpose...
  18. Is Daltrey stupid or just plain thick as sh.... ...

    Is Daltrey stupid or just plain thick as sh....

    "Switzerland has borders with five EU countries, and trade is electronically frictionless. Why not us?"

    Roger Daltrey responds to backlash...
  19. An what about UN diplomats and NATO diplomats?

    An what about UN diplomats and NATO diplomats?
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    The last thing I want is a cruise full of old...

    The last thing I want is a cruise full of old fuddy duddies the same age as me.
  21. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/5...

    https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51MvMB7vlOL._SX324_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
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    KUATB ...

    KUATB

    https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/142049-merci-pour-le-brexit.html
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    Red tape a mile long

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSuAP08cQWw
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    Merci pour le Brexit

    https://www.thelocal.fr/20210119/brexit-sent-2500-jobs-and-170-billion-assets-to-france-says-french-bank-chief



    Brexit sent 2,500 jobs and €170 billion assets to France, says French bank chief
  25. Thread: Brexit wines

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    Vat free bat.

    Vat free bat.
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    https://yt3.ggpht.com/TPqpR2vju1bKhaTwZwomhKA6koUt...

    https://yt3.ggpht.com/TPqpR2vju1bKhaTwZwomhKA6koUtK3klYLwVZerggcdSd7yUtjkrHryo1-gF_tseqVbxR2fxAKXSCw=s640-nd
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    Delay :frown

    Delay :frown
  28. Thread: Sad and Angry

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    Sad and Angry

    Manchester bombing: Youngest victim '''could have survived with better first aid''' - BBC News



    I am not first aid trained but I have assisted at traffic accidents where other just stand...
  29. Thread: Worn garments

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    A friend of mine demands a refund

    A friend of mine demands a refund
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    Electro magnetic waves and the duality of light.

    Electro magnetic waves and the duality of light.
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    More Poo Hitting the Export Fan

    France toughens COVID-19 testing rules for non-EU travellers | Reuters

    People [eg truck drivers] travelling to France from non-EU countries [ UK] will no longer be able to get into the country by...
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    Boris: "Are you sure the vaccine does not promote...

    Boris: "Are you sure the vaccine does not promote breast enlargement?"
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    The UK World Leading Education

    BTec in video gaming

    E-sports: College among first to offer BTec - BBC News
  34. Jesus Christ, London is so expensive that after...

    Jesus Christ, London is so expensive that after paying rent and living expenses there is very little disposable income left for Mr/Mrs average, this is opposite to those living in cheaper rented...
  35. If the homeless can't afford a house, let them...

    If the homeless can't afford a house, let them buy a flat: Marie Antoinette (Tory) MP
  36. Thread: Brexit benefit

    by Paddy
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    Sometime in the early 80s I had a car that had...

    Sometime in the early 80s I had a car that had noisy big-ends, it wasn't worth keeping but I made it's final journey to Paris with the big-ends getting noisier along the journey. Its final resting...
  37. Thread: 💉Good news

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    So if you are offered a prick you will say that...

    So if you are offered a prick you will say that you prefer oral.
  38. Thread: Brexit benefit

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    Slight bug here. On the spot fines in France and...

    Slight bug here. On the spot fines in France and NPR at ports of departure.
  39. The PM was visiting one of his illegitimate...

    The PM was visiting one of his illegitimate children.
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    https://yt3.ggpht.com/DAxZ2QJVv7RpB_zieAsL9-Kh63m1...

    https://yt3.ggpht.com/DAxZ2QJVv7RpB_zieAsL9-Kh63m1p26slQdYTGogpZR195ygSanWnNmIDe98I8hjBgZ6hKKy9IPL3Q=s640-nd
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    Track and trace ape

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Detectivechimp.jpg
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    Your wife is an angel looking over you... enjoy...

    Your wife is an angel looking over you... enjoy the rest of your life.
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    Let's face it; the UK (what's left of it) has...

    Let's face it; the UK (what's left of it) has become the rectum of Europe
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    France advised to close UK border

    France should consider closing borders with UK - epidemiologist | Reuters
  45. UK businesses should have made strong objects to...

    UK businesses should have made strong objects to Brexit prior to the referendum rather than being sheepish and pandering to the Tories
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    Citation? Which country are you in?

    Citation? Which country are you in?
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    it not work!

    it not work!
  48. Words are cheap. I don't trust any statement from...

    Words are cheap. I don't trust any statement from this government
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    It does not just apply to the odd rock group or...

    It does not just apply to the odd rock group or singer, it applies to classic musicians, orchestras, sopranos and tenors etc. It will mean that many UK charitable opera companies will not be able to...
  50. Thread: Brexit II

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    The government are full of fanatics and racists. ...

    The government are full of fanatics and racists. Had the laws on racist and religious hate crime and racist speeches been enforced against those you blatantly were and are racists against...
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