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To be fair, have any of use seen any videos of people in hospitals?

If it was Africa with starving children we'd have Lenny Henry down there and that token white girl who David Lammy doesn't like...

You still hanging around Hampstead Heath AtW and asking strangers to take a trip to Uranus?

Shut it 50 Year old Virgin!

Congrats. Making me start to fell old now though.

What you talking about Willis! Nobody paying me furlough!

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Scores on the doors. £500k/£110k for last year.

Up 2x so far this year.

GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!

No Click and Collect Toys! They'll have to buy from Amazon at inflated prices
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No. I saw a car accident, someone was hurt. Always cheers me up.

Hey Brillo! Did you find your password sheet! LOL

"Fake News! Fakes News

The People love me! They turned up for Bidens inauguration and cheered Me! Not you!
Big Chief Pocahontas Loves me. He also loves Nancy's chair. No bad people died, only...

It's been a while since you saw Mordy!

Vetran! Who you calling fat!...

I would agree. It’s looks like it’s my a fault for not being Around and the standards have dropped and the Suity’s have risen.

i May have to dust off my cage fighting shorts

Where? What? When? How?

Do you want me to come back full-time?:ladybags::smokin:smokin:smokin:smokin:smokin

And I remember when he was just trying to sell over priced Accountancy. Now look at him! Trying to sell over Priced Ideas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnzo9qXLFUo

He;s called Trump out. Bit slow though.

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It's not Nancy is it?

So much for the World foremost Democracy!

I have 500,000 litres of Polish Vodka mixed with antifreeze. I think I can barter.

Всего 5 фунтов за бутылку. Очень хорошо

Putin and Trump to take over the world. Both a pair of dodgy commies!

When are the National Guard arriving! Gonna kick off.

Bollocks. Who do you think is selling the tear gas!

It;s just an extra £4 a go (but that includes postage of course).

How about this....for 2x plus. £16 on the shelf in tesco, £34 on Amazon.

Horrible Histories 7305 Board Game: Amazon.co.uk:...

Not on Amazon :-) I have the sole exclusivity to sell this on Amazon. When it went on telly, £60000 sold the next day :-) Supplier has run out but I still have £20k worth.

You can find on Amazon....

Pillows this time!

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Wow! You guys have far too much time on your hands

Thank god it’s just this. I thought they were going to ask Amazon sellers for some more tax. Phew

Basically Rishi is coming for me. I know it.

No worries. Grassy Knoll planned...

When you play on someone elses playground, with their ball, their referee, their linesman, their supporters, and the fact if they're losing they'll give the ball to the crowd for free, you quickly...

If you just quoted the last 25 years of posts you've done instead of creating a new one each time, we'd still be looking at the ones from 1996!

DOOMED! I TELL YA! DOOMED!

You ever get that...

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Okay girls,
perhaps I got off on the wrong foot yesterday, but by way of making amends I am going to share a simple wholesome recipe with you all today. It was remiss of me to...

Antisocial, Antisemitic and antipersiprant. Yep makes sense.

Stop using My Name or the Squirrels get it! ...

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No it's convenience.

Next day delivery, bundled sent to you home. A lot of them are sent as gifts. A lot go abroard, most are people who went to the shop and couldnt find any.

Take Chocolate...

Oh! Jacko! You wouldn't believe me if I told you how you can make money online by making things or bundling them.

I now run a small Facebook group where we tip each other about deals in stores,...

Bloody Hell, it's bad enough bringing back Zombie posts, but finding an article from 20 years ago and posting it! Talk about living in the past. (Jethro Tull ;-)

Pulled him out of school and self taught him yesterday after a terrible Monday.

We now believe he is whats known as PDA (Pathological Demand Avoidance) . You can't give a direct request to him...

I've been working my arse off I'll have you know. Those £50 bottles of Dettol didn't send themselves.

You're gut is six foot lying down isnt it?

Should have been an employee. Could have sat on my arse for the last 201 days getting paid to go cycling, or masturbating like a chimp

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FFS! Everyone else is trying to work their arses off, while some get to stay at home, not pay for transport, not have to...

You nicked the entire development teams test rig the day before a major presentation you douche.

Anger issues? Don’t think I was the one who rugby tackled a small blind gypsy beggar girl in the...

covid. Of course they didn’t.

"So after what 8 years, we have a proper school for my son. Thank **** for that."

Spoke to soon. And he's out of school again. Kicked out of his new special school which supposedly doesnt kick...

I used to be a long time contractor. Then I became a successful corporate ladder climber. Then I did a little more contracting, and then decided it wasnt for me anymore and became a successful...

honestly I thought they were all remainders having the paddies

yes. It’s called mass unemployment. Millennials. **** ‘em

I had and sold a load of my book shares years and years ago. Stupid idea selling books online. Whatever happened to Amazon?

I have no plans to stay inside. How about teaching the youngsters to socially distance and stop packing into pubs.