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  1. It surely is just that :laugh

    It surely is just that :laugh
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    He has no rolls of carpet left.

    He has no rolls of carpet left.
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    It's all about blowing your own trumpet......so ...

    It's all about blowing your own trumpet......so

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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    :booty: :booty: Mark the dick, at the very...

    :booty: :booty:

    Mark the dick, at the very least. :D

    :wave:
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    You couldn't get further from proper Primero and...

    You couldn't get further from proper Primero and that rubbish :laugh
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    I've been to Marrakech twice over the years. If...

    I've been to Marrakech twice over the years.
    If you want something of the first quality you will have to haggle, dropping some known hashish names helps. Tell them you always buy at home etc. won't...
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    Probably won't be as good as the one of Moroc...

    Probably won't be as good as the one of Moroc "Primero" I have just put out :tongue
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    This. Not enough people try it. I spent...

    This.

    Not enough people try it.

    I spent many years alone, I just got on with my life :smile
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    I should have added having a large knob helps :D

    I should have added having a large knob helps :D
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    My Mrs. is a very attractive and sexy woman in...

    My Mrs. is a very attractive and sexy woman in her own right, I expect people to try and chat her up.

    However, unlike previous relationships, I have had in the past, we do discuss everything.

    A...
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    Don't know what you mean :eyes ...

    Don't know what you mean :eyes

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    Colombian flu is by far the worst, let me tell...

    Colombian flu is by far the worst, let me tell you :eyes
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    This +1. Conversely, if you are already in a...

    This +1.

    Conversely, if you are already in a relationship, looking good and attracting female attention does keep them keener...

    I.e dont let yourself go :wink
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    You will have trouble doing anything you could...

    You will have trouble doing anything you could term "work" there in any case :laugh
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    Sticky: Ftfy

    Ftfy
  17. So, you filled out the online form correctly and...

    So, you filled out the online form correctly and submitted the required supporting paperwork?
    Seems others on this post have faced similar issues, so I would check you did everything correctly...
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    All Meadows and flower filled fields, what's not...

    All Meadows and flower filled fields, what's not to like?

    :eyes
  19. Thread: Boomed

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    For the photo maybe? :eyes As for it being...

    For the photo maybe? :eyes

    As for it being 9-5, hardly, shift work often starting at 4AM....

    I lasted a few weeks when I did it when I was 17, horrible job....
  20. Thread: Boomed

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    Good luck with the team leader role :eyes ...

    Good luck with the team leader role :eyes

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    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/04/23BD4DC4...

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    Are You a Gimp?

    I'm not often.

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    Poll: http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07...

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    Happy New Year! And hopefully you will enjoy...

    Happy New Year!

    And hopefully you will enjoy your retirement.

    A sense of humor might help :laugh
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    https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/27704...

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    Sticky: I am now officially a "saddo nobber" :laugh

    I am now officially a "saddo nobber"

    :laugh
  28. :rollin:

    :rollin:
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  30. Your new forum awaits. Retirement Forum -...

    Your new forum awaits.



    Retirement Forum - GardenWeb

    See ya :wave:
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  32. Obviously you fail to understand its a pioneers...

    Obviously you fail to understand its a pioneers car.

    :laugh
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    Whatever fits buddy, you already know we make no...

    Whatever fits buddy, you already know we make no judgements on here :smokin
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    Now Thats Gravy.

    Fill your feckin boots :laugh

    KFC is now selling FAMILY size buckets of gravy for Christmas - Coventry Telegraph
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    Sticky: Picked up my glazed ham from the butchers and it...

    Picked up my glazed ham from the butchers and it seemed to be rude not to get stuck right into it :tongue

    Fantastic as always :smokin

    I added that to the smoked salmon and the full fry up I had...
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    Good post. Exactly that happened to my Mrs....

    Good post.

    Exactly that happened to my Mrs. for 9 months this last year.

    Luckily I could largely WFH which enabled here to get better properly, she is back firing on all cylinders now, in fact...
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    Sticky: I should have added, that same senior manager...

    I should have added, that same senior manager just made MD.
    In IB, still a tarnished golden ticket of sorts :D

    Maybe, nobody's fool?
  38. FTFY

    FTFY
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    Sticky: Nick!!!!! :wink :laugh One for you then ...

    Nick!!!!! :wink

    :laugh

    One for you then
    ...
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    Sticky: Where are you exactly? I can always recommend...

    Where are you exactly?

    I can always recommend a very good chippie :smokin

    We do beer batter, beef dripping chips etc. you just need to know the right place to go :)
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    We are going Icelandic this year. Bought a...

    We are going Icelandic this year.

    Bought a family, fit for a family.

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    Must be that time of day. I misread this and...

    Must be that time of day.

    I misread this and thought you had SB locked in your bathroom and you were waiting outside proud wearing a Maggie Thatcher mask.

    Maybe it was just this strong hash...
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    FTFY Funny thing is I could have been a...

    FTFY



    Funny thing is I could have been a Bit Coin millionaire, I knew some very early adopters, 8 years ago, in fact a friend of mine sold most of one of his London properties for mostly Bit...
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    It does, but can you expand it further beyond. ...

    It does, but can you expand it further beyond.

    It can be done BTW, both my Mrs. and I have greatly expanded our roles whilst contracting.

    Not easy though :smile

    I should add, if you can't...
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    Good post. Its actually a combination of all...

    Good post.

    Its actually a combination of all 3, for me.
    The idea should be your increase your earnings as you go, so you don't worry about the extra tax, if you are actually successful that is....
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    Hmmmmm. Maybe you have been lucky over the...

    Hmmmmm.

    Maybe you have been lucky over the last 10 years :eyes

    I won't begin to describe certain things I have been through over the last 18 years and I can assure you my CV is like a...
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    In the dog mask, or the maze :wink

    In the dog mask, or the maze :wink
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    Nothing new there, unfortunately :eyes ...

    Nothing new there, unfortunately :eyes

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  49. Thread: Bitcoin

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    FTFY There's the kicker and something I...

    FTFY



    There's the kicker and something I have noticed happen before :smokin


    The real winners are the owners of coinbase etc. in a lot of cases, IMO.
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    Sticky: Last ones I had, they had improved the recipe. ...

    Last ones I had, they had improved the recipe.

    I was actually very impressed and I do love a fantastic sausage roll. :tongue

    For tonight we will be going to Babur one of my favorite Indian...
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