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    FTFY. Anyone found the ditch yet?

    FTFY.

    Anyone found the ditch yet?
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave: ...

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Sunny.

    Dry.

    Much colder. 14.5 deg in here currently.

    CBS from what little I can see through the gap in the living room curtains.
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    Sticky: Lunch was that poached tomato and scrambled egg...

    Lunch was that poached tomato and scrambled egg thing.

    It was nice enough.

    Tea was spag with that bol I extracted unexpectedly from the freezer compartment of the fridge.

    It tasted ok with a...
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    Sticky: Just been for a constitutional up to the Moss...

    Just been for a constitutional up to the Moss House Reservoir & back.

    Used to do this daily at one time, back when the forestry was still there and the paths were walkable without gumboots.
    ...
  5. Indeed. The kid should have got A*

    Indeed. The kid should have got A*
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    Unfit for purpose. Demand a replacement. ...

    Unfit for purpose.

    Demand a replacement.




    Feeling nostalgic for CP/M are we? :eyes

    I'm looking after next door's cat for a week.
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    Sticky: :wave: in with the hoi polloi. It's a bit...

    :wave: in with the hoi polloi.

    It's a bit fresher in here today as one of the malodorous ones ain't here.

    Enough of this frivolity & fun, it's time to go shopping again.
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    Sticky: While you were peering out of the fourth floor...

    While you were peering out of the fourth floor window did you notice any little red laser dots on you?

    Coz there very probably were. :smokin

    As the son of one of my colleagues experienced in...
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    He got a brief mention on "Last Words" this...

    He got a brief mention on "Last Words" this afternoon.
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    Sticky: I've planted three to see if they germinate. ...

    I've planted three to see if they germinate.

    Lunch was beans on Morrisons multiseeded toast.

    Nice enough, with the statutory 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

    Tea, on the other hand, was...
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    Sticky: It stopped for a while then returned with renewed...

    It stopped for a while then returned with renewed vigour as I wandered aimlessly around Neath, sheltering momentarily in a charity emporium which proved to be devoid of preloved dvds of any interest...
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    Sticky: But not for long. The monsoon returned just as...

    But not for long.

    The monsoon returned just as I entered the library, followed 15 minutes later by a gigantic flash of lightning and another Crack of Doom(tm).

    In with the hoi polloi where box...
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    Sticky: Wet. Very very wet. Flash of lightning and the...

    Wet. Very very wet.

    Flash of lightning and the crack of doom just after 07:00.

    Rather amazed that the rivers of water aren't descending along the gutters in the road.

    Grey. Very grey.
    ...
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    Sticky: Oh this is jolly: Trapped in a lift on 5.

    Oh this is jolly: Trapped in a lift on 5.
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    Sticky: The rain, hail, murrain of beasts, and old women...

    The rain, hail, murrain of beasts, and old women & sticks has returned with a vengeance.

    I thought a day and a half of fine weather was too much to expect.:eyes



    I'm always pleased to find...
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    Haven't watched any of the three for yonks, Ms...

    Haven't watched any of the three for yonks, Ms Beanie or our Kev.

    Used to watch Dick Strawbridge & his rather odd Mrs for a while but got fed up with that too.
  17. There was a programme earlier in the year that...

    There was a programme earlier in the year that poked about in landfill of different ages: the bin bags were like new and some of the 50 year old newspapers were still readable.
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    Sticky: As predicted, followed by the last pear, which...

    As predicted, followed by the last pear, which was not in any as nice as either of the first two. :(

    Rounded off with 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie tea.

    The rain has proved intermittent, but...
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    Sticky: That was then, the old women and sticks has...

    That was then, the old women and sticks has returned along with the murrain of beasts.

    It held off long enough to do a bit of tidying up in the garden and once it started I lit a bonfire to get...
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    Sticky: Lovely and sunny here though the breeze is...

    Lovely and sunny here though the breeze is fierce.

    Lunch was the poached tomato and scrambled egg on Morrisons multiseed toast.

    It was very nice.

    Tea this evening will involve a serving of...
  21. It was all that butchering.

    It was all that butchering.
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    They can't find their unicorn. May's deal was...

    They can't find their unicorn.

    May's deal was described as a traffic cone on a donkey in something I read this morning. :rollin:
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    I might watch the one about the house built on...

    I might watch the one about the house built on the edge (yes, right on the edge) of a cliff that's cost £5M and looks unlikely to get finished coz the chap building it has run out of money.
    ...
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    Oh this gets betterer and betterer. The orange...

    Oh this gets betterer and betterer.

    The orange one needs a straitjacket, pronto.
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    Sticky: Damn it's fragrant in here with the hoi polloi...

    Damn it's fragrant in here with the hoi polloi this morning.
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    Oh Dear(tm). Kev's Grand Design has bitten the...

    Oh Dear(tm).

    Kev's Grand Design has bitten the proverbials:

    Grand Designs presenter Kevin McCloud'''s property business collapses into liquidation
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    Sticky: One out! All out! Wot about the Workers? ...

    One out! All out! Wot about the Workers?

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Currently dry.

    White clouds with blue bits in between.

    Sunless.
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    Sticky: Now watching Portillo talking to a load of Tories...

    Now watching Portillo talking to a load of Tories about how Call Me Dave and Osbourne fecked things up.

    There's a lot of people in this programme who I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.
    ...
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    Sticky: Thusly I did venture forth equipped with a spade...

    Thusly I did venture forth equipped with a spade garden fork to do battle with the raspberry and blackberry roots in the bit I'm currently turning into Yet More Lawn. :smokin

    Two and a half hours...
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    Sticky: Still. Home again home again jiggety jig.

    Still.

    Home again home again jiggety jig.
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    Sticky: Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses Sunny sunny sunny....

    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny. :glasses
    Sunny sunny sunny....
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    Sticky: Must be blue, coz the sun's out.

    Must be blue, coz the sun's out.
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    Would the honorable gentleperson be referring in...

    Would the honorable gentleperson be referring in some way to the advent of the new electrically amplified guitar based beat combo?
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    Which explains the Schedule A Income Tax receipts...

    Which explains the Schedule A Income Tax receipts I found in my grandfather's records, a man with no income paying tax.

    A neat trick if you can achieve it.

    He died shortly before Selwyn Lloyd...
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Dry. Can't decide...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Dry.

    Can't decide if the slice of sky visible though the gap in the curtains is grey or light blue.

    It's not sunny so I'd venture that it's grey.

    Though it might...
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    Sticky: S1 of BTVS done & dusted and S2E1 watched. ...

    S1 of BTVS done & dusted and S2E1 watched.

    Along with one ep of Joan of Arcadia watched.

    Now watching Dr Pimple Popper.

    A chap with a gigantic lump just above his knee.

    It's a cyst.
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    Sticky: I'm wondering what the flavour of that bol I...

    I'm wondering what the flavour of that bol I found in the fridge freezer cabinet will be.

    It's been in there for months.

    Tea this evening is, unusually, M&S Chunky breaded haddock.
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    Sticky: Lunch was the poached tomato/scrambled egg on...

    Lunch was the poached tomato/scrambled egg on Morrisons multiseed toast thing again.

    It was nice enough.

    Followed by a pear.

    Which, despite indications to the contrary, wasn't ripe and even...
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    Sticky: Dampish turned into a bit drizzlier, then on the...

    Indeed it does :ohwell[/QUOTE]

    Dampish turned into a bit drizzlier, then on the trek up to Tonna lock it looks almost as if the sun was about to emerge from the overwhelming gloom but it was not...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi following a misty moisty...

    In with the hoi polloi following a misty moisty drizzly trek down town.

    Very dampish.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave: ...

    :wave: Morning all if all there be :wave:

    Dark.

    Dank.

    Dreary.

    Depressing.
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    Sticky: M2 browning. :smokin Tea was the remains of...

    M2 browning. :smokin

    Tea was the remains of that poor duck from yesterday.

    It was nice enough, rounded off with some good Glengettie Tea.

    Having watched 5 eps of BTVS am now watching...
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    Sticky: And another 4 eps of S1 BTVS bite the dust, along...

    And another 4 eps of S1 BTVS bite the dust, along with a dusted Darla. :(

    I've always found Julie Benz to be very toothsome. :tongue:p

    Raining here.

    Wot a surprise.

    The poppety ping just...
  44. "Court of the Crimson King" is the only one of...

    "Court of the Crimson King" is the only one of their albums that I like.

    Though I tolerate "Lark's tongue in aspic" coz it's on the other side of the cassette.:eyes

    The Dead Zone: 40 years...
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    Sticky: Lunch today has been baked beans on Morrisons...

    Lunch today has been baked beans on Morrisons multiseed toast with a scotch egg (morrisons, reduced) thrown in for good measure.

    Followed by a conference pear (mine, off tree), peeled and...
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    Sticky: In with the hoi polloi. In some sort of...

    In with the hoi polloi.

    In some sort of miracle it didn't rain on me on the way.
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    Sticky: :wave: Morning all :wave: Grey. Damp. ...

    :wave: Morning all :wave:

    Grey.

    Damp.

    Dark.

    Dreary.
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    Sticky: Having got slightly bored with Joan of Arcadia...

    Having got slightly bored with Joan of Arcadia and with nothing of note to watch on tv, currently watching a little known series "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" on dvd, purchased long enough ago that the...
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    Sticky: Look on the bright side, you won't have to scream...

    Look on the bright side, you won't have to scream "feck offffff" down the phone to some scumbag oik trying to sell you insurance for the damn thing. :smokin

    I'm quite upset that Stephen Moore has...
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    Sticky: Sun's out. :glasses The duck was nice enough....

    Sun's out. :glasses

    The duck was nice enough.

    Seemed to gee up the local cats a bit when I put the extractor fan on. :eyes

    Oh, and the wind is rising.

    Not my flatulence, but the breeze...
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