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  1. Interesting. I've had similar advice elsewhere.

    Interesting. I've had similar advice elsewhere.
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    Banned for not being funny

    I must admit that made me laugh. Here's another cracker:

    Why did the CUK moderator cross the road?

    To wheel the disabled contractor to a gas chamber on the other side.
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    PC if you apply for PIP now then your claim will...

    PC if you apply for PIP now then your claim will be backdated to the date you phoned the DWP to initiate the process. They will send you the forms. I can give you tips on filling them in and...
  4. I guess you have sedating medication too BR14....

    I guess you have sedating medication too BR14. I'll let you know which is the most disability friendly Umbrella.
  5. My start date is meant to be 13th Jan but my...

    My start date is meant to be 13th Jan but my agent has been on leave for the last two weeks so it's not been finalised. Unlike the agency, HMRC and the Umbrellas have been answering my calls. I...
  6. What Reasonable Adjustments can an Umbrella provide?

    I've got to attend weekly medical appointments at the moment and I've asked three Umbrella companies if they would process the expenses of attending them as a reasonable adjustment given that the...
  7. Thread: Who isn't Gricer?

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    Simple, someone told me. Not sure if that was the...

    Simple, someone told me. Not sure if that was the reason BBP got banned though, just guessing.
  8. Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

    Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat...
  9. Thread: Who isn't Gricer?

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    I think BigBluePlymouth was Gricer and he got...

    I think BigBluePlymouth was Gricer and he got banned at the same time as Moneybags because the mods assumed they were one and the same.

    Not true, I'm me, myself and I.
  10. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    Brillo, I've had a horrendously rough two years...

    Brillo, I've had a horrendously rough two years and I would expect you of all people to understand.

    No, PC would not joke about or fabricate my situation.
  11. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    Old Greg, you are a funny in a puerile way but...

    Old Greg, you are a funny in a puerile way but you have a long way to go to be witty, which surprises me because I've read enough of your posts to know you are intelligent.

    It's Christmas day FFS,...
  12. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    Because, my friend, as stated in my opener you...

    Because, my friend, as stated in my opener you lot keep bring his name up. Think about it from my pov, it's a bit wierd being called out for being someone you don't know. It's a valid question.
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  13. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    I thought you might say that you necrophiliac...

    I thought you might say that you necrophiliac pervert.

    She's not really dead and Gricerboy is a work of fiction so na na ni na na.
  14. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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  15. I know the horse has bolted for most people but...

    I know the horse has bolted for most people but when I was looking at insurance last month Kingsbridge claimed they have a superior policy because they will cover a legal challenge regardless of the...
  16. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    https://youtu.be/rf71YotfykQ

    https://youtu.be/rf71YotfykQ
  17. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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  18. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    Thanks for the steer, I thought that was a fairly...

    Thanks for the steer, I thought that was a fairly benign thread. He must have done worse.

    It's good to reminisce.
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    He-man moral messages. If only we'd listened... ...

    He-man moral messages. If only we'd listened...


    https://youtu.be/o6Y-e13EqK0
  20. Thread: Who is Gricer?

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    Who is Gricer?

    Who is Gricer and why does his name keep cropping up on my threads? Why is he infamous?

    I've tried using the search function and I've asked my Umbrella. Nobody seems to know.
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    They've doubled our ruble rate at the factory...

    They've doubled our ruble rate at the factory today for Christmas so I thought I'd spread a bit of festive love. Golden Dalek is currently table dancing and Gricerboy is under the table doing who...
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    Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

    Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
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    WTFH doesn't look anything like I imagined her. ...

    WTFH doesn't look anything like I imagined her.

    I'd like to join the choir of Christmas well wishers and say thanks too. And when I say choir it's more like a duet.
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    How about no Scot? ...

    How about no Scot?


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx2bHvlwkvM
  25. Thread: How to disagree

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    Actually, that's what seems to be going on behind...

    Actually, that's what seems to be going on behind the scenes by PM. My worst enemies on the public forum are attentive lovers on the quiet.
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    Peace on Earth and Goodwill to All Men/Women

    If I could give everyone a beer to toast Christmas Eve I would, my wife's bought about 50 tins of Coors Light and I realised the other night I can't drink on my current meds combination.

    Please...
  27. Thread: Santacide

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    NLUK doesn't know it all. Perhaps he thinks he...

    NLUK doesn't know it all. Perhaps he thinks he does...and no I'm not enjoying the attention.
  28. Thread: Santacide

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    You're stooping very low and your posts on this...

    You're stooping very low and your posts on this thread are unequivocal evidence.

    You think you can be judge, jury and executioner. If what you claim is true then I agree that it would be an act...
  29. Thread: Santacide

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    NLUK :confused: I haven't got the time to...

    NLUK :confused:

    I haven't got the time to respond to your message line by line and I don't think it would be a healthy way to spend my time either. I'l respond as briefly as possible.

    1) You...
  30. Thread: Santacide

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    Here's one mum's post on another forum: ...

    Here's one mum's post on another forum:



    Nice, I think her method will have a higher rate of lethality than mine.
  31. Thread: Santacide

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    NLUK, I'm desensitised to suicide talk and I...

    NLUK,

    I'm desensitised to suicide talk and I mix in circles where it's common to be chatting about trivial nonsense one day and then be on the cusp of it the next. Meds made me rapid cycling but...
  32. Thread: Santacide

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    I think that's what you wanted to post on my...

    I think that's what you wanted to post on my allegedly fake suicide thread.

    Brillo, my wife said no and rolled her eyes with boredom. The way things are shaping up there'll be a trail of Santa's...
  33. Thread: Santacide

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    Just saw this and it made me think that Futurama...

    Just saw this and it made me think that Futurama Santa could easily be a member of this forum.


    https://youtu.be/Qa4SMQekLkE
  34. Thread: Santacide

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    lol:rollin: I think I can predict the likely...

    lol:rollin:

    I think I can predict the likely outcome of that test and they've both got a long career in contracting ahead of them.
  35. Thread: Santacide

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    And what was the kids reaction? Who was the witch?

    And what was the kids reaction? Who was the witch?
  36. Thread: Santacide

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    Santacide

    I thought we'd try something different this Christmas to amuse the children. We're going to try to catch Santa

    I've got a claw trap that I can set up by the coffee table next to his mince pie and...
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    The long lead items in our house are the popular...

    The long lead items in our house are the popular toys that sell out. Father Christmas is on the critical path. The food tends to be just in time thing.
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    If I had any culinary skills it'd be a partridge...

    If I had any culinary skills it'd be a partridge with a pear sauce for Christmas, two turtle doves for Boxing day and so on. I'd have to be a bit more inventive from five onion rings onwards.
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    I used my £10 DWP Christmas bonus to buy an Aldi...

    I used my £10 DWP Christmas bonus to buy an Aldi stuffed turkey joint with a streaky bacon lattice on it.

    We normally have goose or duck so turkey is actually a bit of a novelty for me. Hopefully...
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    I like the way she's posted a picture of her mum...

    I like the way she's posted a picture of her mum just in case the SpareRoom moderators come asking questions after they see the pictures of her pouting in bed suggestively "What me? I'm an innocent...
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    I feel like a bit of a pimp for posting this but...

    I feel like a bit of a pimp for posting this but here goes:

    'Looking for a room , open to sharing a room' Flatmate from SpareRoom
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    I was on a contractor accomodation site last week...

    I was on a contractor accomodation site last week and I noticed there was a buddy up page where you could post your details for a house share. There were a number young buxom ladies with pouting...
  43. Thread: Feature Request

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    Either that or LM's the lady brains behind Tesla.

    Either that or LM's the lady brains behind Tesla.
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    Please think carefully before dismissing those...

    Please think carefully before dismissing those who might actually be struggling.
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    NLUK, since you're not my psychiatrist or CPN I'm...

    NLUK, since you're not my psychiatrist or CPN I'm not too concerned about what you think constitutes genuine suicide ideation. I don't have anything to prove to you. The NHS, the DWP and my family...
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    You may have been here a long time but I've been...

    You may have been here a long time but I've been elsewhere a long time.

    I'm getting attention because you're drawing attention towards me. Please stop and go and wash your mouth out with soap and...
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    That's rich coming from a sockie of NLyUK, I've...

    That's rich coming from a sockie of NLyUK, I've not even met her but then I feel like I've responded to about 20 of her posts.

    I make the connections eventually, you're more of tenuous sockie than...
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    I posted a similar thread on the bipolar forum...

    I posted a similar thread on the bipolar forum earlier this year and got a large response, mostly from females discussing feedback from partners.

    On here it's a bunch of middle aged men talking...
  49. Thread: Danbro

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    I didn't sleep well last night and I woke up this...

    I didn't sleep well last night and I woke up this morning thinking about Employers NI contributions.

    Thanks for the tip off Lucy, there's obviously some salesmanship going on there from Paystream....
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    I've updated the opening post with the latest...

    I've updated the opening post with the latest survey results.
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