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    Poll: Are they 'Big'? Sent from my 5g carrier pigeon

    Are they 'Big'?

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    The Sunday Sport thinks that there is an U-boat...

    The Sunday Sport thinks that there is an U-boat on the moon

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    Did anyone see the health plan folder he took to...

    Did anyone see the health plan folder he took to his 60 minutes interview before doing a gammon snowflake flounce? The pages all seemed to be blank, a bit like himself

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    Biden is going to pull out prints of Trump...

    Biden is going to pull out prints of Trump shagging underage girls at an Epstein party

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  5. Thread: wear a mask

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    Said with a straight face

    Government steps up plans to keep trade flowing at the end of the transition period - GOV.UK
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    So only once then...

    So only once then...
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    The Mancunians went down to 65 million but the...

    The Mancunians went down to 65 million but the government only offered 60 million, surely they could find that extra 5 million by just scrapping this un-needed bollocks: Highways England rebrand...
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    Snowflake gammon losing liar:

    Snowflake gammon losing liar:
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    I think you'll find that it points to the...

    I think you'll find that it points to the inherent racism and misogyny that many people have that when thinking of wrong figures they automatically think of a black female rather than a white male,...
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    Tell me the second and third times then?

    Tell me the second and third times then?
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    Have you? ...

    Have you?

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    I wonder why people always mention Diane Abbott...

    I wonder why people always mention Diane Abbott when numbers come up? Is it because she is female or black or Labour or once made a mistake with some figures? I don't see people using a male Tory who...
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    This pretty much puts into one place everything...

    This pretty much puts into one place everything that has been reported in nearly every press outlet (apart from the Torygraph) about the corrupt Tory government using CV-19 to further their aims: The...
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    I see Trump has actually paid more tax in China...

    I see Trump has actually paid more tax in China than the USA, that's going to go down well with his core base of redneck cretins...
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    Free...Information on the Coronavirus...

    Free...Information on the Coronavirus

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    Correct, not approved by the government yet...

    Correct, not approved by the government yet probably because it still needs to be handed over to one of their mates

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    Free at Frankfurt airport Sent from my 5g...

    Free at Frankfurt airport

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    I wonder if she has ever heard of contraception

    I wonder if she has ever heard of contraception
  21. Nearly every contract I've done where I've needed...

    Nearly every contract I've done where I've needed one, I've been issued with a company laptop but luckily, they're been ready and waiting upon contract start.
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    What, answer the phone or write down the number?...

    What, answer the phone or write down the number? I ring up my customers all over the world, including the UK, and have never, ever, ever, seen such a problem. They even ring me back occasionally...
  23. Thread: My Lunch

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    So another 'slight' alteration in the rules, no...

    So another 'slight' alteration in the rules, no wonder people get confused and ignore them but what do you expect:



    Presumably people will now just meet up for long and boozy lunches and when...
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  25. I have 2 contracts which are direct. For one,...

    I have 2 contracts which are direct. For one, they asked me to write the contract so I just copied an old one I had, changing the names and that was fine. Stuck in a standard 30 day payment term and...
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    The Real "Hunter" Scandal

    Donald Trump, Jr. went to Mongolia, illegally slaughtered a rare and majestic animal, and used his political influence to stay out of prison.
    Donald Trump Jr. Went to Mongolia, Got Special Treatment...
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    The bit above. Their telephony system must be...

    The bit above. Their telephony system must be tulip if they can't accept an EU number, makes you wonder how they do business then
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    A "Biden-Harris" campaign logo was projected in...

    A "Biden-Harris" campaign logo was projected in light onto the Trump Tower in downtown Chicago Friday as part of the United Steelworkers' multi-state "batlight" tour to turn out the vote on Nov. 3.
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    You won't get pissed at least: Guilty 2.0 -...

    You won't get pissed at least: Guilty 2.0 - GuiltyDrink
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    Just finished 'The Body' by Bill Bryson, now I'm...

    Just finished 'The Body' by Bill Bryson, now I'm a hypochondriac...
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    Old news, from 2019: Honda To End Diesel Car...

    Old news, from 2019: Honda To End Diesel Car Sales In Europe In 2021: Report
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    Paywall: Test and waste: Dido Harding, boss of...

    Paywall: Test and waste: Dido Harding, boss of GBP12bn tracing scheme, says it was never a silver bullet | News | The Sunday Times
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    Ah right, Anti-lockdown advocate...

    Ah right, <cough, cough> Anti-lockdown advocate appears on radio show that has featured Holocaust deniers | Coronavirus | The Guardian <hurrgh>
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    Remember this: UK looks to Belgium for Covid...

    Remember this: UK looks to Belgium for Covid inspiration despite infections rise | World news | The Guardian



    That worked well:
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    The BMW i Hydrogen NEXT. Our fuel cell...

    The BMW i Hydrogen NEXT. Our fuel cell development vehicle.
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    Seems QAnon is alive and well here....

    Seems QAnon is alive and well here....
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    Maybe 'Del Boy' MF might be able to help out...

    Maybe 'Del Boy' MF might be able to help out there....
  40. Thread: DOOM: petrol

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    BMW Recalls 26,900 Plug-In Hybrids Over Risk of...

    BMW Recalls 26,900 Plug-In Hybrids Over Risk of Battery Fire
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  42. Thread: Losers

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    Why?

    Why?
  43. New Years Eve and New Years Day come to mind ...

    New Years Eve and New Years Day come to mind

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    Who writes the code for the applications for...

    Who writes the code for the applications for people who can't code?
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    Should keep you busy for a while

    Minesweeper:

    the game - https://bl.ocks.org/texodus/raw/96a9ed60d0250f7d3187c0fed5f5b78c/

    the details - regular-table / Minesweeper - bl.ocks.org
  46. Thread: Losers

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    New Zealand First, ha, ******* ha... Just...

    New Zealand First, ha, ******* ha...



    Just imagine if a certain country's population were as intelligent as New Zealand's
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    ‘By May I'd made over GBP1,000’: teen entrepreneurs defy the Covid slump | Consumer affairs | The Guardian

    Some young bastard stole my idea....
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    Position available

    There seems to be some budding photographers out there, now you can apply to make politicians look good: Grade 7 - Photographer (Ref: 5731) - Civil Service Jobs - GOV.UK
  49. Johnson doing what he does best, talk bollocks:

    Johnson doing what he does best, talk bollocks:
  50. Thread: Losers

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    Losers

    Brexit campaigners vow to bring ‘mischief, mayhem&#39; to NZ election | RNZ News

    NZ election 2020 LIVE updates: Jacinda Ardern projected to claim famous victory
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