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    I see, so the headline is "lawyer doesn't know...

    I see, so the headline is "lawyer doesn't know how to press the right button", rather than the Home Office is full of meanies.

    My sister-in-law is a lawyer. She's also technologically challenged.
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    It was used quite a bit when I was growing up, in...

    It was used quite a bit when I was growing up, in the 70s. I recall atlases with it in. Google ngram viewer shows peak of use in the 1940s, then a gradual tapering off, except for a bump just after...
  3. Advice from some who knows. Thanks.:cool:

    Advice from some who knows. Thanks.:cool:
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    With only one brain cell in your mind, I can...

    With only one brain cell in your mind, I can understand why it might be difficult. (Sorry - I forget. Are you a Brexiter or a Remainer?)
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    I got one of these tossers and just hung up on...

    I got one of these tossers and just hung up on him as he was in mid spiel. He then phoned back.

    "Why did you hang up on me?"
    "Because you're a ******* scammer. Does your mother know what your...
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    Since you believe that the first referendum...

    Since you believe that the first referendum should be respected, you do have perfectly reasonable grounds for viewing a second referendum (outwith Brexit) as illegitimate.
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    You didn't vote for Mark Sedwill either. Heads of...

    You didn't vote for Mark Sedwill either. Heads of the civil service are not normally appointed through elections.
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    FTFY

    FTFY
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    Very funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the...

    Very funny. Nice of you to throw a bone to the Brexiters so they can join in the chuckle.
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    Oh dear, making things up again.

    Oh dear, making things up again.
  11. My dunning process. Not paid 30 days after due...

    My dunning process.

    Not paid 30 days after due date - send reminder by registered post, requesting payment within 30 days. Offer to discuss if they're having difficulties paying.
    If not paid,...
  12. No, the higher the risk of being under IR35. But...

    No, the higher the risk of being under IR35. But if all else is ok with your contract, then it's not really going to be problem.



    You can claim for the T&S to and from the training locations if...
  13. You do not escalate to the client. It is nothing...

    You do not escalate to the client. It is nothing to do with them.
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    How dare you slander me like that?

    How dare you slander me like that?
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    No, if he was one my sockies, I'd argue with...

    No, if he was one my sockies, I'd argue with myself and call myself a ****. Oh... wait... :ohwell

    Sorry, I thought any reasonably well educated person would be aware of the Schengen Information...
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    Quite, but it doesn't really answer the question....

    Quite, but it doesn't really answer the question. If there was a second referendum without the results of first one being implemented, would you accept the result?
  17. The 24 month rule has nothing to do with IR35. It...

    The 24 month rule has nothing to do with IR35. It is about when you can claim T&S expenses to and from your place of work.

    How about, they pay for the medical and training expenses and you...
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    No, but BlasterBates is refering to the Schengen...

    No, but BlasterBates is refering to the Schengen Information System, to which the UK currently has access - despite opting out of the main provisions of Schengen.
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    If there was a second referendum (which you seem...

    If there was a second referendum (which you seem to be against), would you accept the result?
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    4. Invade.

    4. Invade.
  21. The science of polling. How can a poll of only...

    The science of polling. How
    can a poll of only 1,004 Americans represent 260 million people with
    only a 3 percent margin of error? - Scientific American
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    To get a few quotes. And a second opinion.

    To get a few quotes. And a second opinion.
  23. You can't have lived here very long if you didn't...

    You can't have lived here very long if you didn't notice the cash culture. It's only in the last few years that the supermarkets and other large shops have accepted credit cards.

    In 2016 there...
  24. Best way to make that happen is for him to do a...

    Best way to make that happen is for him to do a Putin.
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    Do bear in mind that some of the denizens in...

    Do bear in mind that some of the denizens in other places are less than sympathetic. And will make it quite clear.
  26. But you get inheritance tax to pay on all your...

    But you get inheritance tax to pay on all your income.
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    I can end it... :bluelight

    I can end it... :bluelight
  28. Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

    Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6Id3Qt8Wk

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm6Id3Qt8Wk
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    If you don't react, the bullies will leave you...

    If you don't react, the bullies will leave you alone.
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    This is one of those occasions* where you've...

    This is one of those occasions* where you've missed the point. Brexitidiots have been going on about how they'll screw with the EU to ensure a "good deal".

    (Let's see who's triggered by that...
  32. Aw bless... you mean you haven't already stocked...

    Aw bless... you mean you haven't already stocked up,
  33. You mean like British Parliamentary democracy?...

    You mean like British Parliamentary democracy? Some of you Brexiters seem unable to understand that.
  34. Don't believe everything you read in the Daily...

    Don't believe everything you read in the Daily Wail, Grandma!
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    Hope my edit helped.

    Hope my edit helped.
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    That's for what are considered the most extreme...

    That's for what are considered the most extreme cases.

    a) the murder of two or more persons where each murder involves a substantial degree of premeditation, the abduction of the victim, or sexual...
  37. Don't worry. If a house price crash occurs in ten...

    Don't worry. If a house price crash occurs in ten years time, we'll still be able to blame it on the brexit.
  38. Thread: Rebel Scum

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    If they become the majority, will that make Boris...

    If they become the majority, will that make Boris and his cabinet the rebels?
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    Just checked. The starting point for the minimum...

    Just checked. The starting point for the minimum time to serve in prison, for the murder of a police officer going about his duties, is 30 years. So if charged with murder and found guilty, 20+ years...
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    What was she actually convicted of?

    What was she actually convicted of?
  41. Yet somehow it always provokes a reaction in you.

    Yet somehow it always provokes a reaction in you.
  42. Exactly. You see, I wasn't the least bit upset...

    Exactly. You see, I wasn't the least bit upset about the use of "pikey", it's just that it has become an
    unacceptable term with racist connotations, and so, as a moderator, I have to deal with...
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    Oh gosh, yes.

    Oh gosh, yes.
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    You have to get behind his mindset. The Daily...

    You have to get behind his mindset. The Daily Mail is a valiant provider of truth to the Brexiter*. The BBC are a bunch of liberal remainer liars. Therefore it is no possible that the BBC could have...
  45. Just re-read the new title " Online application...

    Just re-read the new title " Online application steps for Further Leave to Remain". Maybe I should move this to the Brexit subforum.
  46. Edited your title so people not interested or...

    Edited your title so people not interested or knowledgeable in immigration matters will know not to bother reading.
  47. I made a comment amount gammons. You decided for...

    I made a comment amount gammons. You decided for some reason I was calling you a gammon. I'm glad you've figured out I wasn't. And that probably you're not a gammon.
  48. Exactly. You can imagine how hurt I was. I had to...

    Exactly. You can imagine how hurt I was. I had to go and count the gold in my numbered bank account. But I still didn't ban him.
  49. I'm glad to be able to make you feel better. But...

    I'm glad to be able to make you feel better. But I didn't know you were a gammon. Do you go red in the face over immigration etc.? Or worse... do you read the Daily Mail? I had you down as a...
  50. I think being filled with :tantrum: probably...

    I think being filled with :tantrum: probably meets the definition. Your reaction seems a leeeeeeeetle bit OTT. Anyway, I've deleted the off-topic posts on that thread, including your incredibly put...
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