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  1. :tantrum::tantrum::violin::laugh

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  2. Sticky: This :yay: My agents, whom I trust and have...

    This :yay:

    My agents, whom I trust and have worked with for years, source good clients for me. By sharing this information this would put extra competition the way of my trusted agency. Not really...
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    Yes :smokin

    Yes :smokin
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    I didn't name anyone .... although I note one of...

    I didn't name anyone .... although I note one of them liked your post :D
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    Can't say I disagree with you ... maybe do what...

    Can't say I disagree with you ... maybe do what I do, pop in for a bit of banter but don't come here too often. It can be toxic - don't get too caught up in the negative twunts [thumbs up]
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    You scratching around for more examples?

    You scratching around for more examples?
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    Successful contractors will have paid off their...

    Successful contractors will have paid off their mortgage. oPM, is not a successful contractor :smokin He's not the only one of here ..... they all voted Brexit :D
  8. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    Feel free to link to a post where I've whinged...

    Feel free to link to a post where I've whinged about losing the referendum :smokin

    I said before the vote a leave win won't impact me, in fact due to the work I do I'll be better off. I've said...
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    Sticky: Must say, I agree with this. Been contracting...

    Must say, I agree with this. Been contracting since 2007, and never had a problem getting the next role. I know a lot of other contractors and again, not one of them have ever complained about not...
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    Nobody puts Mordac in a corner! :igmc:

    Nobody puts Mordac in a corner! :igmc:
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    As usual, start a little chat with one of you...

    As usual, start a little chat with one of you idiots and you run out of things to say after 2 postings. FFS bud, give it a better go than that. I know you're a loser, but even my cat puts up a...
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    Nothing wrong with ink these days, it's moving to...

    Nothing wrong with ink these days, it's moving to the norm. I have quite a few tattoos and certainly planning to get a few more this year. Ink, nor piercings, change what people know or how they...
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    ooooooo that's told me :ladybags: ..... I'm...

    ooooooo that's told me :ladybags: ..... I'm shaking with fear :rollin: You're feeling brave tonight; did your Mommy make you bread soldiers with your egg for tea :grin
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    I bet he's heartbroken (not!) that a twunt like...

    I bet he's heartbroken (not!) that a twunt like you doesn't like him :laugh I'd be more concerned if you did like me .... I'd hate to be associated with a dick head like you :D

    You're welcome...
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    I have a new stalker :banana: Was a time when...

    I have a new stalker :banana: Was a time when Spuddy stalked my every post, now it's Captain Loser :laugh. I must be doing something right that they feel they have to respond to my every utterance...
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    I will only ever do a second interview for a very...

    I will only ever do a second interview for a very good reason AND if the contract is something special AND/OR the rate is higher than normal.
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    She has bigger bollox than you :D

    She has bigger bollox than you :D
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    My wife is a pensions expert .... she wept when...

    My wife is a pensions expert .... she wept when she read this story :D Tories really are idiotic :cool:
  19. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    How's that victim mentality of yours? Surprised...

    How's that victim mentality of yours? Surprised you sleep at night, being scared of your own shadow :laugh You guys really need to MTFU and stop being such cowardly wimps.
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    :music::yay::banana::cheers::banana2:

    :music::yay::banana::cheers::banana2:
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    Toilet cleaners are not brexit specific, but...

    Toilet cleaners are not brexit specific, but could be worth putting your name down in case a vacancy comes up.
  22. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    This would be hilarious. They would tulip...

    This would be hilarious. They would tulip themselves if they really were given the keys and told to sort the mess out. The likes of Farage and JRM prefer to be on the sidelines, throwing mud but...
  23. Thread: RIP

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    Pray tell us how this Brexit malarky is going for...

    Pray tell us how this Brexit malarky is going for you :grin
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    They're having their Bank Holiday special English...

    They're having their Bank Holiday special English breakfast at 'spoonies. They'll be back later for their wit and intelligence.
  25. Thread: RIP

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    Yes, sorry, I meant 'majority' as in the largest...

    Yes, sorry, I meant 'majority' as in the largest party - but they're the only leave party so they have taken all leave votes. Surely they should be returning at least 52%? The country is still...
  26. Thread: RIP

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    You keep thinking that Brexit is still what the...

    You keep thinking that Brexit is still what the people want :laugh Brexit party have a majority only because the remain vote was split across multiple parties. It's quite simple to understand - go...
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    Nope. You're 100% incorrect. Labour voters are...

    Nope. You're 100% incorrect. Labour voters are mostly remain (65/35 split remain/leave) - this is why Labour voters switched to Lib Dem. Those who stuck with Labour are diehards who would vote red...
  28. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    Nah, you're wrong ... if it's white westerners...

    Nah, you're wrong ... if it's white westerners moving for economic reasons then it's 'expat', it's only 'emigrant' if they are none white but moving country for the same reason ;)
  29. Thread: Top Traitors

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    Seems the people have changed their mind. Leave...

    Seems the people have changed their mind. Leave is no longer larger than remain, at least based on the most recent EU election which was, quite frankly, as pseudo-referendum.

    We need what we have...
  30. Thread: RIP

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    RIP

    ... UKIP
    ... Tories
    ... Brexit

    Remain > Leave

    The people have spoken :laugh
  31. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    I'm neither an expat or have ever been banned for...

    I'm neither an expat or have ever been banned for racist posts. I'm in the 3rd half you forgot to note :D
  32. Thread: Nigel Farage...

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    Woooohh, mods, you need to check Ziggy's account...

    Woooohh, mods, you need to check Ziggy's account hasn't been hijacked! He's away for a day, comes back and has posted something that makes sense. :wink
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    I missed that training ... damn .... I'll just...

    I missed that training ... damn .... I'll just keep selling the milkshakes then :smokin
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    Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK...

    Is that a euphemism? You need to speak to NLYUK :puke:
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    I'm good oPM, but I don't think I'm good enough...

    I'm good oPM, but I don't think I'm good enough to get all 5 stars ..... I'm aiming for 3 :banana: Would you like fries with that?
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    Only if they pay double day rate ...... and...

    Only if they pay double day rate ...... and provide a packet of wet wipes :igmc:
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    Passed my finals in 1999 ...... Would you like to...

    Passed my finals in 1999 ...... Would you like to hire me :smokin
  38. Thread: Boris or Raab?

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    If I thought Grayling would put himself forward,...

    If I thought Grayling would put himself forward, I'd be tempted to join the Tories so I could vote for him. It's what they deserve as their leader :laugh

    ERG will want the puppet Raab

    Grass...
  39. Thread: Lying MP OWNED

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    She's not pretty enough. He's only attracted to...

    She's not pretty enough. He's only attracted to the good looking Labour Ladies :eek:
  40. You don't get it either. At the last EU elections...

    You don't get it either. At the last EU elections UKIP did well. Yet in the following GE they won how many seats in Westminster? You see, people are happy to vote UKIP/Brexit party in EU elections,...
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    I bet you need 2 lists ... one for the real...

    I bet you need 2 lists ... one for the real world, and one just for CUK :laugh
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    I genuinely want one of those :laugh Superb

    I genuinely want one of those :laugh Superb
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    It is financial services but not banking - I...

    It is financial services but not banking - I think they're still into lager and pinot :happy
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    Good call. I had heard that one of the management...

    Good call. I had heard that one of the management team voted out .... first time he argues with me in a board mtg, he's getting the full creamy gunk in his face!
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    Starting new contract ...

    ... on Tuesday. Heading into client office for initial meetings, get to know yous etc.

    Finished last role end of March. Might be a bit rusty. What advice can the experienced contractors on here...
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    Poll: You're looking well. Keep up the good work ...

    You're looking well. Keep up the good work

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    I thought you'd flounced off? :wave:

    I thought you'd flounced off? :wave:
  48. Thread: Lying MP OWNED

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    To be fair, the clue was there in the first...

    To be fair, the clue was there in the first sentence ......



    Not sure "rising star" and "Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour party" go naturally well together :D
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    I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. ...

    I got what you was saying, it just wasn't funny. Although I was going to suggest you was strawberry milkshake, rather than vanilla, as it's more akin to the shade of gammon :grin
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    I hope you collected the tears in a jar, to show...

    I hope you collected the tears in a jar, to show your friends (I'm assuming you have at least one friend, even if it is Ziggy) down 'spoonies?
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