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    Hope you logged out of your account before...

    Hope you logged out of your account before searching for them :laugh
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    37292

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    They forgot the photoshop the F into an S at the...

    They forgot the photoshop the F into an S at the bottom of the stairs. :nerd
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    Gail

    Gail
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    Tarts and Vicars

    Tarts and Vicars
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    Parrot

    Parrot
  8. Thread: Boom!

    by PhiltheGreek
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    Building Society? Typical of the Independent to...

    Building Society? Typical of the Independent to have not noticed the Halifax demutualised 20 years ago. :eyes
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    I thought that was BP's ringpiece after each of...

    I thought that was BP's ringpiece after each of his divorces.
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    Black

    Black
  11. He'll be finding out what's in that handbag if he...

    He'll be finding out what's in that handbag if he does. :laugh

    The outlaw piece looks promising - it's good to swot up one's visitors countries so one can be rude about them.
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    I'm more concerned about what he might be...

    I'm more concerned about what he might be treading into the carpet.

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    Meh - the Japs were at it last week. Anyway, you...

    Meh - the Japs were at it last week. Anyway, you can always turn the telly off instead of working yourself into a froth about it. I've got to have dinner with him. It'll be interesting to see what he...
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    Caster?

    Caster?
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    Absolute

    Absolute
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    Balaclava

    Balaclava
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    Yes, the sun's over the yardarm isn't it? Enjoy...

    Yes, the sun's over the yardarm isn't it? Enjoy an afternoons drinking and congratulate yourself on the fortunate position you find yourself in.
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    Vulcan

    Vulcan
  19. WLMS :yay:

    WLMS :yay:
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    :confused: Best shot - you're AndyW's mum's...

    :confused:

    Best shot - you're AndyW's mum's lodger and the long weekend has broken you?
  21. Thread: May Day

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    The Polish bird who does mine is pretty fine, but...

    The Polish bird who does mine is pretty fine, but you're not having her.
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    He might have a taste for it by then if the...

    He might have a taste for it by then if the bookies are to be believed

    Peterborough by-election winner | Politics odds | Smarkets betting exchange
  23. Thread: May Day

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    A trouser press would be an improvement.

    A trouser press would be an improvement.
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    Those Ecuadorian chaps don't have to imagine. I...

    Those Ecuadorian chaps don't have to imagine. I doubt the septic prison guards will stand for it though.

    Julian Assange latest: Full details of WikiLeaks founder's 'dirty' living habits revealed |...
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    Shake their hands, ask 'and what do you do?',...

    Shake their hands, ask 'and what do you do?', don't listen to their babble and move onto the next person. Worked for me for over 70 years.
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    You forgot about salad cream - we'd still be...

    You forgot about salad cream - we'd still be suffering a mayo-only existence if it wasn't for Adolf.
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    Practice, my honkey friend.

    Practice, my honkey friend.
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    You'll more likely need to spend the rest of the...

    You'll more likely need to spend the rest of the week chopping wood or digging coal/peat in order to keep warm
  29. 150 miles might put you in Doncaster. You should...

    150 miles might put you in Doncaster. You should consider it a lucky escape.
  30. Thread: Booooom

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    You be like ...

    You be like

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    The results were skewed by including one bloke in...

    The results were skewed by including one bloke in Glasgow.
  32. Thread: Violated

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    His head, one presumes.

    His head, one presumes.
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    Strikes Back

    Strikes Back
  34. Or that Marvel bollux

    Or that Marvel bollux
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    Moon

    Moon
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    DP's drag act was never the same without those...

    DP's drag act was never the same without those heels.
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    Raves

    Raves
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    Not any more. Exposure to Scooter's moronic...

    Not any more. Exposure to Scooter's moronic tooting was determined to be 'cruel and unusual punishment'.
  39. Cheetah racing - one does have to feel for the...

    Cheetah racing - one does have to feel for the jockeys. Imagine having to whip one :eek
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    Sounds like you lot to me :laugh

    Sounds like you lot to me :laugh
  41. Better not catch you sniffing around here,...

    Better not catch you sniffing around here, Northern, or you'll be getting both barrels :ladybags:
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    That's sheep, not sleep.

    That's sheep, not sleep.
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    Publication delayed after the crayon got stuck in...

    Publication delayed after the crayon got stuck in his ear
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    Or she had been looking into glory holes and was...

    Or she had been looking into glory holes and was panicking about how to respond.
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    Clashes with the 2:15 at Doncaster.

    Clashes with the 2:15 at Doncaster.
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    Ephemeral

    Ephemeral
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    Depravity

    Depravity
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    Good job he didn't waste it

    Good job he didn't waste it
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    Line (Johnny Cash style)

    Line (Johnny Cash style)
  50. Pervert. You young ones are all the same.

    Pervert. You young ones are all the same.
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