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    Sure, but why would you hold money with them?...

    Sure, but why would you hold money with them? It's a transfer service, not a bank account. I was responding to scootie's post about transferring money.
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    Transferwise, for example.

    Transferwise, for example.
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    FOG.

    FOG.
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    Your cretinism is well-publicised, but I still...

    Your cretinism is well-publicised, but I still enjoy a direct link to your latest hotel reviews and post-stay expensing updates.
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    Sure, they went on far too long - off the top of...

    Sure, they went on far too long - off the top of my head, I can't recall anything after Tattoo You - but it's more than that. Even their best albums have a lot of weak tracks. Exile on Main St. being...
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    Some great tunes. Some of the best ones above....

    Some great tunes. Some of the best ones above. Also, Street Fighting Man, Start Me Up, Angie, You Can't Always Get What You Want. Etc.

    But they pumped out an inordinate amount of crap too.
  7. Clueless.

    Clueless.
  8. You can’t say “you’ll leave it there” and then...

    You can’t say “you’ll leave it there” and then bang on for another two paragraphs hoping I won’t respond :laugh

    If you’re outside IR35, then you’re outside, regardless of client location. If...
  9. Again, jurisdiction is completely irrelevant as...

    Again, jurisdiction is completely irrelevant as it relates to the residency of the client company. It is YourCo under investigation, not ClientCo, including from next April. You also misunderstand...
  10. I wouldn’t call it fraud, more like ignorance....

    I wouldn’t call it fraud, more like ignorance. Some fraction of directors will get caught out by their own ignorance, whether by preference payments or misfeasance or ultra vires dividends or...
  11. This is a gross simplification. Complying with...

    This is a gross simplification. Complying with your statutory and fiduciary duties as a director cannot be simplified as “not committing fraud”. For example, how do you avoid the rules surrounding...
  12. IR35 has nothing to do with where the client is...

    IR35 has nothing to do with where the client is based, rather where the work is done.
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    Greater risk of meeting scootie.

    Greater risk of meeting scootie.
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    I have the C920 Pro - very happy with it.

    I have the C920 Pro - very happy with it.
  15. You’re UK tax resident and have a UK company, so...

    You’re UK tax resident and have a UK company, so the contract is within the scope of IR35, yes, and you admit that you’re effectively an employee so, yes, you are probably caught and should be...
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    FOLPM1

    FOLPM1
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    +1 FOLPM1

    +1 FOLPM1
  18. Spamming the professional forums.

    Spamming the professional forums.
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    What you're smelling there, scootie, is the horse...

    What you're smelling there, scootie, is the horse manure that occupies the cavity between your ears.
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    As others have said, the declaration date is what...

    As others have said, the declaration date is what matters. A delay in payment is just a matter of accounting w/r to the DL account.

    Don't try to edit your dividend paperwork retrospectively.
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    Extraterrestrial life science disagrees.

    Extraterrestrial life science disagrees.
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    That is a question for science.

    That is a question for science.
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    Agree with the above advice.

    Agree with the above advice.
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    It's basically a cretin zoo. We pay admin...

    It's basically a cretin zoo. We pay admin handsomely (well, admin is a cheap date) to attract cretins like you so that we can mock them mercilessly.
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    I thought you were flouncing. Needs more...

    I thought you were flouncing.

    Needs more flounce.
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    Then you're already ahead of scootie.

    Then you're already ahead of scootie.
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    Make it stop. Please make it stop. It's worse...

    Make it stop. Please make it stop. It's worse than the Hasselhoff one.
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    I believe it's a US state. Perhaps that's why her...

    I believe it's a US state. Perhaps that's why her jeans don't fit.
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    Maybe the other one too. When you reach the...

    Maybe the other one too. When you reach the boundaries of all known cretinism, it's hard to distinguish which is the bigger cretin.
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    His twatwafflery is second only to that of...

    His twatwafflery is second only to that of LondonPM1.
  31. You have it all worked out then! Obviously, this...

    You have it all worked out then! Obviously, this is why you're posting here in a clueless fashion and ignoring accurate advice as "hearsay". You're the classic poster that has decided the outcome...
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    His way out of the third floor broom cupboard in...

    His way out of the third floor broom cupboard in the Thistle Hotel, Heathrow, and on to a better life.
  33. It's really quite simple. If you take a dividend...

    It's really quite simple. If you take a dividend from a close company (in which you hold a 5% or greater share) from profits accrued while in the UK and the dividend is declared while you're...
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    That wasn’t a mask.

    That wasn’t a mask.
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    It's probably SURPRISING.

    It's probably SURPRISING.
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    Does it count if you edit your first post?

    Does it count if you edit your first post?
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    It would be apposite to note that you’re as thick...

    It would be apposite to note that you’re as thick as mince.
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    Sounds painful.

    Sounds painful.
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    What's his house price though?

    What's his house price though?
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    Outside anti, ideally. Not that I'm totally anti...

    Outside anti, ideally. Not that I'm totally anti inside anti if necessary.
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    What are the day rates for "anti"?

    What are the day rates for "anti"?
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    Oh come now, you are a bit of a whiny pole choker.

    Oh come now, you are a bit of a whiny pole choker.
  43. Hearsay. :rollin: Good luck with that. ...

    Hearsay. :rollin:

    Good luck with that.

    Finance Act 2013
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    Your cretinism is visible from space.

    Your cretinism is visible from space.
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    Deary me. As was mine. The clue's in the "if"....

    Deary me. As was mine. The clue's in the "if". :laugh

    Clear enough for you?

    Oh, and "you're".
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    Try reading carefully. As I said, you have...

    Try reading carefully. As I said, you have responsibilities as a director. It just depends what you did and the reasoning at the time. If you were really struggling for work prior to the pandemic and...
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    Right, they are separate, so it will come down to...

    Right, they are separate, so it will come down to whether the director carried out their statutory duties. Obviously, if the director extracted the money as a DL, then they are personally indebted,...
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    I'm going to take a wild guess and suggest that...

    I'm going to take a wild guess and suggest that it might be a troll.
  49. You will pay dividend tax on the UK dividends...

    You will pay dividend tax on the UK dividends received overseas, most likely. Additionally, you will pay dividend tax in the UK as temporarily non-resident on your year of return, most likely, with...
  50. You’ll need advice for your circumstances, but...

    You’ll need advice for your circumstances, but your overseas earnings etc. will be taxable overseas. This only applies to dividends on UK profits made before you became a temporary non-resident. All...
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