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    Plenty of bull with you that's for sure.

    Plenty of bull with you that's for sure.
  2. Thread: Sockies

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    or JTB etc... There is a good point there to be...

    or JTB etc... There is a good point there to be fair.
  3. :rollin:

    :rollin:
  4. Yep and that's the reality of the situation to...

    Yep and that's the reality of the situation to counter my theory. I just though i'd spell out what is possible to the poster as they are struggling to grasp the situation. They've got both sides and...
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    Does that mean you are warming towards anything...

    Does that mean you are warming towards anything from Yorkshire??? :wink
  6. There is that but.... in theory there is a good...

    There is that but.... in theory there is a good chance this would come back and bite you if it went legal. Once in a contract there are certain obligations to do the work if it's offered with pay....
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    Get an accountant

    Get an accountant
  8. Thread: Sockies

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    Always wondered that myself. I get that some...

    Always wondered that myself. I get that some people find them mildly interesting for awhile but if it's from the Gricer stable it always ends the same way, benign posts for awhile, becomes a pain and...
  9. Which usually indicates some kind of scheme that...

    Which usually indicates some kind of scheme that won't work.
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    That's hardly surprising.

    That's hardly surprising.
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    That's fine. It's the dicking around with the tax...

    That's fine. It's the dicking around with the tax that's aggressive.
  12. Get the contract off to QDOS and pay for their...

    Get the contract off to QDOS and pay for their review and see what they have to say.
  13. The three pillars are Direction and Control,...

    The three pillars are Direction and Control, Right of Substitution and Mutuality of Obligation (or lack thereof). You can't sub, sounds like they will just be telling you what to do when and it's a...
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    I'm so sorry to hear this. Our thoughts are with...

    I'm so sorry to hear this. Our thoughts are with you.
  15. There are other factors to IR35 but the rolling...

    There are other factors to IR35 but the rolling contract with no end and the admission you are just an employee pretty much indicates inside I am afraid.
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    All of this was an absolute certainty the minute...

    All of this was an absolute certainty the minute the pubs re-opened. It was only a matter of time.
  17. And I'd agree and I would be willing to bet is...

    And I'd agree and I would be willing to bet is the situation in 99.9% of cases.


    Which is another example of how usless the legislation when trying to use it to resolve a situation.
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    First step. Get an accountant. Second step....

    First step. Get an accountant.
    Second step. Spend time asking these questions. They will likely know about other stuff you didn't even think to ask as well. Worth every penny.
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    Poll: How about **** off?

    How about **** off?
  20. Thread: Imploded

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    Can someone ban this LPM1 idiot. Tedious twat is...

    Can someone ban this LPM1 idiot. Tedious twat is spoiling even the normal threads. Just blatent trolling.
  21. Thread: Boom

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    Just piss off you tedious chunt.

    Just piss off you tedious chunt.
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    We still don't care. You've made sure of that.

    We still don't care. You've made sure of that.
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    He's in Swissland, he failed at being a...

    He's in Swissland, he failed at being a contractor so he's gone perm, he's currently tied in first place for the title of CUKs worst mod (tied with all the other mods) but despite all that he's a...
  24. Thread: Imploded

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    Congragts ...

    Congragts

    https://assets.victorinox.com/mediahub/38716/2000Wx1750H/SAK_0_6223_L1908__S2.jpg





    but.. erm..Do we have any Mods who are actually contractors now then?
  25. No. It's explained in the post you just responded...

    No. It's explained in the post you just responded to. There is a difference between ending the contract and just not being paid as there is no work (which is in the contract). The contract is still...
  26. Nice. Which is why they even less valid for us....

    Nice. Which is why they even less valid for us. I've not seen these provide any help to us today. Complete waste of time.
  27. Not anymore... In to him lads n lasses.......

    Not anymore... In to him lads n lasses.... Banzaiiiiiiiiiiii
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    Boy did they get that wrong.

    Boy did they get that wrong.
  29. The bolded point is your problem. Ask your...

    The bolded point is your problem. Ask your questions on a BunchOfIdiotsUK s so you've an audience that can connect with your posts.
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    Ahhh so the statement should have been more along...

    Ahhh so the statement should have been more along the lines of....
  31. Good golly Jeeves, that LondonPM chappy appears...

    Good golly Jeeves, that LondonPM chappy appears to be having his ass handed to him. Run along and get one of the silver platters King George gifted my grandfather so he can have it served properly...
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    Pscont??

    Pscont??
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    Not very well it appears. What else have you done...

    Not very well it appears. What else have you done wrong that you don't know about and has cost you more than an accountant?

    Not knowing you don't have to pay yourself is a very basic gaff.....
  34. Oh the unending tedium....

    Oh the unending tedium....
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    :rollin: Excellent. EDIT.. Oh.. hang on ...

    :rollin:

    Excellent.

    EDIT.. Oh.. hang on

    Triathlon Battery Solutions
    Unit 21 Westbrook Trading Estate
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    Trafford Park
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    Excellent point!

    Excellent point!
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    Them that smelt it dealt it!!!!

    Them that smelt it dealt it!!!!
  38. IMO introduction is exactly what it says, before...

    IMO introduction is exactly what it says, before you are introduced to the company for the first time. If you've already worked there or are already known to the client for some reason then supply...
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    Nope. Cat doesn't give a crap either.

    Nope. Cat doesn't give a crap either.
  40. I am not aware of a single case where the opt...

    I am not aware of a single case where the opt in/out status has made one iota of difference in a dispute sadly.
  41. Im guessing if she's only 20 there by the time...

    Im guessing if she's only 20 there by the time shes 25 sausages won't the only rolls Greggs gave her.
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    In this day and age it certainly isn't....

    In this day and age it certainly isn't....
  43. I see LadyMuck has liked the original post so...

    I see LadyMuck has liked the original post so obviously a fan of this idea.

    She just needs to post a picture of her arse with Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester tattooed on it now.:D
  44. Exactly my first thought!!

    Exactly my first thought!!
  45. Does your contract say anything about not being...

    Does your contract say anything about not being paid unless the end client does?

    Do you have IPSE+ membership?
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    Is the OP the tedious lickspittle that was...

    Is the OP the tedious lickspittle that was complaining about being bullied on here earlier?
  47. What did your accountant say? I'm guessing if you...

    What did your accountant say? I'm guessing if you are registering for flat rate that you don't have an accountant?
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    https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incomi...

    https://i2-prod.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article11278421.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/chilli-banana.jpg

    Have Chilli Banana (in Wilmslow)....
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    Laugh? I nearly shat myself.. Fixed your...

    Laugh? I nearly shat myself..

    Fixed your spelling error for you.
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    Isn't that kinda like having two fingers chopped...

    Isn't that kinda like having two fingers chopped off is better than your whole hand.

    Using alphabet shares, particularly when all the OP wants to use them for us to artificially minimise his tax...
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