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  1. Thread: Meat

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    Only on this forum could a thread entitled 'meat'...

    Only on this forum could a thread entitled 'meat' become a thread about 'fish'...

    :tumble:
  2. They did that, in the 90's. I spent some time...

    They did that, in the 90's. I spent some time there around the time they went into administration, and became Network Rail, and they were burning money back then. They had suppliers who were...
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    I thought you had a UK address - just use that if...

    I thought you had a UK address - just use that if you're worried. Or you could just get a German account, assuming you don't already have one. HSBC, Santander and Natwest are not (currently) planning...
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    The timing suggests it has more to do with...

    The timing suggests it has more to do with schools and universities re-opening. Pubs have been open since July, and there's a spike now, about 3 weeks after the schools went back. Coincidence...?
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    Something we're never likely to hear said of her...

    Something we're never likely to hear said of her replacement...
  6. Thread: Elizabexit

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    The trademark's yours...:yay:

    The trademark's yours...:yay:
  7. Thread: Meat

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    You know the reason for that is that they...

    You know the reason for that is that they incurred disproportionate costs of meeting EU regulations relative to any subsidies they received (or, in many cases, didn't). UK consumers could well...
  8. Thread: Meat

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    Bit tricky, since we're not Americans...

    Bit tricky, since we're not Americans...
  9. Thread: Trade Talks

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    Probably nicked from roughly the same source as:...

    Probably nicked from roughly the same source as:

    Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
    Hell...
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    No wonder he's so f**king miserable. They're not...

    No wonder he's so f**king miserable. They're not supposed to be taken orally...

    :frown
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    You live in Germany, so that's already a fairly...

    You live in Germany, so that's already a fairly low bar...
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    With f**k-all between them? :wink

    With f**k-all between them? :wink
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    I don't think anyone's going anywhere next year....

    I don't think anyone's going anywhere next year. Unless you don't mind spending 2 weeks in quarantine at either end...:frown
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    Nice use of ironic antisemitism.

    Nice use of ironic antisemitism.
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    Racist...

    Racist...
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    Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...

    Seriously mate, there's no danger of that...
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    Are you taking your medication...?

    Are you taking your medication...?
  18. Are you absolutely sure you know what that...

    Are you absolutely sure you know what that scribble means?
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    You promised not to mention that. I was so nearly...

    You promised not to mention that. I was so nearly cured...:frown

    Edit: Join Date Apr 2018. So there is such a thing as reincarnation...
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    :rollin:
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    Only on-stage occasionally, and that hasn't...

    Only on-stage occasionally, and that hasn't happened since the late 1980's (Monty Python sketch, in the last 6th form end-of-term show before they were banned. I don't think that was entirely down to...
  22. That story so didn't need a picture. Not even Xog...

    That story so didn't need a picture. Not even Xog could get excited by that...
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    I think he's there to answer the question, "what...

    I think he's there to answer the question, "what would Chris Grayling do?" so they know what not to do.
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    In which case we definitely don't want...

    In which case we definitely don't want piccies...:sick
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    If you're going to enforce that, you'll need the...

    If you're going to enforce that, you'll need the full Covid-Womble kit; hi-vis, clipboard, army surplus jack-boots etc.

    Don't worry, we don't need piccies, your word is enough, in this instance....
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    So not enough to do any serious damage then...

    So not enough to do any serious damage then...
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    Harsh, but fair...:o

    Harsh, but fair...:o
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    Alternatively, nobody working in a Bangladeshi...

    Alternatively, nobody working in a Bangladeshi sweat shop on 30p a day has the faintest idea how fat western women actually are.

    (Getting ready to run away now...)
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    I can't disagree with any of this, but he's...

    I can't disagree with any of this, but he's clearly ripped off a list compiled by someone with some wit. There's no way Darmy came up with that on his own, some of it goes back years. If he gets Post...
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    Is that a place for those who can't afford Pret?

    Is that a place for those who can't afford Pret?
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    Fair play, it's been 35 years since I did any...

    Fair play, it's been 35 years since I did any German (CSE Grade 1, and no, I have no idea how that happened, except for an administrative error). The teacher, who was about as German as Scooty,...
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    Does anyone know what a 'subcard' is? Is it a...

    Does anyone know what a 'subcard' is? Is it a poor persons 'clubcard'?
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    How long does it take for anti-British propaganda...

    How long does it take for anti-British propaganda to reach Germany these days?
    Great speech by your new Leader btw, it makes one wish one could have voted for her.
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    So when are you due to be deported then...? :wave:

    So when are you due to be deported then...? :wave:
  35. Thread: Elizabexit

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    Why not give them a Referendum? I don't see...

    Why not give them a Referendum? I don't see anyone having a problem with that. :wave:
    Apart from the 'R' word, there's no connection with Brexit. Unless you think Barbados is somewhere it isn't...
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    You couldn't fix your 'nearly' shat-in pants...

    You couldn't fix your 'nearly' shat-in pants though...don't worry, they'll be ready by Monday...:wink
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    And much of the lithium in batteries comes from...

    And much of the lithium in batteries comes from warzones, and even if it doesn't, it causes catastrophic environmental damage to extract. Still, if it makes one feel warm and fuzzy by claiming to...
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    Just what we need, a vocab lesson from an arse....

    Just what we need, a vocab lesson from an arse. Now, conjugate the verb to 'fook right off'...
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    Quite happy with rum myself - as long as we've...

    Quite happy with rum myself - as long as we've still got Jamaica* there's no need to panic just yet...

    *Obviously I don't mean in an ownership sense, just as in a collective Commonwealth sort of...
  40. Thread: Shetxit

    by Mordac
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    Thb, it doesn't matter if the King of Norway lost...

    Thb, it doesn't matter if the King of Norway lost Shetland in a game of strip poker. They haven't been Norwegian since approx 1468, give or take a few years. We could argue the legality of...
  41. Thread: CV19 Testing

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    That's a lot further than Barnard Castle, and I'm...

    That's a lot further than Barnard Castle, and I'm sure there's an irony there somewhere...
  42. Thread: Shetxit

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    I give up. Gissa clue...

    I give up. Gissa clue...
  43. Thread: Shetxit

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    As in 'given over as security against the payment...

    As in 'given over as security against the payment of a debt'. I'll certainly concede that 'pawn' was probably not the correct terminology for the time, but I took the direct quote from the Wiki page...
  44. Thread: Shetxit

    by Mordac
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    No you weren't, you moron. Norway gave up...

    No you weren't, you moron. Norway gave up ownership of Shetland (and Orkney) in 1468. Nothing you've said so far is factually correct.
  45. Thread: CV19 Testing

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    Good luck. Test centres seem empty*, but no tests...

    Good luck. Test centres seem empty*, but no tests available in the entire country.

    *Twickenham stadium certainly was at the weekend, and according to a neighbour, so was Chessington.
  46. Thread: Shetxit

    by Mordac
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    Wrong, as usual. Norway pawned the islands in...

    Wrong, as usual. Norway pawned the islands in 1468 according to wonkipedia: History of Shetland - Wikipedia

    They were confiscated by the Crown in 1609, but from a Scottish nobleman who was...
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    You're new here, aren't you...?

    You're new here, aren't you...?
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    And I hope you've been washing your hands...

    And I hope you've been washing your hands...
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    After what was probably the shortest meeting on...

    After what was probably the shortest meeting on record, we've gone with Australia.
  50. Almost certainly not. Although some of the ERG...

    Almost certainly not. Although some of the ERG chaps seem to be quite hostile to this course of action. Just saying.
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