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    Sticky: My lunch today... The braai works in the...

    My lunch today... The braai works in the rain!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191012/671f7d1b5012cbb0a4db815f96aaf126.jpg

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    Sticky: Been listening to The Cryptoqueen podcast on BBC...

    Been listening to The Cryptoqueen podcast on BBC Sounds.

    How the gullible are taken in by Cryptocurrency in the name of greed.

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    Only if they ask?

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    I am sorry for your distress. Go see a proper...

    I am sorry for your distress. Go see a proper Doctor, and get a referral to a Clinical Psychologist.

    For those interested in "how the mind works", Vilayanaur S. Ramachandran gave "The Reith...
  5. Because the food is Shyte, and they are just...

    Because the food is Shyte, and they are just another business run on The Peter Principle.

    Greed and Gearing don't Go Good, unlike alliteration...
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    Sticky: Jane Austen House this morning. I usually get my...

    Jane Austen House this morning. I usually get my culture from a yoghurt pot...

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    Sticky: My favourite Enduro shop is in Higham Ferrers....

    My favourite Enduro shop is in Higham Ferrers. John Lee Motorcycles.
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    Sticky: Your cat took it on his nighttime prowl.

    Your cat took it on his nighttime prowl.
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    Sticky: It's Friday I'm in Love. Quick exit...

    It's Friday I'm in Love.

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  10. Thread: CMME Fees

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    My wife is an independent Mortgage Advisor, and...

    My wife is an independent Mortgage Advisor, and her fee is £295. On top of that she earns a commission from the Lender.

    They have products available, which are not accessible by "the man on the...
  11. The only thing that is crap is the drivel you...

    The only thing that is crap is the drivel you spout about the old CC. If you try hard enough you'll soon be on their Members' Forum like the one ex-CC person . You are a bitter man.

    (New) IPSE is...
  12. IPSE Forum populated by the CEO and his bunch of...

    IPSE Forum populated by the CEO and his bunch of sycophants, no doubt? Agree with me and all will be tolerated.

    What a waste of time and money that all was. At least some have seen the light.
  13. Not all accountants practice as a LLP / Limited...

    Not all accountants practice as a LLP / Limited Company. Some operate as Sole Traders, so finding them on Companies House isn't a given.

    I would be more concerned that they are actually members of...
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    There isn't really anything wrong making an...

    There isn't really anything wrong making an assessed loss, if YourCo. has the cashflow to continue paying your salary.

    Be careful about operating in an insolvent position, where your liabilities...
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    Sticky: I had 4 earlier this year, thankfully all benign...

    I had 4 earlier this year, thankfully all benign

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  16. "A robin feathering his nest Has very little...

    "A robin feathering his nest
    Has very little time to rest
    While gathering his
    Bits of twine and twig
    Though quite intent in his pursuit
    He has a merry tune to toot..."
  17. That's fine. I'm used to insults from...

    That's fine. I'm used to insults from NorthernMonkeyUK :spank:
  18. I have (had) the same name, and see no reason to...

    I have (had) the same name, and see no reason to use a Sockie.
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    Just complete the form. You are over thinking it....

    Just complete the form. You are over thinking it.

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  20. Welcome to the IPSE Centre for "those who have...

    Welcome to the IPSE Centre for "those who have seen the light". All intelligent life is welcome, along with anyone who is a member of phylum coelenterata. :bang:
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    159% I have 2 V8's and a Flat-6. No Greta in...

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    I have 2 V8's and a Flat-6. No Greta in my house!
  22. Who are they?

    Who are they?
  23. Thread: Greta Thunberg

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    Go back to school Finish your education Get a...

    Go back to school
    Finish your education
    Get a job
    Support yourself

    Come back in 10 years time (if the world is still here).
  24. Nick - This is a great set of links on this very...

    Nick - This is a great set of links on this very sad day....

    Top Man!
  25. Sticky: You need to answer everything that they ask you,...

    You need to answer everything that they ask you, and don't make things up. Stick to the facts. Where you don't have an answer, such as the exact date (moving details from 25 years ago - I am not sure...
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    Afghanistan

    Afghanistan
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    IBM
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    Baggins

    Baggins
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    I am not an English Man. Ask anyone here who...

    I am not an English Man. Ask anyone here who knows me. I'm also an immigrant.

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  30. Thread: Afghanistan

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    I turned it down on the basis that my life was...

    I turned it down on the basis that my life was worth more than double the Daily Rate...
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    You may only participate in TPD if you can get...

    You may only participate in TPD if you can get permission from the Grammar Police.

    You failed. Go back to school.

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    Doing the Needful always worked for me?

    Doing the Needful always worked for me?
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    Sticky: Mmmm. The smell!

    Mmmm. The smell!
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    Kevin Keegan
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    I use HSBC and the switch over to Open Banking...

    I use HSBC and the switch over to Open Banking took less than 5 minutes. It has been working seemless since I switched over a week ago.
  36. Don't listen to what someone further up this...

    Don't listen to what someone further up this thread has said. Take advice from a paid Professional Accountant, who has knowledge of how Contracting works, in the UK.

    Having 4 Family employees, in...
  37. Listen to what Maslin's have to say. By...

    Listen to what Maslin's have to say.

    By putting the £50k into Share Capital is not a smart way to do it, since is no longer a loan but forms a long term Capital contribution (the name Share...
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    Oxford University researchers are in danger of...

    Oxford University researchers are in danger of disappearing up their own arses, following the example of The Bullingdon Club members.

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    Sticky: Bugger... Wet Underfloor heating has come on...

    Bugger...

    Wet Underfloor heating has come on in ScruffTowers, (for the first time since it was installed in June, at great expense). Woodburner, which was lit this morning at 7am is keeping the...
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    I use an Accountant, and FreeAgent (which is not...

    I use an Accountant, and FreeAgent (which is not given "free").

    Unless you have experience of preparing Financial Statements, Corporation Tax and Personal Tax Returns, Statutory Returns, and Real...
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    Nuon Chea - Remember "The Killing Fields"?

    Nuon Chea - Remember "The Killing Fields"?
  42. Poll: Exeter Friendly - Amazing service / Amazing...

    Exeter Friendly - Amazing service / Amazing value. If it wasn't for them, I'd never had certain treatment on the NHS within 18-24 months, that I had within 7 days.
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    Sticky: Chores done in preparation for New Boom on...

    Chores done in preparation for New Boom on Tuesday. I'll be Bombing around Slough until Baby Jesus Day.

    Neighbours mower fixed. Carburettor problem. Champion Shyte.
    Lawns mowed using said...
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    ModernWork [emoji2398]

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    Sticky: Mmmm. Looks like my Surrey Summer Bench will soon...

    Mmmm. Looks like my Surrey Summer Bench will soon be swapped with ClientCo's Autumnal Armchair?
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    "This means nothing to me..."

    "This means nothing to me..."
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    :ladybags: !!אשתו של גרג הזקן נמצאת בכנסייה

    :ladybags: !!אשתו של גרג הזקן נמצאת בכנסייה
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    Sticky: Ho Hum. Summer is so fleeting...

    Ho Hum. Summer is so fleeting...
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    More Cake, fewer Wives - SpideySense! :glasses

    More Cake, fewer Wives - SpideySense! :glasses
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    It's not your Company's taxable income that...

    It's not your Company's taxable income that matters, but it's Turnover.

    If you aren't familiar with the difference, I'd suggest engaging an Accountant?
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