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  1. Check out Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.

    Check out Pournelle's Iron Law of Bureaucracy.
  2. That's what the CIA want you think. Wake up...

    That's what the CIA want you think. Wake up SHEEPLE!
    (btw, KUATB https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/general/140559-canadas-roadmap-communism.html?highlight=#post2821150)

    Definitely. OneManBand...
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    Netflix are doing a new series about the lives of...

    Netflix are doing a new series about the lives of composers. It's a bit drawn out though. The episodes about Vivaldi cover four seasons.
  4. Thread: Like her

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    As a journalist in the LA times said "the words...

    As a journalist in the LA times said "the words could be serving as a political rallying cry or referring to the activist organization. Or it could be the fuzzily applied label used to describe a...
  5. Means "consultancy company". Not one man band.

    Means "consultancy company". Not one man band.
  6. In today's market, per day 800 is bog standard...

    In today's market, per day

    800 is bog standard
    1200 is approaching premium.

    Through a mainstream agency, you're unlikely to get more than that. Outside that, maybe a little more. If you...
  7. Thread: Like her

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    BLM in the UK is anti-capitalist movement. The US...

    BLM in the UK is anti-capitalist movement. The US one is focused far more on inequality of treatment.

    I said it at the start, but certain triggered members here tried to demonstrate that BLM in...
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    Timing the market is a mug's game.

    Timing the market is a mug's game.
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    I'll have £1000. :D

    I'll have £1000. :D
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    Here it's about £150 for infection test and £100...

    Here it's about £150 for infection test and £100 for the antibody test. But the government (I.e. taxpayer) is paying.
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    Mortgage applications are quite high at the...

    Mortgage applications are quite high at the moment, due to the stamp duty holiday. I expect prices to fall.
  12. Or rather, we went into today's meeting...

    Or rather, we went into today's meeting unanimously agreeing among ourselves that we wanted our own way.
  13. Thread: My Lunch

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    P4BR14

    P4BR14
  14. I blame the parent. :D Proves nothing. You...

    I blame the parent. :D

    Proves nothing. You could be using an VPN.
  15. You can sell the camera to your company at any...

    You can sell the camera to your company at any price you like. But if you sell it at £10000 or £10, and it's available retail of £4500, and you're investigated, HMRC will probably notice that you...
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    FTFY. :D ...BR14 makes a post.

    FTFY. :D

    ...BR14 makes a post.
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    You've never needed an explanation before. :D

    You've never needed an explanation before. :D
  18. So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll...

    So cancelling your ban is victimisation? I'll bear that in mind.
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    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife...

    Just get down to it? Good idea. I'll let my wife know.
  20. If you hadn't posted, I might not have been...

    If you hadn't posted, I might not have been aware! So thanks for that. Masks have been mandatory in shops in the city for a while now. But locally, we didn't have to. Main changes for me will be...
  21. No, because that would imply things are getting...

    No, because that would imply things are getting better.
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    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer...

    Of course if it's convenient you can just answer - I do that. Or you can hire a secretarial service. After hours, calls will be routed to them, who'll take the details and promise a ring back. Or you...
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    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There...

    Maybe scoots thinks someone has a plan. (There already appears to be a Baldrick advising Boris).
  24. I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I...

    I cancelled his ban this morning. In case I forgot later. It's don't care in the community.
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    Covered already - this is what happens next year....

    Covered already - this is what happens next year. https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/brexit/140167-year-so-now.html?highlight=
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    I get these boxes when I have another chrome...

    I get these boxes when I have another chrome browser window open with a hot text (or whatever they call it nowadays). I switched to that window, dismiss the text and it goes away.

    So - you had...
  27. They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing...

    They do. That's rather the point of rubbishing any Western effort in certain countries whose populations are even less educated than the UK.

    Not really. This is about deliberate use of social...
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    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.

    Nope. You do it, and let us know how it went.
  29. Forget about using your company. If you had an...

    Forget about using your company. If you had an existing relationship with them, they might do it, otherwise too much risk. Rather than worrying about the ifs buts and whens, tell them straight up...
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    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of...

    Schwyz. Also known as Canton Congo - The Heart of Darkness. Nah - I'm in the sunlit uplands of Basel Brush Land.

    It's interesting. Due to the way Switzerland is set up, it'd be easy to isolate...
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    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean...

    I suppose it depends on whether they're mean drunks or not. And then others require a couple of glasses of wine to be sober.
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    Probably what's more important now is number of...

    Probably what's more important now is number of hospitalisations, rather than deaths, which are still, relatively, low.
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    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd...

    If you'd ever met any Momentum members, you'd know this cannot possibly be true. As any fule kno - marxism is a demonic plot.
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    Sticky: BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following...

    BR14 - overnight since last night. Not following moderator instruction. I reinstated him this morning. The infraction is now fixed.
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    If you want to see what happens to people who use...

    If you want to see what happens to people who use loopholes and technicalities to gain tax advantage, have a look here: https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/hmrc-scheme-enquiries/
  36. Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you...

    Oh come on. How many people do you meet when you take your daily constitutional hike across your estate?
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    Is this a different company from the one you...

    Is this a different company from the one you talked about closing down 2 years ago? https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/accounting-legal/130152-tax-efficient-way-close-ltd.html
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    That was compassion. It was a nice thing to say,...

    That was compassion. It was a nice thing to say, whether true for everyone or not. Possibly a little hyperbolic in my case.

    FTFY
  39. FTFY.

    FTFY.
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    I took some syrup of figs and I'm fine now. :igmc:

    I took some syrup of figs and I'm fine now. :igmc:
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    Perhaps some nitroglycerine will resolve the...

    Perhaps some nitroglycerine will resolve the blockage.
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    Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom...

    Now check the site: Email With Sass - Your Mom
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    An art gallery near me found themselves in dire...

    An art gallery near me found themselves in dire straits recently. They found they'd sold a Monet for nothing.
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    HSBC and their subsidiaries state on their...

    HSBC and their subsidiaries state on their website that nothing will change for their customers after Brexit.
  45. That's how it is when you work for a global...

    That's how it is when you work for a global company and the offices are all over the world. As for getting responses - try working with an outsourced team. Every query takes at least a day to get a...
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    Says the Covid-19 profiteer. :rolleyes:

    Says the Covid-19 profiteer. :rolleyes:
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    I understood it to mean wearing masks outside if...

    I understood it to mean wearing masks outside if you're not maintaining social distance.
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    It's the only way to be sure.

    It's the only way to be sure.
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    That's why I wear tighty-whites.

    That's why I wear tighty-whites.
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    Because, unlike the armchair warriors, we have to...

    Because, unlike the armchair warriors, we have to give all posters the benefit of the doubt. It is entirely possible, and has happened, that some poor sap has a phraseology and chosen handle that's...
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